You will be extremely rich and powerful, and you'll have magnificient facial hair for the rest of your life.
but
You will scream everything at the top of your lungs like a stereotypical Russian man (I.e. Heavy Weapons Guy)
I will not


RedDeadRedemption27 years ago
Just write stuff in a notebook to talk to people like a normal person.

EyeOfTruth9 years ago
WOOO HAHAHAHA THIS POST MAKE ME RICH!! I AM HEAVY WEAPONS GUY, AND THIS IS MY NEW BUTTON!! AND I GOT NEW FACIAL HAIR AND ITS FABULOUS!!!!!

Thomas Stone12 years ago
I ALREADY PRESS BUTTON TO GET MANY MONEYS! NOW I PRESS AGAIN FOR BEARD! NOW I AM TRUE RUSSIAN MAN!

DistantCoder2 years ago
so true
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David_H10 years ago
FUCK. YES.

Victor_Z_Awesome10 years ago
PUT DISPENSER HERE!

BeakedLemon17 9 years ago
Pootis Spencer here!

RGPZ7 years ago
Just Use Sign Language Wont That Work

SpicyCheese7 years ago
Im gonna be like jacksepticeye he screams.

Lzke7 years ago
I PRESSED THIS BUTTON! IT WORKS GREAT! I CAN NOW DRINK VODKA!

TheSpy8 years ago
ME AND SANDVICH ARE COMING FOR YOU

Nova_Fox8 years ago
RUUUUNNNN RUUUUNNN COWARDS!!

TrueFacts8 years ago
So I become Putin

TheMightyTOG8 years ago
CRY SOME MORE

WBGrock8 years ago
THE GODS MADE HEAVY METAL, AND SAW THAT IT WAS GOOD. THEY SAID TO PLAY IT LOUDER THAN HELL! WE PROMISED THAT WE WOULD.

apersonthingy8 years ago
Who touched Sasha?!

magicdog20137 years ago
Me

OnlyHereBecauseOfDanAndPhil8 years ago
no facial hair for me, thank you very much.

JGirlPearl6669 years ago
I am a woman why would I want facial hair?

Migdin18 years ago
Because it will be magnificent

DaniLions9 years ago
Im a 14 year old girl

Gianna Frederick12 years ago
im a girl i dont want facial hair!!!!

TeamSkullGruntViolet8 years ago
Me too except I'm fine with facial hair
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Will Merrihew12 years ago
I FAIL TO SEE THE DOWNSIDE. I AM HEAVY WEAPONS MAN AND I APPROVE.

Josh Rios12 years ago
NIKO IT'S YOUR COUSIN. WE SHOULD GO BOWLING!

Bertrand Lecerf12 years ago
DA! I AM HEAVY WEAPON GUY, AND THIS IS MY NEW BUTTON !

Ville Starck12 years ago
WIN-WIN! I LOVE SACHA

Alejandro Garcia12 years ago
FUCK YES

Daniel Lloyd Geoghan12 years ago
EXPLAIN DOWNSIDE I AM RUSSIAN DALEK!!

Tyler Dixon12 years ago
Who the hell wouldn't want to do that

Bonkboy3 years ago
I AM BOOLET PROOF!!!

Nithan90009 years ago
*Presses button* Don't worry, scream all the time.

Cosmic-button-pusher7 years ago
I don't see a downside.

Alexrex1289 years ago
I M HEAVY WEAPONS GUY AND THIS IS MY WEAPON

SomethingNotSpecial8 years ago
...I fail to see a downside :)

shadowdragon40910 years ago
WOAH THIS IS SPLIT 50/50???? So all men chose yes and all women chose no???

nukechicken8 years ago
You mean be jacksepticeye

Hyproblast9 years ago
DUDE, I TALK LIKE THAT ALREADY, SO I'M JUST FINE!

Boopbeepboop8 years ago
Look at my profile picture

dankmemes1018 years ago
-_-

Elana Clare Smith12 years ago
I'M A GIRL I DON'T WANT FACIAL HAIR

jojofanboi5 years ago
YES! I ALWAYS WANT TO BE RUSIAN I AM NOW HAPPY!

BRUHBOY9 years ago
I am heavy weapons man and this is my weapon.custom made bullets it costs 10 thousand dollars to fire it for 12 seconds

apersonthingy8 years ago
$400,000*

Signe Machado12 years ago
I don't want facial hair...

SatoshiUSA6 years ago
HAIL THE MOTHERLAND

LordOfTheToilet9 years ago
WHATS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE WHO SAID NO????????????

Sh1n1gam110 years ago
kes: 0 DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's ...[Show full comment]

endertux9 years ago
What dose that even sound like?

rainbowsuzanna8 years ago
ПРИВЕТ! как твои дела? P.s you got your answer

Silverwolf4410 years ago
Oh so thats what happened to Jack

SirFonovisham2 years ago
yall gay as fuck

europeanonion9 years ago
CYKA BLYAT!

rainbowsuzanna8 years ago
Т. I don't understand this . And I can Russian.

Miranda Ray12 years ago
I don't think many females would want facial hair.

DeathlessTitan5411 years ago
Literally no downside

Dootmaster4 years ago
I AM HEAVY! WHO TOUCHED SASHA?

FLDSTMDF779 years ago
GAHAHAAHAHHAH! CRY SOME MORE! GAHAHAHAHA! -cit. Heavy btw

LeBron James9 years ago
I AINT NO RUSSIAN

VladproductionsYT6 years ago
Yes please
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