you are handed the keys to a warehouse, in which you can ask for anything and receive it within 24 hours.
but
If you press the button, you get damned straight to hell.
I will not

DannySarje 9 years ago
I'm a lesbian, I'm already damned.

lbwnbwuwukaijnb last year
???

ThePaulDude 9 years ago
Everyone"s in hell already...it"s called life.

Kimu Hatake 10 years ago
That means I could ask too meet my favorite Youtuber (Markiplier)Right?And anyways I'm already going to hell for being transgender....well that's what my so called friend said anyways about me being transgender

SinonMercer 9 years ago
And they are still your friend, why? That"s fucked up.

andrew-lee 9 years ago
Ha, joke"s on you. going to Heaven no matter what! "no force of hell, no scheme of man could ever pluck me from his hand."

Lucas Taurins 13 years ago
why in satan's glorious name would you not press this button

Moina 4 years ago
I will ask for one wish, that gives me ultimate power over the universe and the very fabric of reality and use that too never die and therefore never go too hell
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Stagetheme1012 11 years ago
I'm already going there I don't believe in God. Soo if it's real then... sorry God!

Stagetheme1012 11 years ago
I went there 5 days A week(school).

AmyWilliams 10 years ago
Yeah but Nico Di Angelo might be there.

IAmTheGayHuman...ExceptImAroace 10 months ago
Bonus
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ItsNoob 11 years ago
Goin nowhere. ANTI-HELL PILLS!

SquidDoctor 11 years ago
But I'm an atheist

Dubtownworrior 9 years ago
To me hell is not real

Michelle Kruse 13 years ago
Was going to hell anyway

theamazingJAW 8 years ago
Same

jkmc1205 10 years ago
Why would you want to press this button? There is no upside to any of this!

SinonMercer 9 years ago
Because I don't believe in Hell.
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Chinese potato 11 years ago
There is a tropical place and towns AND restaurants called hell

Jarod Blanchette 13 years ago
cant go if you dont beleive :D

XG 5 years ago
Yeah, if I don't believe in germs they don't exist! Not how that works, is it?
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Agonix010 9 years ago
I am going to hell and back, because of Sabaton, and my wish is to not be damned by this button, loophole

Sajan 10 years ago
RIP AND TEAR

Jared Loussier 13 years ago
Ask for a button that sends you to heaven

NomNom 11 years ago
'you can ask for anything and receive it within 24 hours.' Well then I wish to get out of hell then. Fellow fiends of the underworld it has been nice knowing you all for 24 hours, but I go to heaven now. Hee hee

Levi Garrett 13 years ago
Joke's on them, I'm already there.

ThePaulDude 6 years ago
Same goes for everyone else too.

Tony Kmtz 13 years ago
REAL LIFE POKEMON SO WORTH

Chaz-David Sliger 13 years ago
Sail Hatan

WILLIAM MISCHIEF CIPHER 11 years ago
ZKHUH LV WKH OLH

Yvonne Bradley-Anderson 13 years ago
That was easy. I don't believe in Hell

Leopard726688 5 years ago
How long is "very long ago"?

Dayna Morris 13 years ago
I'm Jewish. Jews don't have Hell

Alannah Life 13 years ago
I've always wanted to go back to my primary school!

almosttheretbh 9 years ago
don't believe in hell :)

Flaming-grimdark-potat 6 years ago
Satan"s a nice guy so I am fine

captainweekend 10 years ago
Just ask for immortality,

cptdeath58 11 years ago
LoopHole, Get a ticket to heaven.

JReddish 9 years ago
But hell doesnt exist? :/

PandasEatRainbows 10 years ago
I'm going to ask not to go to hell.

Cailei 12 years ago
hell would at least be interesting

Fuckface11111 7 years ago
Il order a sin remover

Jordangaming 10 years ago
Im already going to hell so there is no down side there XD

MaouSama 11 years ago
Well duh 've gotta kingdom to rule down there anyway so gimme the key

panda10 9 years ago
Like I'm already going to hell so...

aproy 11 years ago
ANYTHING: Ask for a permanent ticket to heaven. It says receive, not receive AT.

fffoo 3 years ago
ask for 3 wishes without limits. then wish to get out of hell and profit, 2 free wishes

Onyxx 9 years ago
Lucifer was king of the rebels - lord of the sinners. Surely instead of punishing sinners he"d reward them? The idea of sinners being punished with hell is quite funny, really.

demonangel389 11 years ago
Fuck ya I'm going to hell anyway

lrm123 9 years ago
I run that place

Megshar04 11 years ago
Well I'm going to hell!

Jeremy Kuznetsov 13 years ago
Ask for a button?

down_umop 5 years ago
Win-win.

Alkeniw 11 years ago
A machine that gives my god powers. I don't let hell exist, nor do I die ever, so..

Dark_Demon 8 years ago
Hell? Well its time to go home anyway. Hey Satan im back, and now go off of my seat.

Graham Cracker 11 years ago
How to scare away Christians 101

DaRealConMan 6 years ago
I was destined to go to hell, even though I did nothing wrong. God hates me more than women do.

ShadowMarco 10 years ago
i pressed a button that freed me from downsides so.. HA!! JOKES ON YOU! EPIC LOOPHOLE!!!

SinonMercer 9 years ago
The buttons don't work like that.

Castiel776 11 years ago
looool

Spacey_t 8 years ago
Lmao I'm already gay so I mean why not have fun while I'm on this bitch of an earth
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