Will You Press The Button?

Maharid last year

This give you no survival aid, you'll die pretty fast.

FrettinTeen1 9 years ago

"Now that I found the million dollars, I'm only half the man I used to be!"

WalrusGumboot 8 years ago

"All my trouble seemed so far away..."

memandylov 10 years ago

It says UNTIL the rest of my life. Technically every waking moment is part of the rest of my life so I would never have to live with only the left side

DragonEXE 9 years ago

half yo body gone. you"re guts gonna fall out. you die fool!

NotTheProtagonist 4 years ago

But you’ll die a 100-millionaire who has a car.

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Ben Anderson-Hitchen 13 years ago

use the money and become a CYBORG!!!

Thecockatoo199 3 years ago

Exactly

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CharlotteTheQueenBee 11 years ago

Again eww. And think about this your guts would be hanging out!

SorbetCitron 8 years ago

with only the left half of your body, your life will end... soon.

AhmetSabir 8 years ago

Cyborg time

TheMultimention 9 years ago

Become a cyborg and get other upgrades (flight, superpowers etc.)

spiff 9 years ago

UNTIL the rest of your life. not FOR the rest of you life

kamilko SK 11 years ago

I'm in the uk and we don't have dollars, so no

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zombieslayer dragon born 11 years ago

Cyborg here i come

Sheryl See 13 years ago

So do I become Marco Bodt or

HomicidalCupcakesss 9 years ago

Bad.

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Joanna Rachel Bruce 13 years ago

Then how would I drive the car?

Themauf 7 years ago

Or live?

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Ian Moldovan 13 years ago

.... until the rest of my life?

Themauf 7 years ago

Until you rest for your whole life? I would like to

DizzyFTW 10 years ago

Crap ur right ben

liltokil 11 years ago

no way I would cry

Sinsborn 6 years ago

But can get half of sex

NEARNEARNEAR 11 years ago

If Marco can do it, so can I.

Splatatat 9 years ago

Wait. I'm left handed. WHY DID I SAY NO!?!

KostyaHellstorm 6 years ago

the right side controls the left and vica verca

Panifex 9 years ago

The "rest of your life" would be less than three seconds

Dick Fucker from Dirty village in slovak republic 10 years ago

Yep.

Lenny 11 years ago

i have my hearth on right side, soooo?

thatgirlniamya 11 years ago

So I can just whisper to everyone "I am not all right"

imavirginnn 6 years ago

Hey, Do You Want To Be Rich, AND Have The Car Of Your Dreams? Well Give Me Half Of Your Body

CTViolet 11 years ago

Just buy a new one! XD

mads the great 12 years ago

So i'm guessing that you just lose half your body at the moment you recieve the stuff, but a little while after, the event is over and "the rest of your life" begins. Then you'd regain your other half, as it said until the rest of your life.

Bighitminer 10 years ago

Sounds good I'm a lefty anywase

Shanikan 11 years ago

I like my right side

xXDunk_Master999Xx 10 years ago

get an operation so my cells duplicate on the other side of my body so like is normal... im rich and i can f*ck my wife if i had one

xXDunk_Master999Xx 10 years ago

i meant life is normal

Falx101 11 years ago

Wait how do I live then? We need a full heart to be alive

WorkTeam 9 years ago

"car of your choice but live with only half of your body" how will you drive then?

TBH-Deez_Nuts 2 years ago

B-but I th-think wi-with my r-right b-br-brain!!!

Nebulously cool 11 years ago

Replace the half with robot parts

Snowfairy504 9 years ago

Huu why not

Unity Agar 10 years ago

How would you even be alive??? Sir umm you only have half of your body... Yes I pressed the button on this game and now I'm a millionaire

JacobBurd 10 years ago

What happens to the right side of my body?

TemmieArmor 11 years ago

You'd be dead where you stand. Or sit. Or lie down, that seems more likely.

Mettaton Ex 11 years ago

And thats how I became Happstablook

KostyaHellstorm 6 years ago

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRAKA MONOGA DOITSU NO KAGAKU WA SEKAI ICHIIIIIIII

dansdanosaur 11 years ago

marco can, so why cant i?

Wbatman07 11 years ago

For me to press it, it had to be right side, and I would have to choose between leg and arm, or lose an appendix of my choice in general.

ApocalypseGamer 9 years ago

How would I walk do I just hop?

Ryan Nox Kortvelesy 13 years ago

wtf is until the rest of your life?

Bashkash 10 years ago

Right or left or legs?

Lenny 11 years ago

though im one of the few people that have it like me...

Prism 9 years ago

So I die for 100 million and a car? I'll take it.

dr j 10 years ago

ROBO COP ANYONE

Epic_nugget 7 months ago

Technically the rest of my life is every moment I live after this so I never make it to the rest of my life so I will never have to live with half of my body.

NobodyWillProbablyHaveThisUsernameSoIGuessIllTakeIt 11 years ago

Because it says "until the rest of your life," it means that you only lose your right half of your body for about a split second, before the rest of your life starts.

ImFromBeta 5 years ago

Well, I wouldn't be allright, that"s for sure.

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