Will You Press The Button?

dion9 years ago

Im 70 years Old, so fuck it.

Gunk2 years ago

Are you dead yet?

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AwesomeBotMC9 years ago

Guys, it's simple. Master the sport of immortality. >:D

AmazingSuperDan 9 years ago

No jjones, there a fucking glitch.

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The_MGSM_8 years ago

Whoever says "ESports arent REAL sports" can die thanks

RGPZ7 years ago

@Drawesomethewizard you everywher on this site

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Eleven-x7 years ago

**keeps button "till 60 years later** **becomes worldchampionship every sport in the uniferse as grandma**

IvyNTP8 years ago

I'm not giving up my life early for sports.

TiggiMaster9 years ago

IM bad at sport so yeah...

Drawesomethewizard8 years ago

Same here

JustLikeTheySay9 years ago

I'm twelve and my birthday is on the 28th. CREEPY.

Bolt9 years ago

I wont prees it my finger will

Caitlin Borges12 years ago

This is like selling your soul to Crowley

idiot_99999999999999999994 years ago

i already have physical mastery on the sport of my choice

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Gammafox9 years ago

I'm not a sporty person anyway. GOD DAMMIT. I could've mastered Esports games! DAMMIT.

PhallingTrash7 years ago

I wanna die before I’m 40 anyways.

Foxesarecool8 years ago

Where da upside at 😓

Brownecow3218 years ago

Someone else press the button for you

jkmc12058 years ago

There has to be a backstory with twelve years and twenty seven days.

Daniel Lindholm12 years ago

Did sombody die from this???

Hamistagan8 years ago

yes be careful

Alicia Lissie11 years ago

Lmfao I fucking hate sports ha. No thanks.

ShadowMarco8 years ago

i don't need it, i already maestry the sport of sleeping \( :3)/

RazorSB8 years ago

Three days take it or leave it

Cheshire shadow9 years ago

is necromancy/self immortality a sport?

Drawesomethewizard8 years ago

Cheshire shadow, I would assume so but I have no idea to be honest with you.

ignition1913 years ago

i pressed it with the assumption that it'll also bring my body into the proper condition to play the sport, in which case 10 years of professional football (12 years - the 2 it would probably take to bee discovered) would likely be enough to set my whole f...[Show full comment]

xXCelestiaXx9 years ago

I hate sports.

greatandgrey7 years ago

no thanks

Nerdkind7 years ago

WWE is considered a sport...

yourfavouritebaguette7 years ago

ok nothing wrong with that

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Peterthepanda9 years ago

Leave a note saying how u died or leave a note saying you were killed by someone you hate

CoolDude3420009 years ago

People will never find the note...

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UNDYNE169 years ago

I don't like sport

Kris Binkley12 years ago

How stupid

AwkwardBadger8 years ago

I accidentally pressed the button

thebros3 years ago

why such a specific time frame

IVI Entity IVI9 years ago

I pressed it only to see if it is true. BRING IT ON!

AmazingSuperDan 9 years ago

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Blood of Gaea9 years ago

Press this button if you're a terminal patient.

Mesuro9 years ago

I don't like sports

Lzke7 years ago

I master the sport of living comfortably by finding loopholes. The first loophole I shall find is the one that makes me skip the downside of this.

Notanevildictator10 years ago

I'll press it when I'm dying, therefore my lifespan will be increased

KittyKatBella9 years ago

I don't like sports anyway.

voxymoron8 years ago

well I pressed no because I dont particularly like sports.... but do the overwatch summer games count?

Dpooly9999 years ago

Okay guys! I have had it with your insecurities!!!!! It's obviously gag on the website!!! The internet wasn't even invented 46 years ago! It was in the late 90s before anyone could use it! God!!!! Friggin!!!!

AmazingSuperDan 9 years ago

It's a glitch, the computer acidentualy trases the time to the beginning of the internet, witch was 46 years ago for you, now it's the 47 years ago glitch.