You get superhuman physical skill, a 20 times longer lifespan, can change your physical appearance once and you become filthy rich.
but
You now have a cursed Fedora that you cannot remove from your body. It will always make you look hideous and repulsive to everyone including yourself, no matter how good you look.
I will not

Maharid 2 years ago
No, cause i don't like to wear caps (and cause there are better dilemmas around).

d1ck4ndb4alls 5 months ago
d1ck4ndb4lls

Toukiden 10 years ago
I already look hideous as it is and I love hats so why not

BatshitCrazy 4 years ago
lol. Can't remove it from my body, but nothing stopping it from being tucked behind my back or whatever. And, nothing wrong with finding love with blind people who do not judge me for my appearance!

Legion4251 9 years ago
M"lady

LlamaDrama 8 years ago
I’m liking cus of that picture xD

minimegaman090 2 years ago
loophole time! since you get to change your physical appearance once, you can change into something that would let you have any superpower and remove the downside entirely

Broccolidaddypig last year
Lil bro does NOT know what PHYSICAL appearance means

TeamKobus2 10 years ago
Fedora"s are cool.

Themauf 7 years ago
I like fedoras
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Xs10sial_Crisis 10 years ago
but no one looks bad in a fedora....

TheAceAce 8 years ago
Yah
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awedar 3 years ago
I love fedoras!!!

XXXXI 3 years ago
我都已经是超人了 我还管别人在我眼里什么样子吗

abcedarian 10 years ago
i can change my appearance and make the fedora vanish

Hamburger Guy 9 years ago
Or a better fedora

nakobro2003 10 years ago
Make urself look like the 80s Michael Jackson he always looked good in a fedora

YourLocalToaster 4 years ago
These guys value their looks over a long life of strength, wealth, and prosperity? How dumb are you guys?

ButtonWitch 5 years ago
I can make myself look like an exact double of a celebrity or historical figure, just as long as they were ugly. A creative person could make the most of that, and live a happy life.

Endi 10 years ago
so i will be like a cursed anime character that lives for at least 2000years. FUCKING COOL

FatWalrus 10 years ago
Why do looks even matter?

BooyakashaGurl 10 years ago
it says you can change your appearance once. So if I change me to a beautiful person,i will look revolting. So this change your physical appearance thing is useless in that case.

grene dae 10 years ago
But, like, you can look like an ugly moose or an ugly avatar or an ugly anything instead of yourself in ugly

Dark Necromancer 30 10 years ago
Fadora!? YES!!!

TheKmaN 9 years ago
Loophole: just cut off the hair that it is attached to. Then it is still connected to a part of you, it is simply not on your head.

KatKing42 10 years ago
Why the fedora hate?

FathanFD28 8 years ago
M"LADY

Pibby 2 months ago
Okay look dude, i just have to give you the pibby glitch, also, twerk for me?

avalkyr31 8 years ago
What is up with people hating on fedoras?

champagnexcocainexgasoline 9 years ago
I will make myself Patrick Stump

Watsup 5 years ago
I was waiting for this

XyloIsCool 3 years ago
everyone is saying how much everyone likes fedoras but it clearly says that: "it will ALWAYS make you look HIDEOUS and REPULSIVE to EVERYONE INCLUDING YOURSELF, NO MATTER HOW GOOD YOU LOOK." but I already have an always good looking button pressed from a previous dilemma so imma press this one too.

ChloeStanford 9 years ago
Patrick Stump has proven fedoras are not bad

Slimmyswing 5 years ago
Hold on they said change physical appearance so you no longer look hideous

AnzJaffa 9 years ago
*tips fedora* mm"lady

Kesir 10 years ago
I don't want to live that long. This world is bad enough as it is now.

FirstChildHQ 9 years ago
You will be called the Fedora Batman

Feigue 10 years ago
I Collect many Fedoras

Feigue 10 years ago
M'lady

GreyZemn 8 years ago
Welp I can be Spider-Man Noir at least

RGPZ 8 years ago
Ehhh More Uhhh DeadPool

maggot456 2 years ago
i hate the fedora people

VriskaSerket 9 years ago
FUCK YOU I WEAR A FEDORA EVERYDAY!

rosered_ 3 years ago
im not sure what the fedora would look like. i would probably make the fedora match my outfit, so it looks less out of place. if it is just some gastly lookin hat, im going emo.

Malcolmxt 10 years ago
Wear something over top the fedora

Debatabletiger3 8 years ago
Evil villan time?

Markiplier777 9 years ago
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Arkon_Raavus21 9 years ago
If you"re that rich, you can just heavily fund the search for immortality.

SkyArtistic 9 years ago
there is no bad looking with a fedora

AdventureGirl39 10 years ago
Who cares about a hat, when your FILTHY STICKIN" RICH, BABY!

SethHenderson 9 years ago
can't leave your body, So cut it up into ribbons and set them on your shoulders under your shirt, Failing that get a backpack and put it in there. Added benefit: Backpack can't be stolen.

feliciathebean 5 years ago
just burn the fedora

Baileydog6000 9 years ago
What is the upside?

creep112 9 years ago
Why does the good side feel like another bad side? I didn't even read the negative before saying I won't press.

Jaraskur 9 years ago
What is bad with extremly rich ?

Tt write shifter 10 years ago
i don't collect it i steal it

RGPZ 8 years ago
Being Ugly Is How Ppl Look Cool

LED2000 2 years ago
What do you mean with Fedora here? I suppose it's not the Linux Distro or is it?

Lyokogod 9 years ago
Shapeshift around the fedora

Camo500 10 years ago
But it says I can change my physicsal appearance?

Donutdogs 9 years ago
So, basically i become batman but better.. smash that button

Gartar 10 years ago
That's stupid

Telemotal 3 years ago
Deadpool

KindnessUrie 10 years ago
m'lady m'dora
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