Be Bill gates rich
but
Have a non-stop bloody nose
I will not


Pizzascripters9 years ago
Who needs a nose when your as rich as bill g8s??

Throggy9 years ago
I'd put a cork up my nose and win at life

Amazingcat304 years ago
What kind of cork?
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MehCheez8 years ago
dont worry the doctors got this

Keifer Peterson12 years ago
no nose no problem-voldemort

LilyMalfloySimp4 years ago
Moldy voldy
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thomashearts8 years ago
As long as you can't die from it, this sounds VERY reasonable

The_Blah8 years ago
What is wrong with u

Batmin9 years ago
My family already has chronic nosebleeds.

Z0m41e7 years ago
I feel you

Icenight9 years ago
Sorry I am not greedy

Migdin18 years ago
It isnt greedy if you uae the money to help others

midnightiscool959 years ago
I don't wanna die

Macucumber9 years ago
2 words: Genghis Khan

Science guy9 years ago
I legit just pressed a button that makes me voldemort.

HuskysFTW9 years ago
I'd just shove a tissue up my nose

Moondancer9 years ago
So... I'm royalty? Inbreeding and hemophilia, yay...

kitty lover9 years ago
I'm too yung to die

CMHammond9 years ago
*young

Nathan Jones12 years ago
So... Be Filthy rich but die of blood loss seems legit

MoltasAlkestam8 years ago
i think you ment....Bloody rich! badumtsss
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David Wooten12 years ago
Just cauterize it.

TheGreatGamer9 years ago
just get plastic surgery and have your nose removed easy as that

solidsyphoncell9 years ago
tissue

Sophiaa7 years ago
Also wouldn’t u die of blood loss?

Nathan Jones12 years ago
So... Be Filthy rich but die of blood loss seems liget

Kittycatmax069 years ago
Bloody nose and some thing really not good and you always have a bloody nose!?

Swshine3218 years ago
I would die from blood loss

Totyjoe9 years ago
pay for a nose plug

PrincessSuicune8 years ago
Surgery..

edswoggle9 years ago
That's one of the things toilet paper is for....I'll be a trendsetter lol

therealobama3 years ago
if i dont die from it then sure

Elpinnen9 years ago
Already have that, no probs ^^

CreeperCraft1379 years ago
Yes yes yes

Jocpederson7 years ago
Use your money to pay someone to find a cure

Crazydude510 years ago
You'd die from bleeding out. This is pointless

Hamistagan8 years ago
if youre british it would just say that you always have a damn nose

Youwilldieatsomepoint7 years ago
Just cover up your nose with a plastic one: solved

TechnoLife789 years ago
U would die from blood loss

Mr. Stone9 years ago
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CMHammond9 years ago
Spam...

DragonFlare8 years ago
I have never had my nose bleed.

Taker_of_Hells4 years ago
It could be a bloody nose where only the inside is bloody and blood doesn’t drip

scheuerman10 years ago
They will call me tampon-nose

MrObviouse8 years ago
If I was bill gates rich I could buy something to keep the blood from dripping

jimz9 years ago
*stuff nose with cotton* ta-dah!

Recycletrash8 years ago
I'll pay someone to find a permanent solutipn

SolidGamer989 years ago
So I get to be Bill Gates rich for a day and die the next because of blood loss?

BigPopparoni7 years ago
Bitch, I got Bill fucking Gates money...I'll just fucking buy myself a Gucci nose plug...

August Rae Moise Tomm12 years ago
Just have a surgery to fix it.

Kittycatmax069 years ago
Thats not good

WolfTamer8 years ago
Woops I clicked it... Maaaaan :nose is bleeding on phone: C"mon

thelostnyancats9 years ago
hey. just get your nose fixed

GarfeelingGood3 years ago
if you ever layed on your back or looked up for too long, you would just drown in your own blood.

Nickgaming3299 years ago
I will die from blood losss the 38 people who pressed the button are idiots

TurnedIntoaDragon9 years ago
Help me humans I turned myself into a fire-breathing dragon by accident and can't change myself back!

Migdin18 years ago
Stop it, get some help.
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BLAOWNS7 years ago
Of course I have a bloody nose. HAHA DIALECTS!
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