Will You Press The Button?

RainaLovesStampy9 years ago

I'll just go away on some "mission of her utmost importance" after nine years and never come back. LOOPHOLE

RubySkinner7 years ago

Sounds like a good plan

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Canesminior9 years ago

Just retire after nine years and you're safe.

TheMaskedMan8 years ago

What if they don't allow you to? Better to just get a plane and get the hell out of there.

AlyssaShaltry7 years ago

That escalated quickly

Hotgarbage7 years ago

Wtf♐♌🔁♌🔁🔁⛎♈♈♏♌🔂♓🔀♐♓◀♓♏⏪⛎◀♍◀♌♏

rootstown73 years ago

what

VirginiaHB7 years ago

Just leave after 9 years and however many days before the plague

TurtleGalaxy8 years ago

Im not a dude. So They dont kill me. Cool.

Jensj4 years ago

Darkhex, sooo my moms a dude?

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Ryan Isawsome12 years ago

Ill just write this as a prophecy, and say that when the time comes, bring me back to my home planet.

SeñiorSmoothybuns8 years ago

But then if they can make the trip twice, then they'll have no problem doing it again to come back and kill you.

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autocar668 years ago

The only upside here is that people know there are aliens and thats basicly it...

the117doctor8 years ago

Contingency plan bitches! I CAN DELIVER VIA PROPHECY!

DaPenguin9 years ago

Well if I'm a god I cant die. I can kill them back. UNLIMITED POWERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DreamInSepsis9 months ago

it explicitly says that you're hailed as a god there but you're just a dude

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Benjy Pugh12 years ago

Hahahaha that is fucked!

pokeguy9 years ago

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MattyLikesGames29 years ago

"norn"

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jackfiddilydims8 years ago

but you will be a god... REBELL

Michael jackson9 years ago

Uhh......,.no

Anonamoose_pvpz9 years ago

Leave at 9 years and 11 months aww yeah

X_H3rman_X4 months ago

I don't want to be Viktor

Nix10 years ago

Ten years of tentacle sex? I'm down.

patrikcath9 years ago

Waterfuck :D

Ã†lun Crombie12 years ago

Kill them all before the 10 years is up

Foxtail4998 years ago

Dawn

KilledHolyWater8 years ago

I'll say fuck you and nuke the utopia

Nneonn9 years ago

Oh no! Who would do such a thing! Ahhhhh save us oh great Human!

Titanlord019 years ago

id make 10 years=eternity

KingJr9 years ago

a god for ten years then go back home to earth

SUPERMYSTERY9 years ago

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Dragonslayer112218 years ago

Leave before it happens, or just lie to them to go on the other side of the planet, then leave them to die.

HotDiggityDorito3 years ago

I’ll just tell everyone to wear masks and social distance lol

TheCrimsonFuckr2.08 years ago

10 years of glory, and a painful death, along with a strand of guilt. No thanks.

Farlander9 years ago

Someone watches to much X-files.

skyrimlegend219 years ago

IM A FUCKING GOD IL FUCK EM UP

skyrimlegend219 years ago

Oh it says that you a normal dude I WILL CALL MY BUDDY ALEANS TO COME AND KICK THERE ASS

lilformer9 years ago

Your not probing this ass

Madison Rose12 years ago

I'm not a dude so...

Jeemeli9 years ago

28% pressed.... WTF

Mommasgirl11008 years ago

You are worshipped like a god BUT you have to punch someone you love in the nose full force everyday Like- You pressed the button Reply no- you didn't press the button

umad419 years ago

Hmmm. Go into a "Catatonic State" For like 30 minutes (Stare at a wall with few periods of blinking), when you come "Back out of it" Pretend to be sad. Tell them that there is nothing you can do and that they will all die at (Insert Date) Plead with them t...[Show full comment]