Be Bill gates rich
but
Have a non-stop bloody nose
I will not

Pizzascripters 11 years ago
Who needs a nose when your as rich as bill g8s??

Throggy 10 years ago
I'd put a cork up my nose and win at life

Amazingcat30 5 years ago
What kind of cork?
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Keifer Peterson 13 years ago
no nose no problem-voldemort

LilyMalfloySimp 6 years ago
Moldy voldy
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MehCheez 9 years ago
dont worry the doctors got this

thomashearts 9 years ago
As long as you can't die from it, this sounds VERY reasonable

The_Blah 10 years ago
What is wrong with u

Batmin 10 years ago
My family already has chronic nosebleeds.

Z0m41e 8 years ago
I feel you

Icenight 10 years ago
Sorry I am not greedy

Migdin1 10 years ago
It isnt greedy if you uae the money to help others

midnightiscool95 10 years ago
I don't wanna die

Macucumber 10 years ago
2 words: Genghis Khan

Science guy 10 years ago
I legit just pressed a button that makes me voldemort.

Nathan Jones 13 years ago
So... Be Filthy rich but die of blood loss seems legit

MoltasAlkestam 9 years ago
i think you ment....Bloody rich! badumtsss
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HuskysFTW 11 years ago
I'd just shove a tissue up my nose

Moondancer 11 years ago
So... I'm royalty? Inbreeding and hemophilia, yay...

kitty lover 11 years ago
I'm too yung to die

CMHammond 11 years ago
*young

David Wooten 13 years ago
Just cauterize it.

Teitur Dahl 13 years ago
not if you just.. like plugged your nose so it wouldnt keep running.. like you'd do when having a bloody nose anyway

PixelyO_OFrosting 9 years ago
Oh well. A little blood is worth being rich

Cupcake Gal 11 years ago
I already get bloody noses a lot. I'm used to this shit.

BabyDeer last year
Well, you will eventually die due to blood loss, so no.

shankninja 11 years ago
I already get a lot of those

sentientbutton 9 years ago
use the money to get a super awesome ear nose throat doctor to get rid of the bloody nose

Noobslayerxxxxx 6 years ago
So I just die?

Tom Bombadil 11 years ago
I'd go way overboard and wear an awesome face mask, and people would think it's because of some crazy injury, but really it's just to cover up my bloody nose.

trojan 10 years ago
Wouldn't you eventually bleed out?

boilingwillya 11 years ago
I have never had a bloody nose in my life... Is that normal for a 10 year old?

CMHammond 11 years ago
I didn't get one until I was 14 or 15 I think. Only once or twice.
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loopholemaster101 10 years ago
Whats the problem?

A Undertale Fan 11 years ago
fix it

Sophiaa 8 years ago
I have like chronic bloody noses and TRUST ME you do not want constant blood running out of ur nose. People always think it’s gross and it’s horrible to get it on your clothes, bed, floor, sink, ect

Lucy_Dragneel 11 years ago
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CMHammond 11 years ago
Spam...

Prism 9 years ago
Has anyone actually HAD a bloody nose? You would pass out from blood loss within days!

PixelyO_OFrosting 9 years ago
But it"s mooney!!$$$

Dilan 10 years ago
If I won't die from it its ok.

SpartanX 9 years ago
Just Cure It

Tails.exe x Cream.exe 11 years ago
Really

Sharky0456 5 years ago
The sacrifice is worth it to help the poor and suffering plus by the time I"ve spent all the money I would no longer be rich

awesomecraft 11 years ago
hitler tried to eliminate an entire race you fucking idiot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

patrick123ABc 11 years ago
With the money you get, you could just get nose surgery, andbefor that, blow your nose with money.

A_Swain 8 years ago
A free excuse to leave class

joseffani 12 years ago
use my money to fix it

ShadowShaper 10 years ago
Take the money you have and get it fixed.

ShadowMarco 9 years ago
You can't nose bleed if you don't have a nose

Daniel Jenkins 13 years ago
The new windows Nose de-bleeder

sandre 11 years ago
Fi it with your money

Greengasblaster 11 years ago
Doesn't say how much blood a drop a year

Judeus 4 months ago
um ofc i press its logical

GinkgoBiloba 11 years ago
I EVEN GOT BLOOD COMING OUT MY NAILS

Panifex 9 years ago
I"d pay to have my nose replaced

ratboi 6 years ago
But, how fast? If it only bleeds 1 millimeter every year, say...

DylanQ 11 years ago
this guy below me took how ever long out of his life to just post this? this is insane.

Irmeli 10 years ago
As a fangirl, I already have constant nosebleeds so I think I could live with this xD
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