Will You Press The Button?

You will be extremely rich and powerful, and you'll have magnificient facial hair for the rest of your life.

but

You will scream everything at the top of your lungs like a stereotypical Russian man (I.e. Heavy Weapons Guy)

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RedDeadRedemption27 years ago

Just write stuff in a notebook to talk to people like a normal person.

EyeOfTruth8 years ago

WOOO HAHAHAHA THIS POST MAKE ME RICH!! I AM HEAVY WEAPONS GUY, AND THIS IS MY NEW BUTTON!! AND I GOT NEW FACIAL HAIR AND ITS FABULOUS!!!!!

Thomas Stone12 years ago

I ALREADY PRESS BUTTON TO GET MANY MONEYS! NOW I PRESS AGAIN FOR BEARD! NOW I AM TRUE RUSSIAN MAN!

DistantCoder2 years ago

so true

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David_H9 years ago

FUCK. YES.

Victor_Z_Awesome9 years ago

PUT DISPENSER HERE!

BeakedLemon17 9 years ago

Pootis Spencer here!

RGPZ7 years ago

Just Use Sign Language Wont That Work

SpicyCheese7 years ago

Im gonna be like jacksepticeye he screams.

Lzke7 years ago

I PRESSED THIS BUTTON! IT WORKS GREAT! I CAN NOW DRINK VODKA!

TheSpy8 years ago

ME AND SANDVICH ARE COMING FOR YOU

Nova_Fox8 years ago

RUUUUNNNN RUUUUNNN COWARDS!!

TrueFacts8 years ago

So I become Putin

TheMightyTOG8 years ago

CRY SOME MORE

WBGrock8 years ago

THE GODS MADE HEAVY METAL, AND SAW THAT IT WAS GOOD. THEY SAID TO PLAY IT LOUDER THAN HELL! WE PROMISED THAT WE WOULD.

apersonthingy8 years ago

Who touched Sasha?!

magicdog20137 years ago

Me

OnlyHereBecauseOfDanAndPhil8 years ago

no facial hair for me, thank you very much.

JGirlPearl6669 years ago

I am a woman why would I want facial hair?

Migdin18 years ago

Because it will be magnificent

DaniLions9 years ago

Im a 14 year old girl

Gianna Frederick12 years ago

im a girl i dont want facial hair!!!!

TeamSkullGruntViolet8 years ago

Me too except I'm fine with facial hair

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Will Merrihew12 years ago

I FAIL TO SEE THE DOWNSIDE. I AM HEAVY WEAPONS MAN AND I APPROVE.

Josh Rios12 years ago

NIKO IT'S YOUR COUSIN. WE SHOULD GO BOWLING!

Bertrand Lecerf12 years ago

DA! I AM HEAVY WEAPON GUY, AND THIS IS MY NEW BUTTON !

Ville Starck12 years ago

WIN-WIN! I LOVE SACHA

Alejandro Garcia12 years ago

FUCK YES

Daniel Lloyd Geoghan12 years ago

EXPLAIN DOWNSIDE I AM RUSSIAN DALEK!!

Tyler Dixon12 years ago

Who the hell wouldn't want to do that

Democracy-or-Death6 years ago

No Russia bad

ByrnToast9 years ago

WHAT YOU DON'T KNOW IS I AM ALREADY TALK LIKE RUSSIAN MAN HAHAHAHAHA

loggiiicc8 years ago

but im a girl :/

DKTalfuris9 years ago

I AM THE HEAVY FROM TEAM FORTRESS 2!

Sylvia Larson12 years ago

aaaaah Team fortres! didnt think id find THAT here!

Toikaa10 years ago

Find the 2 and tomorrow youy will be kissed 555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555255555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555.Count d...[Show full comment]

T._Lost_is_a_good_boilast year

In Soviet Russia, button presses YOU!!!!!! … I’ll see myself out.

TheWizardwolf499 years ago

This was a very stupid question and I am sorry if I hurt your feelings.

DarlaNeil7 years ago

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS MOTHER RUSSIA IS VERY PLEASED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

derelictmonk9 years ago

LONG AS I HAVE SANDWICH!

RandomUsernamenumberWhocares4 years ago

All of this is an upside besides the facial hair bit. I despise mine and want it off me.

djpg219 years ago

$400,000

magicdog20137 years ago

DOKTER DO YOU VANT SANDVICH!!!!!!

KidScion9 years ago

THE DOWNSIDE IS SO FUN THOUGH!

Ironmaster5318 years ago

I press button, I can do good accent. Win won

IrishRiver10 years ago

I'd prefer to not have the facial hair, seeing as I am a girl.

Ramanuta8 years ago

I JUST PRESS BUTTON TO GET DOWNSIDE.

Henri9 years ago

Where's the downside?

Cheshire shadow8 years ago

this is funnier if the person has extra large lungs.......

Drwaffle236 years ago

I PRESS BUTTON MANY TIMES

KIRA19 years ago

Can I scream in Japanese and not Russian

caden wayne9 years ago

get a stevenhakings type setup

Z0m41e7 years ago

Tf2 fanbase overload

Holy9 years ago

BEARD AND LOUD VOICE? YES AND YES PLEASE.

Darkgnaw8 years ago

GET TO TEH CHOPPA

Deathxroe8 years ago

He"s Austrian

DarkPit10069 years ago

I hate facial hair, cant wait for my mustache to be long enough to shave.

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