You will be extremely rich and powerful, and you'll have magnificient facial hair for the rest of your life.
but
You will scream everything at the top of your lungs like a stereotypical Russian man (I.e. Heavy Weapons Guy)
I will not


RedDeadRedemption26 years ago
Just write stuff in a notebook to talk to people like a normal person.

EyeOfTruth8 years ago
WOOO HAHAHAHA THIS POST MAKE ME RICH!! I AM HEAVY WEAPONS GUY, AND THIS IS MY NEW BUTTON!! AND I GOT NEW FACIAL HAIR AND ITS FABULOUS!!!!!

Thomas Stone12 years ago
I ALREADY PRESS BUTTON TO GET MANY MONEYS! NOW I PRESS AGAIN FOR BEARD! NOW I AM TRUE RUSSIAN MAN!

DistantCoder2 years ago
so true
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David_H9 years ago
FUCK. YES.

Victor_Z_Awesome9 years ago
PUT DISPENSER HERE!

BeakedLemon17 9 years ago
Pootis Spencer here!

RGPZ7 years ago
Just Use Sign Language Wont That Work

SpicyCheese7 years ago
Im gonna be like jacksepticeye he screams.

Lzke7 years ago
I PRESSED THIS BUTTON! IT WORKS GREAT! I CAN NOW DRINK VODKA!

TheSpy8 years ago
ME AND SANDVICH ARE COMING FOR YOU

Nova_Fox8 years ago
RUUUUNNNN RUUUUNNN COWARDS!!

TrueFacts8 years ago
So I become Putin

TheMightyTOG8 years ago
CRY SOME MORE

WBGrock8 years ago
THE GODS MADE HEAVY METAL, AND SAW THAT IT WAS GOOD. THEY SAID TO PLAY IT LOUDER THAN HELL! WE PROMISED THAT WE WOULD.

apersonthingy8 years ago
Who touched Sasha?!

magicdog20137 years ago
Me

OnlyHereBecauseOfDanAndPhil8 years ago
no facial hair for me, thank you very much.

JGirlPearl6669 years ago
I am a woman why would I want facial hair?

Migdin18 years ago
Because it will be magnificent

DaniLions9 years ago
Im a 14 year old girl

Gianna Frederick12 years ago
im a girl i dont want facial hair!!!!

TeamSkullGruntViolet8 years ago
Me too except I'm fine with facial hair
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Will Merrihew12 years ago
I FAIL TO SEE THE DOWNSIDE. I AM HEAVY WEAPONS MAN AND I APPROVE.

Josh Rios12 years ago
NIKO IT'S YOUR COUSIN. WE SHOULD GO BOWLING!

Bertrand Lecerf12 years ago
DA! I AM HEAVY WEAPON GUY, AND THIS IS MY NEW BUTTON !

Ville Starck12 years ago
WIN-WIN! I LOVE SACHA

Alejandro Garcia12 years ago
FUCK YES

Daniel Lloyd Geoghan12 years ago
EXPLAIN DOWNSIDE I AM RUSSIAN DALEK!!

Tyler Dixon12 years ago
Who the hell wouldn't want to do that

carrotorre9 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

andreithepotatoman3 years ago
i got food poison it made me angry i call ghost buster hey ghost buster there is ghosts in my mcdonal bourgir

Cheshire shadow9 years ago
this would be hilarious to see. if you get an accent this is even funnier. but don't expect stealth.....

Xx coogar xX9 years ago
so wut if i scream alot i am rich yey haire onedirecton

lh00009 years ago
sooooooooo you become hilarious and powerfull...and rich.... whats the downside

TurtleShroom7 years ago
WOW THIS CHRISTMAS GIFT IS FANTASTIC! I REALLY APPRECIATE THIS!

Planeguy19969 years ago
SO I BECOME HEAVY FROM TF2?AY AY AY!YOU DID WELL!

Nigma Edward12 years ago
So I would become Thor

lemon8544 years ago
NOW I HAVE THE MONEYS TIME TO TAKE BACK THE MOTHERLAND AND REBUILD COMMUNISM!

loggiiicc8 years ago
but im a girl :/

DKTalfuris9 years ago
I AM THE HEAVY FROM TEAM FORTRESS 2!

Sylvia Larson12 years ago
aaaaah Team fortres! didnt think id find THAT here!

Democracy-or-Death6 years ago
No Russia bad

ByrnToast9 years ago
WHAT YOU DON'T KNOW IS I AM ALREADY TALK LIKE RUSSIAN MAN HAHAHAHAHA

T._Lost_is_a_good_boilast year
In Soviet Russia, button presses YOU!!!!!! … I’ll see myself out.

TheWizardwolf499 years ago
This was a very stupid question and I am sorry if I hurt your feelings.

DarlaNeil7 years ago
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS MOTHER RUSSIA IS VERY PLEASED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

derelictmonk9 years ago
LONG AS I HAVE SANDWICH!

Toikaa9 years ago
Find the 2 and tomorrow youy will be kissed 555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555255555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555.Count d...[Show full comment]

magicdog20137 years ago
DOKTER DO YOU VANT SANDVICH!!!!!!

KidScion9 years ago
THE DOWNSIDE IS SO FUN THOUGH!

Ironmaster5318 years ago
I press button, I can do good accent. Win won

IrishRiver10 years ago
I'd prefer to not have the facial hair, seeing as I am a girl.

RandomUsernamenumberWhocares4 years ago
All of this is an upside besides the facial hair bit. I despise mine and want it off me.

djpg219 years ago
$400,000

Cheshire shadow8 years ago
this is funnier if the person has extra large lungs.......
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