You will publish the great American novel, loved by millions
but
You will spend a lifetime suffering from mental illness and die of an overdose at age 42.
I will not


kill_to_live10 years ago
the thing is im not American

ehcbjslast month
That's right.
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um7 years ago
I already have a mental illness :D

CarlosCorreia7 years ago
I'm sorry

LARAUJO_019 years ago
An overdose of what?

Potater_boi6 years ago
Toaster waffles
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SigurdCiaran4 years ago
so it'll be the same, but now ill be a famous author?

GriffinBowes8 years ago
I like how they say 42

420_360_696 years ago
what if I'm older than 43?

ButtonPresser1524 years ago
you die

Natanm17 years ago
I can make a wonderful book loved by millions and have a mental illness, that"s actually impressive, at least in my eyes

abcx8 years ago
Since I'm German, that would be kinda weird.

Kirino Richard12 years ago
pretty much a fate of the Twilight writer

dankmemes1018 years ago
no. Twilight isn't loved by millions. I"d say hundreds, at best.
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TeamKobus28 years ago
Upside?

Spewkies9 years ago
America is shit.

Heathin10 years ago
There's alot of people that don't like the idea of writing novels for a living but to have that fame and attention is quite good. I don't really like the publicity I think I'll skip this button

Stupid_gay_girl7 years ago
Hun I already got my illness com at me

DaNerdTront8 years ago
I mean the downside is already gonna happen to me so why not

Drawesomethewizard8 years ago
Not worth it

gymgirl12 9 years ago
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Schmucklehed7 months ago
idk if i wanna wait that long

Laggadin10 years ago
why whould somebody do that? like... why don't just use your money (not from the novel) to prevent any mental illness if ur so predictable to have it?!

BabybobbyIII9 years ago
What will happen if you are already over 41

Gamity8 years ago
So....Twilight?

ImToAwesome9 years ago
i died cuz my heart exploded i was far over the level of awesomness

Maximaninn10 years ago
I would never wanna "publish the great AMERICAN novel" Why American? But besides that I don't see a downside...

MrMineCreeps9 years ago
what happens if i would be 43?

Brayden Driedger12 years ago
im canadian, so, yeah.

randomman13 years ago
Fuck yea, life extension.

Snippetycooldud8 years ago
Now thats the great american dream

ely9 years ago
so any author

_dolphinatley_9 years ago
Mental illness: fangirlism

Christianime2310 years ago
This would be awesome...just sayin'. You can be like--remembered

fishshark7 years ago
What if your older than 42

Netanel Mullokandov12 years ago
no because im straight edge no drugs for me

GriffinBowes8 years ago
Just don't overdose

Stagnant9 years ago
This literally wont change anything about my life.

Kittysplaything8 years ago
Already suffering from a mental illness, probably gonna die before I'm 42, so the downside is voided

Anipartom9 years ago
where's the good part of this shit holy crap

abab12310 years ago
i hate writing

Natanm17 years ago
GODDAMMIT I ALREADY GOT THIS QUESTION

MarbleMuse9 years ago
I'm... I'm already diagnosed with a few mental illnesses. So... Dream come true, just a bit short lived.

Dethstroke9 years ago
An over dose of idiots dumbass

Isabelle the red button10 years ago
I already have a few mental disorders -_-

Catastrophically Ravishing (CR)9 years ago
Well, I'm already suffering anyway, so why not.

Sophia Violet Cierley12 years ago
I already have mental illness, so this isn't a fun one

dan_broski8 years ago
I hate america so

Hyltran2 years ago
Trust me 42 is not that old once you’re there.

Jukithecat9 years ago
.........................................

IronNatePup9 years ago
What if you ARE 42?

FireFam77710 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. say your name ten times. 2.say your mom's name five t...[Show full comment]

DannyVladi7 years ago
But Edgar Allen Poe was 40 when he died

Tom Bombadil10 years ago
Fate of the Twilight writer? Find one person who actually likes that lol.

WayT00Many11ama59 years ago
quite like Elvis but with reading?
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