You invent the hoverboards of the future.
but
By the time you perfect it you are too old to ride one.
I will not


TheFurryGamer9 years ago
Who said I'm riding. I'll be driving it.

Gregottorry7 years ago
GG

HowardHames8 years ago
LOOPHOLE you invented the board set the age group at 1 year old then change it later

EnderMiner91008 months ago
NO, IT CANT BE....
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doglove9 years ago
Hey guys, If you see one that includes jacksepticeye and the end of the world, that one is mine.

prayforkqly8 years ago
*faps*
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Jaraskur8 years ago
Fuck the perfect hoverboard i use the prototype

BlackCatCZ8 years ago
You are never too old to ride hover board

Taker_of_Hells3 years ago
Yep

Hannah A Jones12 years ago
Too old? Fuck that, just strap my body to the board peeps.

Aaron129987 years ago
@Noved8260, yes but its not perfected; it"s hard to keep balance, and it can only move in a straight line
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BunnyLover11018 years ago
My grandchildren can tell me how fun it is........................ :(

Winner_of_nothing7 years ago
Школа и выслать нам скан копию паспорта для оформления заказа и доставки не знаю что делать не нужно было

dankmemes1018 years ago
There"s no such thing as perfect.

Mr.Mojo9 years ago
Would someone be nice enough to do this for the people?

Thomas Scheer12 years ago
i'd probably not ride it anyway

ANA_SARAH_NATALYNN 9 years ago
you can't perfect anyway even though my dick is flawless

StevenJoeBobBillyGregJames10 years ago
I get to see people whizz by on my boards and I get to sit there in my jet-powered wheelchair and think, ¨I made that.¨

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ChaosInsurgencylast year
I'll get famous:3

Seth11 years ago
Well every body else made one so u dont have to

BrockD8 years ago
Why not I will spend my last years being rich

DevinG989 years ago
Can you imagine the profit you'd make from a business like that? The patent alone would be priceless. Hell yeah I'd press the button

Etharian9 years ago
By the time I PERFECT it, ANYONE will be able to ride one because it will be so user friendly that even the elderly and infirm will be able to use it, while also allowing thrill seekers to get their kicks doing crazy shit too.

Deacon199 years ago
I still get rich and get to live a full life before that!

Lzke7 years ago
You can never be too old to ride a hoverboard! *flies away on a hoverboard with my majestic 3 meter long white beard getting dragged behind me*

maxwellduo9 years ago
The Elisabeth queen have 90 years, and anyone see her ride a range e rover.... So wy I can't ride a hoverboard

PsycrowGD7 years ago
Sell them. We got a millionaire gramps now

superdumbidiot9 years ago
too eat eat that

TheMultifandomBoy8 years ago
If Emmett Brown can ride a hoverboard, then so can fucking I.

Ghopher19 years ago
I'm 12 so I've got a WHILE

Antlex10 years ago
failed to see downside

my name jeff9 years ago
Donate me to get better and ride one

Spyros Aek12 years ago
I 'm still going to be a fucking legend.

ShadowFoxx8 years ago
I invent the hover board then by the time that"s done a timemachaine would be made give it to myself in the past and my world will change and I would be young inuff to ride

Migdin18 years ago
Nope, timemachines wont be made in your time living, everyone would forget about you by the time they made the time machine

Julian_Frost7 years ago
Let"s be honest, you"d make millions so who gives to shits

TheDankMemeGenerator9 years ago
Either way, you won't ride the hoverboard...

thecanadian9 years ago
I'll download my mind into a new body. That'll exist by then

pencilfox9519 years ago
Dammit, I wanted to ride it...

sw12129010 years ago
42% just gave up the best retirement days of their lives

Drag0n9 years ago
You get fortune of it anyways!!!

music.is.lyfe10 years ago
someone already invented the hoverboard

Migdin18 years ago
Hover boards already exist, well... hoverboard, there is one hoverboard, and it lasts only 5 minutes, and has to be charged 24 hours

Poomanpeebird7 years ago
We already have hover boards 😎

hexadecagon9 years ago
no man i never press him

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Earthly9 years ago
I'll make a hover board for old people

oldnotweak10 years ago
money is money

zigray1239 years ago
Doesn't say i can't ride one.

Sparta28 years ago
somebody already invented hoverboards https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSheVhmcYLA

rq529 years ago
I wanna ride hovabovada

GARBGE3 years ago
i would invent a hoverboard for old people too

Jason Stahnke12 years ago
If big do, I'll have wasted my life non a single project being a teenager now. I would if I was already like 50 or 60

Greatgamer9 years ago
It's ok in heaven I can ride on one.

YouknowthatIcanhavewhatevernameIwantsodontdismeonthisplease7 years ago
who said i'll ride it? just sell it and call it there
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