You get superhuman physical skill, a 20 times longer lifespan, can change your physical appearance once and you become filthy rich.
but
You now have a cursed Fedora that you cannot remove from your body. It will always make you look hideous and repulsive to everyone including yourself, no matter how good you look.
I will not


minimegaman0909 months ago
loophole time! since you get to change your physical appearance once, you can change into something that would let you have any superpower and remove the downside entirely

Yourlocalbuttonpresser2 days ago
Lil bro does NOT know what PHYSICAL appearance means

Maharid9 months ago
No, cause i don't like to wear caps (and cause there are better dilemmas around).

awedarlast year
I love fedoras!!!

XXXXIlast year
我都已经是超人了 我还管别人在我眼里什么样子吗

Toukiden9 years ago
I already look hideous as it is and I love hats so why not

BatshitCrazy3 years ago
lol. Can't remove it from my body, but nothing stopping it from being tucked behind my back or whatever. And, nothing wrong with finding love with blind people who do not judge me for my appearance!

Legion42518 years ago
M"lady

LlamaDrama7 years ago
I’m liking cus of that picture xD

TeamKobus28 years ago
Fedora"s are cool.

Themauf6 years ago
I like fedoras
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Xs10sial_Crisis8 years ago
but no one looks bad in a fedora....

TheAceAce7 years ago
Yah
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abcedarian8 years ago
i can change my appearance and make the fedora vanish

Hamburger Guy8 years ago
Or a better fedora

YourLocalToaster3 years ago
These guys value their looks over a long life of strength, wealth, and prosperity? How dumb are you guys?

ButtonWitch3 years ago
I can make myself look like an exact double of a celebrity or historical figure, just as long as they were ugly. A creative person could make the most of that, and live a happy life.

nakobro2003 8 years ago
Make urself look like the 80s Michael Jackson he always looked good in a fedora

Endi9 years ago
so i will be like a cursed anime character that lives for at least 2000years. FUCKING COOL

FatWalrus9 years ago
Why do looks even matter?

BooyakashaGurl 9 years ago
it says you can change your appearance once. So if I change me to a beautiful person,i will look revolting. So this change your physical appearance thing is useless in that case.

grene dae8 years ago
But, like, you can look like an ugly moose or an ugly avatar or an ugly anything instead of yourself in ugly

Dark Necromancer 309 years ago
Fadora!? YES!!!

TheKmaN8 years ago
Loophole: just cut off the hair that it is attached to. Then it is still connected to a part of you, it is simply not on your head.

KatKing428 years ago
Why the fedora hate?

FathanFD287 years ago
M"LADY

avalkyr317 years ago
What is up with people hating on fedoras?

champagnexcocainexgasoline7 years ago
I will make myself Patrick Stump

Watsup4 years ago
I was waiting for this

Creeperkid238 years ago
Three words: I love fedora"s

smileyrester7 years ago
*fedoras

Havoc99667 years ago
Just use the physical appearance change once the effects of the fedora have taken hold, job done

Jaraskur8 years ago
This phrase is a lie.

Drawesomethewizard8 years ago
I like fedora"s though.

Alexa17 years ago
i don't look bad in hats, so where is the down fall?

dingo268 years ago
Dogs? D=

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Graciepar5 years ago
Never put on the Fedora

BattleCall8 years ago
yall know that you can go full on kailtyln jenner and change oyor appearance

DomZ1279 years ago
In the Future fedoras might be in

KenWasHere218 years ago
It says it cannot be removed from my body. What if I have an extremely small Fedora where no one can see it. Like maybe have a microscopic black Fedora in my nose.

Markiplier7778 years ago
Why your nose?

thebiggestundertaletrash9 years ago
i dont need it anyway tho XD

TheAceAce7 years ago
Jeez, someone doesn't like fedoras.

cockers4 months ago
i can get rid of the fedore by changing my physical appearance

ErikBernsen7 years ago
"can change your physical appearance". easy

Cloud_Of_8wesome8 years ago
20 times longer lifespan?! Don't you think that"s a bit ridiculous?

q16449 years ago
I am already ugly

Akes9 years ago
So I can shapeshift into a pronation-capable Velociraptor/Macaw with the ridiculously floofy feathers and actual hands and tail of a Velociraptor and the speaking and beutiful colors of a Macaw. With a fedora. M'caw

Keklester7 years ago
So basically u will become a reddit neckbeard

Timelypat8 years ago
The downside does not compute. The only people who look bad in fedoras are people who don't believe that they can look good in fedoras.

Airshipdispatch8 years ago
What is with all this fedora hate

XyloIsCoollast year
everyone is saying how much everyone likes fedoras but it clearly says that: "it will ALWAYS make you look HIDEOUS and REPULSIVE to EVERYONE INCLUDING YOURSELF, NO MATTER HOW GOOD YOU LOOK." but I already have an always good looking button pressed from a previous dilemma so imma press this one too.

ChloeStanford7 years ago
Patrick Stump has proven fedoras are not bad

Slimmyswing4 years ago
Hold on they said change physical appearance so you no longer look hideous

AnzJaffa8 years ago
*tips fedora* mm"lady

Kesir9 years ago
I don't want to live that long. This world is bad enough as it is now.

FirstChildHQ8 years ago
You will be called the Fedora Batman

Feigue9 years ago
I Collect many Fedoras

Feigue9 years ago
M'lady

GreyZemn7 years ago
Welp I can be Spider-Man Noir at least

RGPZ7 years ago
Ehhh More Uhhh DeadPool
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