You can have the partner of your dreams
but
His or her breath smells like shit and nothing can make it smell better
I will not


leapfroggrr3 years ago
theyre non binary. no downside

JazmineLowen 9 years ago
Surely if you love the partner then it doesn't matter?

SinonMercer7 years ago
Have fun sleeping in the same bed with them.
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DanTheDestroyer293 years ago
Just don't smell them

99_Face_Problems_But_Booty_Aint_One9 years ago
Remove your nose smelly cell things. That or DON'T GIVE A FLYING FUCK BC YOU ACTUALLY LOVE THEM. YOU KNOW?!

Groverwil3 years ago
Just dont smell

Hamato_jacky3 years ago
im non binary aromantic asexual so i dont even have one

the_weird13 years ago
but the partner of my dreams is a sexy ghost

kursor3 years ago
*cuts nose off*

Mai-chan8 years ago
Ha, I'm aromantic. My partner doesn't exist!

LS_Fan8 years ago
Cool:)

Justin Wolfe12 years ago
But then she isn't the partner of my dreams. The partner of my dreams has breath that smells like freshly-baked elephant ears.

thelittlecactus2 years ago
w h a t
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pog5 years ago
i allready have good friends

John Herbert9 years ago
Sounds kinky!

VelocityRaptor289 years ago
as in literal shit? or just smells really bad?

Annoying_shitster_who_likes_cookies7 years ago
Just, don't smell there breathe -_- (aka don't go near there face)

User5557 years ago
And if you want to kiss your partner -_-

Sans_is_lazy7 years ago
Just don't smell their breath..

Sunshinesun7 years ago
My crush is a anime character who can breath fire so yeah lol

KassyFrost7 years ago
I can marry Robert Downey Jr....or Benedict Cumberbatch....or Johnny Depp.. I don't care about their breath. I can still wear a cloth in front of my nouse. Or I will wear so much perfume that I won't smell anything.

DepressedUnicorn8 years ago
So like a sexual partner. So in that case I will push it I'm asexual bitches. I don't want a sexual partner.

Schmucklehed6 months ago
could also mean business partner

DontPressButton8 years ago
Jokes on ha you. I lost my sense of smell at least for ****

Supergirl16238 years ago
So basically I'm still dating my boyfriend?

MichaelNight8 years ago
Ha! my breath smells like acid shit.

rule8 years ago
...but what does her ass smell like?

IdkTbh8 years ago
What do you think it smells like? xD

Rin058 years ago
People are wired to shut out senses that don't change. Like, people can go "nose-blind" to bad smells over time. So, when enough time goes by, you won't even smell it.

GrowlingMammal79 years ago
So someone who is like me in terms of breath... My breath smells like shit... (I never brush my teeth)

SeabassJames9 years ago
I dream of a partner whose shit smells like fresh mints. Their breath will smell like their minty, not stinky shit.

Kazue9 years ago
This cracked me ip lol

BUTTONZDURP9 years ago
Yup NOOOOOOOOOO THEY NOT BECAUSE MY DREAM IS SOMEONE WITH BREATH LIKE CUPCAKES AND BLOO- STRAWBERRIES YES THAT WAS WHAT I WAS SAYING BECAUSE IM NOT A ROBOT OVERLORD DEMON

DeaLeR9 years ago
That's not the partner of my dreams,my partner smells good.

Castiel Winchester11 years ago
My dream partner is Misha Collins and he smells like watermelon and cinnamon and he is married already so screw that question

Nathaniel Kline12 years ago
I can't smell...

Ren-Mercado4 years ago
Me too I Can't Smell
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Ebony Hutchins12 years ago
the partner of my dreams is Taylor Lautner, and i aint never gonna pass on that!

Huygoskip9 years ago
My nose is stuck...

hortentia11 years ago
I already have him

ardonis9 years ago
hten its not the partner of my dreams

TheOOOF5 years ago
Its not the partner of my dreams then lol. The breath of my dream partner is great

spird9 years ago
I already can't smell so.....

LordOfTheToilet9 years ago
i couldnt kiss her. lol

Thatcowhugger10 years ago
this question: would you stay with the love of your life for some bad smells?

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Magician39578 years ago
Isnt the partner of my dreams then. I already have a partner so technically i couldnt have the partner again. Im safe.

RipperMC1219 years ago
If it is the significant other of ur dreams then y would it matter to u.

CONSTANTPWN9 years ago
I didn't need to smell

matoisha9 years ago
i don't know how to past

kill hitler9 years ago
Sex can make it smell better

2D-Hollaegt8 years ago
You could always get rid of your sense of smell

Dalek Stan9 years ago
Wil Traval, here I come!

proflordd9 years ago
and if he partner of my dreams has wonderful breath

trunderbro9 years ago
I a can KILL

Sir Internet9 years ago
I see spam on every single dilemma. Why are people so gullible?? I think I've lost all faith in the human race. (I'm spamming anti spam *puts on sunglasses* deal with it)

Violet_ihateyou10 years ago
Have sex with them
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