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You will publish the great American novel, loved by millions
but
You will spend a lifetime suffering from mental illness and die of an overdose at age 42.
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kill_to_live9 years ago
the thing is im not American

GodsMorale9 months ago
Same
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um7 years ago
I already have a mental illness :D

CarlosCorreia7 years ago
I'm sorry

LARAUJO_019 years ago
An overdose of what?

Potater_boi6 years ago
Toaster waffles
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SigurdCiaran4 years ago
so it'll be the same, but now ill be a famous author?

GriffinBowes8 years ago
I like how they say 42

420_360_696 years ago
what if I'm older than 43?

ButtonPresser1524 years ago
you die

Natanm17 years ago
I can make a wonderful book loved by millions and have a mental illness, that"s actually impressive, at least in my eyes

abcx8 years ago
Since I'm German, that would be kinda weird.

Kirino Richard12 years ago
pretty much a fate of the Twilight writer

dankmemes1018 years ago
no. Twilight isn't loved by millions. I"d say hundreds, at best.
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TeamKobus28 years ago
Upside?

Zaqinabox10 years ago
They better not mess up my movie. Also. I can do dangerous stuff until I'm 42 because I can't die before then.

sentientbutton8 years ago
I'm already depressed, jokes on u

will da boss9 years ago
mabey I want to die

AubreeEasley8 years ago
What if your not American. I'm American. I'm just saying that for the people who aren't.

PilotobeBR9 years ago
Im brazil your fuck

Evil Fox9 years ago
At least I'd be remembered.

Manglesavagedoge1018 years ago
Wtf that"s so fuckin stupid who even wrote that piece a shit? #stevenhawking

ValerieParker7 years ago
But I'll turn 42 next year D:

DarkDragonWarrior9 years ago
So, I just publish a "great American novel" get rich from everyone loving and buying it? Cool. (JK, I'm not mentally ill XD although sometimes I think I am lol)

ronarprfct9 years ago
Perhaps question writers could say "in x number of years" instead of assuming everyone else is approximately their age.

Rustam Yaushev9 years ago
Meh, I didn't like America anyway... Cause I'm Russian XD

will da boss9 years ago
I no like Russia

Anya McGee Stoehr12 years ago
Already a nutcase, and I've wanted to be a writer since... ever. I can deal.

DestinyButton8 years ago
I'm immortal BRUH.

T._Lost_is_a_good_boilast year
Truly a (pre/post) WW2-era American novelist moment

Choronzon8 years ago
So I die at 42 after a lifetime of suffering, all because I made a coloring book?

Hyperion9 years ago
Why is everyone saying that they have mental illness. Liars -.-

ThePaulDude9 years ago
Why does it have to be American? I'm from the UK.

LesbianPotato7 years ago
I'm not American tho But I'm already on a tonne of medications and severely mentally ill, why not get a novel as well?

SwAgL0Rd10 years ago
42? Ok. Thats old enough.

-----------8 years ago
I hate english

Anthonyist7 years ago
You"re typing in it.

DjFibi9 years ago
So, i become famous but i have to still how i mentally am and die "young". Fucking yes.

Tricky8 years ago
Upside?

Rightman10279 years ago
so every writer ever

smash the button9 years ago
what about if your not american I dont want an american book

Traptdemon3 years ago
At least i will be immortal in the minds of millions of people.

tate0_0langdon8 years ago
Already have the mental illness part

Stupid_gay_girl7 years ago
Hun I already got my illness com at me

Spewkies9 years ago
America is shit.

Heathin9 years ago
There's alot of people that don't like the idea of writing novels for a living but to have that fame and attention is quite good. I don't really like the publicity I think I'll skip this button

DaNerdTront8 years ago
I mean the downside is already gonna happen to me so why not

gymgirl12 9 years ago
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Schmucklehed5 months ago
idk if i wanna wait that long

Drawesomethewizard8 years ago
Not worth it

BabybobbyIII8 years ago
What will happen if you are already over 41

Laggadin9 years ago
why whould somebody do that? like... why don't just use your money (not from the novel) to prevent any mental illness if ur so predictable to have it?!

ImToAwesome9 years ago
i died cuz my heart exploded i was far over the level of awesomness

Maximaninn10 years ago
I would never wanna "publish the great AMERICAN novel" Why American? But besides that I don't see a downside...

Gamity7 years ago
So....Twilight?

Brayden Driedger12 years ago
im canadian, so, yeah.

MrMineCreeps9 years ago
what happens if i would be 43?
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