Will You Press The Button?

Be Bill gates rich

but

Have a non-stop bloody nose

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Pizzascripters9 years ago

Who needs a nose when your as rich as bill g8s??

Throggy9 years ago

I'd put a cork up my nose and win at life

Amazingcat304 years ago

What kind of cork?

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MehCheez8 years ago

dont worry the doctors got this

Keifer Peterson12 years ago

no nose no problem-voldemort

LilyMalfloySimp4 years ago

Moldy voldy

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thomashearts8 years ago

As long as you can't die from it, this sounds VERY reasonable

The_Blah8 years ago

What is wrong with u

Batmin9 years ago

My family already has chronic nosebleeds.

Z0m41e7 years ago

I feel you

Icenight9 years ago

Sorry I am not greedy

Migdin18 years ago

It isnt greedy if you uae the money to help others

midnightiscool959 years ago

I don't wanna die

Macucumber9 years ago

2 words: Genghis Khan

Science guy9 years ago

I legit just pressed a button that makes me voldemort.

HuskysFTW9 years ago

I'd just shove a tissue up my nose

Moondancer9 years ago

So... I'm royalty? Inbreeding and hemophilia, yay...

kitty lover9 years ago

I'm too yung to die

CMHammond9 years ago

*young

Nathan Jones12 years ago

So... Be Filthy rich but die of blood loss seems legit

MoltasAlkestam8 years ago

i think you ment....Bloody rich! badumtsss

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David Wooten12 years ago

Just cauterize it.

Liutenient_Lachlan9 years ago

Be a vampire, constant food.

Migdin18 years ago

Now you only have to find a vampire button....

Steveee9 years ago

I can surgically repaire it. LOOPHOLES BITCH

CMHammond9 years ago

And you still have a non-stop bloody nose. You cannot repair it, the button says you always have one, that is how these buttons work. It is non-stop.

FuriousFlame27 years ago

Call A Doctor To Put A Aid On Your Nose And Make A Hole So You Can Smell

Brienne Harris12 years ago

tamps cure everything

Kittycatmax0610 years ago

People agree with me..........ðŸ±

Kittenlover1018 years ago

But da blood loss.

Kyle Freeman12 years ago

you would die from blood loss in a hour

Nameruse8 years ago

With that much i will have reconstructive surgery

Smartest-Manlast year

Would I die...?

shankninja10 years ago

I already get a lot of those

Darkknight377 years ago

Bloody rich!

Allwarden4710 years ago

this already happens with me. It's not flowing constantly, but it is a major issue. It's annoying when it happens in the middle of a chess game.

MrDonut7 years ago

So ill become a rich and perverted anime character

Stella Jacobs12 years ago

id just use my money to make something that makes it not bleed

hailey$9 years ago

Blood loss ppl

Astrocat23749 years ago

Ray Marc10 years ago

Wont I just die though? Or would I always need a blood transfusion?

Cheshire shadow9 years ago

thats deadly. Attila the Hun king died like that. nose bled when he was passed out drunk from just marrying wife #7 and he drowned in blood.

CMHammond9 years ago

Probably a myth there.

Gansbar514 years ago

I already have a nonstop bloody nose

shrektm810 years ago

The fuckin' Hitler guy tho...

Me178 years ago

I will loose all of my blood before i can do any thing good with my money

Fluffington7 years ago

Death of blood loss

bonnierose12311 years ago

nosebleeds don't hurt.

Jss8 years ago

I'll just put tampons in my nose....

bilbo baggins9 years ago

i would get tissues remember im filthy rich so i can buy me some freakin tissues

PixelyO_OFrosting7 years ago

Oh well. A little blood is worth being rich

Teitur Dahl12 years ago

not if you just.. like plugged your nose so it wouldnt keep running.. like you'd do when having a bloody nose anyway

BabyDeer2 months ago

Well, you will eventually die due to blood loss, so no.

shankninja10 years ago

I already get a lot of those

sentientbutton8 years ago

use the money to get a super awesome ear nose throat doctor to get rid of the bloody nose

Cupcake Gal9 years ago

I already get bloody noses a lot. I'm used to this shit.

trojan8 years ago

Wouldn't you eventually bleed out?

boilingwillya9 years ago

I have never had a bloody nose in my life... Is that normal for a 10 year old?

CMHammond9 years ago

I didn't get one until I was 14 or 15 I think. Only once or twice.

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Noobslayerxxxxx5 years ago

So I just die?

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