You would have everything you ever wanted
but
The NSA would hire 3 PRISM agents to follow your every move, day and night for the rest of your life.
I will not

schranZ 23 days ago
我可以用更多钱把他们请走XD

MNITIMMY 11 years ago
XBOX ONE LOTS OF MONEY IMMORTALITY IMORTAL DOG TELEKINESIS SHAPE SHIFTING POWERS HOME UPGRADE BUTT STALLION FROM BORDERLANDS 2 RESPECT GENKI MANAPULT THE CURE TO ANYTHING EVERYTHING IN MY CURRENT HOUSE MADE OF GOLD AND DIAMONDS MONEY TO ALL MY FAMILY JOHN ... [Show full comment]

Lorange7 4 years ago
Are you 5
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Thebouncydragon 9 years ago
what is the nsa? Naked Sailors Anonymous?

TinaLucia 4 years ago
No it"s Nauru Senpai Agency
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NyaXNekoSleepyKinq 9 years ago
Me: "I don't want them to follow me- this should fix that problem..". *looks over shoulder and sees an Agent* Agent: "I'm the only thing you can't wish away, bitch" Me: "I want this Agent to have a maid outfit." *P O O F* Agent: " wHAT THE HELL " *Agent re... [Show full comment]

IanMitchellTheRocksmasher 10 years ago
um i want a harry potter wand live in pokemon and have a pet charizard with a megastone

Adam Douglas Stpierre 13 years ago
invisibility cloak, privacy, portal gun

SciArtHerp 9 years ago
And don't forget your stasis rifle!
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NHLic 10 years ago
So what? I'm not afraid of that bullshit.

Azarak_Taryno 6 years ago
well thats their own problem

LillyTail 10 years ago
I KNOW LET"S BE ONE OF THE PRISM AGENTS XD

epickid919 10 years ago
I wish that they go away, wish for a deathnote and kill them

IdkTbh 10 years ago
I would assume that won't tell you their name so the deathnote to kill them would have to be used on somebody else.

SantaBaba 11 years ago
if you ever wished what you wouldnt be followed by 3 agents..?

Rays_so_apropos 11 years ago
What about in the evening

PoisonisLife 8 years ago
I could just own the internet and take everything I ever wanted out of it find and find a fruad in the government and cause the purge win for me 24 hours of fun best hope the people who follow me have a lot of guns and ammo

David Stecker 13 years ago
That's fine. All I want is a loving wife and healthy children.

Penis123 9 years ago
I get everything in every dimension
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DeidreBath 9 years ago
Invisibility cloak, worlds best computer best phone ect. infinite money, a weapon of mass destruction and other... stuff

abcx 9 years ago
"follow" doesn't necessarily mean "be near you". You can wish for the ability to teleport and just outrun them.

LuckyFan 9 years ago
I want no NSA/PRISM agents to follow me, and I want the supernatural power to create.

blkpanther46 9 years ago
Portal gun, invisibility cloak, to live at hog warts, to live my fantasy life. Yeah... who doesn't press the button? Those people are crazy

SciArtHerp 9 years ago
PREACH IT MY DOOD

Elli Man 13 years ago
..everything i ever wanted hmmm, can i have NSA?

Needygamer 7 years ago
And then just call off the agents lol
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IanMitchellTheRocksmasher 10 years ago
umm want to kill the 3 prisim agents?

TurnedIntoaDragon 11 years ago
Help me humans I turned myself into a fire-breathing dragon by accident and can't turn myself back!

Thebouncydragon 9 years ago
"go pokeball!" wooohoooo i caught a dragon type! xD
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Craig Moody 13 years ago
How about I want to disband the NSA?

Destroprime 8 years ago
Yes, that is what I said, basically
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Rasa Meldyte 13 years ago
Let them try and follow me in my TARDIS...

Natasha Cherryblossom 13 years ago
What would the NSA want with a disabled Australian girl?

SciArtHerp 9 years ago
Idk my frand... idk... but I'm a dragon now so, I know why they want me.
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Kate Lee Thornell 13 years ago
will any of them be hot?

Shanna McIntyre 13 years ago
I feel sorry for the agents

Tyron RM 13 years ago
gay

Matt Aschan 13 years ago
The first thing I want is for those NSA agents to never find me but still get everything else I ever want.

PowerPikachu 10 years ago
Okami Amaterasu"s Celestial Brush. Problem solved.

TurboTrigger 11 years ago
Excellent, I'll make 'em work hard to keep up with me, it'll be entertaining, mwahahaha

AngelFox 9 years ago
I have everthing I want i want them to stop following me #loophole

Littlebigbutton50( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 10 years ago
then those agents would have porn everytime they saw me

Flashbacktom 11 years ago
Pay off the agents problem solved.

DARKARES 5 years ago
Lets say there female. Foursome bitches!!

CinnamonLollipop 10 years ago
Everyone loves loopholes!

BoingyBoingerton last year
Privacy is a construct anyways, maybe I could even be friends with those agents.

AnimeOverride 9 years ago
They"d be bored out of their minds watching me homestead like a viking.

Star Flash 11 years ago
i want them to get a new job as my mercenary.salary:$20000

Yesh 6 years ago
You can have an imaginary world for yourself yhat only you can enter

L1feDRAIN 10 years ago
First, bodyguards.

Loophole Guy 12 years ago
1. Have time machine 2. Go back and kill nsa guys

SomeNormalPeople_88 9 years ago
But why?It"s not like I will destroy the world or something like that... =)

adaddadadadadad 10 years ago
I want NSA, they are just there as my bodyguards.

gingrman 11 years ago
i'd just have power armour and a minion anyway so i'd just kill them

FattyTheFat 10 years ago
Magic lamp with infinite wishes, the nonexistence of PRISM, done.

Mike Walsh 13 years ago
I would screw with the NSA guys by saying that I wanted a 1910 Model T Ford painted polka dot that had a three layer chocolate cake in the passenger seat with 5 birthday candles,and then watch them flop and twitch as they witnessed the circumstances unfold... [Show full comment]

Failaige 9 years ago
They"re about to watch me jerk off for an hour, three times a day.

Princessofgame 11 years ago
Then I can't "Fap" in peace! XD

Evil_J 4 years ago
One thing I want is for the NSA to lose all documents and memory of me. Solved

Ak4707 8 years ago
I don't give a fuck about some stupid agents,just ignore the damn things or even better, if you get everything you want just want them to get the fuck out of your house #loophole
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