You can have the partner of your dreams
but
His or her breath smells like shit and nothing can make it smell better
I will not

leapfroggrr 4 years ago
theyre non binary. no downside

JazmineLowen 11 years ago
Surely if you love the partner then it doesn't matter?

SinonMercer 8 years ago
Have fun sleeping in the same bed with them.
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99_Face_Problems_But_Booty_Aint_One 11 years ago
Remove your nose smelly cell things. That or DON'T GIVE A FLYING FUCK BC YOU ACTUALLY LOVE THEM. YOU KNOW?!

Justin Wolfe 13 years ago
But then she isn't the partner of my dreams. The partner of my dreams has breath that smells like freshly-baked elephant ears.

masonlikesplanes 16 days ago
jesus christ 13 years ago
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DanTheDestroyer29 4 years ago
Just don't smell them

Groverwil 5 years ago
Just dont smell

Hamato_jacky 5 years ago
im non binary aromantic asexual so i dont even have one

the_weird1 5 years ago
but the partner of my dreams is a sexy ghost

kursor 5 years ago
*cuts nose off*

Mai-chan 9 years ago
Ha, I'm aromantic. My partner doesn't exist!

LS_Fan 9 years ago
Cool:)

pog 6 years ago
i allready have good friends

John Herbert 11 years ago
Sounds kinky!

VelocityRaptor28 11 years ago
as in literal shit? or just smells really bad?

Annoying_shitster_who_likes_cookies 8 years ago
Just, don't smell there breathe -_- (aka don't go near there face)

User555 8 years ago
And if you want to kiss your partner -_-

Sans_is_lazy 8 years ago
Just don't smell their breath..

Sunshinesun 8 years ago
My crush is a anime character who can breath fire so yeah lol

KassyFrost 9 years ago
I can marry Robert Downey Jr....or Benedict Cumberbatch....or Johnny Depp.. I don't care about their breath. I can still wear a cloth in front of my nouse. Or I will wear so much perfume that I won't smell anything.

DepressedUnicorn 9 years ago
So like a sexual partner. So in that case I will push it I'm asexual bitches. I don't want a sexual partner.

Lostsoul62 2 months ago
Could be romantic not explicitly sexual
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DontPressButton 10 years ago
Jokes on ha you. I lost my sense of smell at least for ****

Supergirl1623 10 years ago
So basically I'm still dating my boyfriend?

MichaelNight 10 years ago
Ha! my breath smells like acid shit.

rule 10 years ago
...but what does her ass smell like?

IdkTbh 10 years ago
What do you think it smells like? xD

Rin05 10 years ago
People are wired to shut out senses that don't change. Like, people can go "nose-blind" to bad smells over time. So, when enough time goes by, you won't even smell it.

GrowlingMammal7 10 years ago
So someone who is like me in terms of breath... My breath smells like shit... (I never brush my teeth)

SeabassJames 10 years ago
I dream of a partner whose shit smells like fresh mints. Their breath will smell like their minty, not stinky shit.

Kazue 10 years ago
This cracked me ip lol

BUTTONZDURP 10 years ago
Yup NOOOOOOOOOO THEY NOT BECAUSE MY DREAM IS SOMEONE WITH BREATH LIKE CUPCAKES AND BLOO- STRAWBERRIES YES THAT WAS WHAT I WAS SAYING BECAUSE IM NOT A ROBOT OVERLORD DEMON

DeaLeR 11 years ago
That's not the partner of my dreams,my partner smells good.

Castiel Winchester 12 years ago
My dream partner is Misha Collins and he smells like watermelon and cinnamon and he is married already so screw that question

Nathaniel Kline 13 years ago
I can't smell...

Ren-Mercado 5 years ago
Me too I Can't Smell
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Ebony Hutchins 13 years ago
the partner of my dreams is Taylor Lautner, and i aint never gonna pass on that!

Huygoskip 11 years ago
My nose is stuck...

hortentia 12 years ago
I already have him

ardonis 11 years ago
hten its not the partner of my dreams

TheOOOF 6 years ago
Its not the partner of my dreams then lol. The breath of my dream partner is great

spird 11 years ago
I already can't smell so.....

LordOfTheToilet 11 years ago
i couldnt kiss her. lol

Thatcowhugger 11 years ago
this question: would you stay with the love of your life for some bad smells?

Jeffrokid 9 years ago
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Nakkaschodda last year
UHM..I mean my breath is no better so..

Magician3957 10 years ago
Isnt the partner of my dreams then. I already have a partner so technically i couldnt have the partner again. Im safe.

RipperMC121 10 years ago
If it is the significant other of ur dreams then y would it matter to u.

CONSTANTPWN 11 years ago
I didn't need to smell

matoisha 11 years ago
i don't know how to past

kill hitler 10 years ago
Sex can make it smell better

2D-Hollaegt 9 years ago
You could always get rid of your sense of smell

Dalek Stan 11 years ago
Wil Traval, here I come!

proflordd 11 years ago
and if he partner of my dreams has wonderful breath

trunderbro 10 years ago
I a can KILL

Sir Internet 11 years ago
I see spam on every single dilemma. Why are people so gullible?? I think I've lost all faith in the human race. (I'm spamming anti spam *puts on sunglasses* deal with it)
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