You will publish the great American novel, loved by millions
but
You will spend a lifetime suffering from mental illness and die of an overdose at age 42.
I will not

kill_to_live 11 years ago
the thing is im not American

ehcbjs last year
That's right.
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LARAUJO_01 11 years ago
An overdose of what?

Potater_boi 7 years ago
Toaster waffles
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um 9 years ago
I already have a mental illness :D

CarlosCorreia 8 years ago
I'm sorry

GriffinBowes 9 years ago
I like how they say 42

SigurdCiaran 6 years ago
so it'll be the same, but now ill be a famous author?

420_360_69 8 years ago
what if I'm older than 43?

ButtonPresser152 5 years ago
you die

Natanm1 8 years ago
I can make a wonderful book loved by millions and have a mental illness, that"s actually impressive, at least in my eyes

abcx 9 years ago
Since I'm German, that would be kinda weird.

Kirino Richard 13 years ago
pretty much a fate of the Twilight writer

dankmemes101 9 years ago
no. Twilight isn't loved by millions. I"d say hundreds, at best.
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TeamKobus2 10 years ago
Upside?

thegirlwhopressesbuttons 7 months ago
you write the greatest american novel

Mek101 9 years ago
I would prefear write the great Universal novel

AubreeEasley 9 years ago
Yeah, totally.

CreeperCraft137 11 years ago
Edgar Allen pie?

PosterComment 10 years ago
But what if I'm over the age 42?

MuddyYozora 10 years ago
then you shouldn't be on this page, you should be enjoying your life while it lasts

Not Here 11 years ago
Why is it American?

ronarprfct 11 years ago
Already 42, so no go.

Smp128 9 years ago
Jokes on you. I'm already suffering from mental illness

Caln 10 years ago
What about over 43 ages,

Your-Face-is-Enforip 9 years ago
I dislike americans. B(

Joshieboi 11 years ago
My ass

Saad Ippo Berserker 13 years ago
Nah..As much as i respect this domain, i hate to be in it..

crystaldasylveon 11 years ago
Hey don't press the button, cause u wont get da money

Master Roshi 11 years ago
Hey! Ummm... *nosebleed*

KittenLover_7 3 years ago
42 centuries got ‘em.

gayyturtle 10 years ago
Lmao 42 is probably longer than I"d live anyways and I have a couple mental illnesses so I'll just die famous and rich I guess

USGC 8 years ago
Already suffering a lifetime of mental illness (autism and one other thing) but I don't wanna overdose)

BrielleTaylor27 10 years ago
lol. already suffer from that. and what if you're over 42 when you write the book..?

bitches 11 years ago
That's Michael Jackson for you

will da boss 11 years ago
mabey I want to die

Zaqinabox 11 years ago
They better not mess up my movie. Also. I can do dangerous stuff until I'm 42 because I can't die before then.

sentientbutton 9 years ago
I'm already depressed, jokes on u

AubreeEasley 9 years ago
What if your not American. I'm American. I'm just saying that for the people who aren't.

PilotobeBR 11 years ago
Im brazil your fuck

Manglesavagedoge101 10 years ago
Wtf that"s so fuckin stupid who even wrote that piece a shit? #stevenhawking

Evil Fox 11 years ago
At least I'd be remembered.

ronarprfct 11 years ago
Perhaps question writers could say "in x number of years" instead of assuming everyone else is approximately their age.

ValerieParker 9 years ago
But I'll turn 42 next year D:

DarkDragonWarrior 10 years ago
So, I just publish a "great American novel" get rich from everyone loving and buying it? Cool. (JK, I'm not mentally ill XD although sometimes I think I am lol)

Anya McGee Stoehr 13 years ago
Already a nutcase, and I've wanted to be a writer since... ever. I can deal.

DestinyButton 9 years ago
I'm immortal BRUH.

Rustam Yaushev 11 years ago
Meh, I didn't like America anyway... Cause I'm Russian XD

will da boss 11 years ago
I no like Russia

Choronzon 10 years ago
So I die at 42 after a lifetime of suffering, all because I made a coloring book?

Hyperion 11 years ago
Why is everyone saying that they have mental illness. Liars -.-

T._Lost_is_a_good_boi 3 years ago
Truly a (pre/post) WW2-era American novelist moment

LesbianPotato 8 years ago
I'm not American tho But I'm already on a tonne of medications and severely mentally ill, why not get a novel as well?

ThePaulDude 10 years ago
Why does it have to be American? I'm from the UK.

----------- 9 years ago
I hate english

Anthonyist 9 years ago
You"re typing in it.

DjFibi 11 years ago
So, i become famous but i have to still how i mentally am and die "young". Fucking yes.

SwAgL0Rd 11 years ago
42? Ok. Thats old enough.

Rightman1027 11 years ago
so every writer ever

Tricky 9 years ago
Upside?

Traptdemon 5 years ago
At least i will be immortal in the minds of millions of people.
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