Will You Press The Button?

Victor_Z_Awesome10 years ago

Downside? The prequels are better, Jar Jar is awesome, and i'm a Jedi.

BrendanCross8 years ago

And besides, here"s jar jar"s character arc: Episode I: low-intellegence thing for the kids Episode II: Jar Jar"s a f*cking SENATOR! Episode III: Jar Jar Binks is diRECTly RESPONSIBLE, for the legislation allowing Palpatine to commit INTERGALACTIC JEDICIDE!

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visualtrav10 years ago

One thing. Who the $&*#(@ wants to kill Jar Jar. he has no life. That way, you are a jedi that wont die. Mind trick him, go anywhere you want, bOOM! I BROKE IT!

Stebbins8 years ago

I shall teach Jar Jar the ways and confirm DARTH JAR JAR!

hampuzorgaming9 years ago

what if i turned to the dark side and killed jar jar?

dinojl7 years ago

What if I mind tricked him while in front of a cliff to walk forward? It would be untraceable!

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SamuelFink8 years ago

It never said you can't quit

Highschool1238 years ago

that doesnt mean i cant quit the job

Pls no10 years ago

Mind trick Jar Jar into going where you want to so you have to follow him, so you can participate in all the notable events by just having him nearby.

Melissa Major12 years ago

No one ever said I had to be GOOD at my job...

CyberX1147 years ago

yey

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BenMiller7 years ago

I kinda like jar jar binks Hate my If you want

Schmidot20047 years ago

I would drop him off on a planet controlled by the enemy on a mission to kill high ranked targets steal plans for secret weapons from the headquarters of the planet so when he dies I would go I’m my self finish the mission and continue living my life

Jorja2467 years ago

No one said I had to protect him so.... I could ACCIDENTALLY kill him on the first day

Pokeminer7 years ago

Oops, I accidentally stabbed him with my Lightsaber

BlackRose667 years ago

But... I’m a Sith already- I have the reflexes too- and I swore to myself if I had the chance, I would erase jar jar forever

AlexanderBrown7 years ago

WHO CARES! I LOVE STER WURS TO MUCH!!!!!!

BurtCokain7 years ago

Lol have fun during the purge suckers

Nabalo7 years ago

Well then I’ll get fired by letting him get killed by a wampa

SquidGirl8 years ago

YEAH! I love Jar Jar

ShirahGantman8 years ago

Jar Jar is in trouble if he has me for a body guard! I'm disabled!

Flameice2 8 years ago

Sneaks into the emporers chamber. Asassinates before anikan turn s

Superstar579 years ago

what if i... didn't press the button even though i could be like using the force to grab some blue milk with a ton of Oreo's- wait... there wouldn't be oreo's....... NOOOOOO well good thing i didn't press the button and i still have my island that i can pu...[Show full comment]

DJ Vader9 years ago

I already went through this and I can say its not that bad. Ended up killing a couple hundred younglings though...

Zacattac9 years ago

oh no were getting shot at better use him as a human body shield what was i supposed to do use my lightsaber?

Normac210 years ago

Jokes on you, I like Jar Jar

Alex Butterfield12 years ago

I pressed that button so fast.

Jyminaurus9 years ago

Unpopular opinion, the prequels were better.

AmbiKitti 9 years ago

I don't even like Star Wars lol

Arabian_Fuckface8 years ago

What... So he dies again?

Daniel Hope12 years ago

Quit and join the jedu

CFGim10 years ago

let the guy die get free of your curse and live happ till the empire build the death star

NicholasCrespo8 years ago

Boo star wars

MeHeartNoodlez9 years ago

You can just quit! BAM! Science!

--Nobody--4 years ago

No ever said I couldn't quite

SilverShadow5258 years ago

Isn't Jar Jar a secret Sith Lord? If so, that gives me every right to kill him

TheManInTheCorner10 years ago

Siths are better anyways.

Rob Anybody9 years ago

Covert assassination from inside the senate. Also I'm fairly certain I could just have myself suspended in carbonite and have a contract with someone to let me out 30 or 40 years later.