You can get anything off of the internet for free, including shipping
but
You can never use the internet for anything else other than internet shopping
I will not


IAmBarackObamalast year
Be me > press button > get life > buy expensive stuff online > resell for big money > hire someone else to use internet for me

RCdabest9 years ago
oh wait, this is telling me to get a life, HECK YEAH< GET KANGARO BOOTS AND JUMP AROUND TOWN ALL DAY!!!!!!!!

TopHat 123456789109 years ago
Nope Nope Nope! no more games no more steam no more youtube I watch youtube for a living!

JoshMeister4 years ago
I think you will still have Steam, but you cannot play games that require wifi
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SAKO4444GODZ8 years ago
alright I guess I'll just have to BROWSE the internet

halo1579 years ago
no youtube! ahhhhh!

emo maggot9 years ago
i. hate. shopping.

Kim Smallwood12 years ago
Uhm...no tumblr..? Naw.. No fanfics..? Naw...

harry_prabhu4 years ago
damn straight kim! you tell "em
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SciFiBro8 years ago
I have another network sim

dinolord sonic9 years ago
nothing? not even this game?!?! (sarcastic surprised gasp)

Greenaidtank449 years ago
ever heard of DATA

BrendanCross8 years ago
Still "Internet" in my opinion, just not on WiFi
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CharlotteTheQueenBee9 years ago
All I ever needed '__'

Emma Heartgrave Nesbit12 years ago
No tumblr? No instagram? No fanfics? No YouTube? No thank you

Bodhiskywalker6 years ago
kenwashere21 your profile pic fits
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Louriana Davis12 years ago
NO, YOU CAN SIMPLY DIE IN A HOLE FULL OF SNAKES.

Drakonis7 years ago
buy stuff sell it and pay somebody to do stuff on the internet for you

21jamsis9 years ago
Not the porn!!!

Seventh8 years ago
Use data

Harry Knight10 years ago
That was a hard decision, but I will go with the free stuff!

PoopyPotato9 years ago
Just use AT&T, Verizon, and those built in internet things. Its not actual internet, its just you paying once a month. Simple. AND HELL YES IMMA BE THE QUEEN OF FASHION

xX*-*Xx9 years ago
NO MORE UNDERTALE!?!

William Bishop12 years ago
So I couldn't write my Fanfictions? GO DIE IN A HOLE.

AsuraShun2 years ago
using the internet is basically getting or shipping stuff straight from the screen and into your eyes

Syd The Kid9 years ago
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Seapony8 years ago
Don't underestimate what you can buy on the Internet, people. And anyway, I could make my own private Internet with all the stuff I buy, and bankrupt all the ISPs.

DigiDavid9 years ago
No youtube or fanfic?NOOOOOOO!!!!!

Some-button26 years ago
*buys new computer*

Mikemike9 years ago
FUCK YES

TimeSpy4158 years ago
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! I NEED MY ANIMOOOOOOOO.

not9 years ago
Dum

swagnemite9 years ago
i could buy the internet

Allora227019 years ago
NOOO! NOT MY MANGA AND ANIME AND FANIFCTION AND WATTPAD!!

DevinMatt9 years ago
No youtube? No fanfics? No games? No fanfics? No porn? NO FUCKING FANFICS?!

DankMemes477 years ago
Ethernet Yeah what you saying

elladr&amp;oacute;n9 years ago
I luv it~

Holly🙊👑9 years ago
I will simply buy the internet back and buy this website and change the question ... 👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼

KittensAreCute1057 years ago
How about using WiFi

FlameBlaze8 years ago
It says "anything" not just what they sell

Bea Freeman11 years ago
Can I just get my Danisnotonfire now?

jimmymacelroy8 years ago
What would happen if I didn't use it for only shopping, the internet is world wide and therefore everyone can search for things, meaning I would still have the search option. So what if I used it for something not shopping related? What exactly would happen?

BrendanCross8 years ago
Maybe it would block you?

Zacattac9 years ago
would that count for the consoles too? if no then i say yes if it does definitely not

lilshit4209 years ago
It said internet not WiFi or apps

Kennedy Carey12 years ago
Shop for internet!

Its_thr4 years ago
Just buy YouTube , Google , twitch , and all stuff so you can use it )))

CaptinGamer9 years ago
use apps on your phone for everything else.

lililion9 years ago
That still uses the internet

Silverwolf449 years ago
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Syrex9 years ago
id get my friends to download games and stuff on my pc and then I can have games and free stuff

concludingTorero7 years ago
*buys Homestuck books and FlowerFell* Why thank you! I always wants some interesting books!

TaylorArena20059 years ago
i can just get myself a new computer for free to do other things... and use the original for shopping!

Harnald11278 years ago
Have a friend press this button and buy things for me.

dankmemes1018 years ago
HANK???? I DIDN'T KNOW U COULD USE THE INTERNET IN JAIL!?
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Shane Willcox9 years ago
I want want to watch YouTube videos

StormTDR7 years ago
I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT DANTDM OF PAT AND JEN NO THX!!!!!!!!!!
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