You're gifted with virtual mastery in the sport of your choice
but
you die twelve years and 27 days after pressing the button, nobody discovers how.
I will not


dion9 years ago
Im 70 years Old, so fuck it.

Gunk2 years ago
Are you dead yet?
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AwesomeBotMC9 years ago
Guys, it's simple. Master the sport of immortality. >:D

AmazingSuperDan 9 years ago
No jjones, there a fucking glitch.
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The_MGSM_9 years ago
Whoever says "ESports arent REAL sports" can die thanks

RGPZ7 years ago
@Drawesomethewizard you everywher on this site
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Eleven-x7 years ago
**keeps button "till 60 years later** **becomes worldchampionship every sport in the uniferse as grandma**

IvyNTP8 years ago
I'm not giving up my life early for sports.

TiggiMaster9 years ago
IM bad at sport so yeah...

Drawesomethewizard8 years ago
Same here

Caitlin Borges12 years ago
This is like selling your soul to Crowley

idiot_99999999999999999995 years ago
i already have physical mastery on the sport of my choice
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JustLikeTheySay9 years ago
I'm twelve and my birthday is on the 28th. CREEPY.

Bolt9 years ago
I wont prees it my finger will

Gammafox9 years ago
I'm not a sporty person anyway. GOD DAMMIT. I could've mastered Esports games! DAMMIT.

PhallingTrash7 years ago
I wanna die before I’m 40 anyways.

Foxesarecool8 years ago
Where da upside at šŸ˜“

Brownecow3218 years ago
Someone else press the button for you

jkmc12058 years ago
There has to be a backstory with twelve years and twenty seven days.

Daniel Lindholm12 years ago
Did sombody die from this???

Hamistagan8 years ago
yes be careful

AwkwardBadger8 years ago
I accidentally pressed the button

UNDYNE169 years ago
I don't like sport

Kris Binkley12 years ago
How stupid

IVI Entity IVI9 years ago
I pressed it only to see if it is true. BRING IT ON!

AmazingSuperDan 9 years ago
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thebros3 years ago
why such a specific time frame

Lzke7 years ago
I master the sport of living comfortably by finding loopholes. The first loophole I shall find is the one that makes me skip the downside of this.

Blood of Gaea9 years ago
Press this button if you're a terminal patient.

Mesuro10 years ago
I don't like sports

KittyKatBella9 years ago
I don't like sports anyway.

Notanevildictator11 years ago
I'll press it when I'm dying, therefore my lifespan will be increased

BenTino2 years ago
to young to die

voxymoron8 years ago
well I pressed no because I dont particularly like sports.... but do the overwatch summer games count?

Dpooly9999 years ago
Okay guys! I have had it with your insecurities!!!!! It's obviously gag on the website!!! The internet wasn't even invented 46 years ago! It was in the late 90s before anyone could use it! God!!!! Friggin!!!!

AmazingSuperDan 9 years ago
It's a glitch, the computer acidentualy trases the time to the beginning of the internet, witch was 46 years ago for you, now it's the 47 years ago glitch.

RainbowAngleWings9 years ago
HELL NO!!! And i hate sports.

Bucky5 years ago
i don't like sports

spasticVocalist10 years ago
I don't like sports anyway.

yourfavouritebaguette7 years ago
couldn't care less about sport tbh

kittycatcb9 years ago
this is a no go

WonderWoman8 years ago
My second time on this button

Lukerill9 years ago

ultrazore8 years ago
What if my the sport master is coming back to life?

omnom9 years ago
I'll be back when I'm almost dead and then press the button.

Lonemaster9 years ago
u lie

PoipoleADMyt3 years ago
If it"s a painless death, then I see no downside.

alpha1-foxhound10 years ago
shooting sport kill all isis

Z_Emruld7 years ago
The button is evil! šŸ˜Ž

Riptide9987 years ago
sports succ

notthatimportant9 years ago
"Virtual mastery" you are now a pro at wii sports bowling. This is why I didn't press the button.

tony10 years ago
I didn't press it cuz I got scared

0reo9 years ago
Ask me again when I'm 90+

KittenLover_72 years ago
I would choose the skill of fortune telling, find out how I die, stop it, and then leave with a free skill.

slabdrill4 years ago
Depends on what counts as a sport.

xXPastelXx 9 years ago
I don't like sports anyways

kittycatcb9 years ago
this is a no go

asunagamer1610 years ago
the only sport I like is badmitten and im already decent at that

Liswag Hipstner12 years ago
Well, I'll press this button later when I know my dead is near. My life span will be increased and I've got an amazing gift c:
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