Will You Press The Button?

BrotherOats4 months ago

Just do nerf gun, water gun, and plastic toy soldier gun.

Tedder3 years ago

I was told my survival was gauranteed..?

LoG_PiE12 months ago

During, not after

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Jarebare9 years ago

Don't press the button. No zombie apocalypse

moustacheplumber9 years ago

exactly

Djskully4 years ago

I could just throw the guns to the zombies and run away to get a mini gun

Ironsquid1234 years ago

Imma make a loadout. Primary: Remington 870 [ i think thats the name ] Secondary: 50 AE pistol. Backup: Super shorty shotgun. [ thats like a touge twister. ]

DefinitlyNotTord4 years ago

Ive been a Zombeh. I don't need help killing them. Me and the Zombehs are Homies

KawaiiCelebi9 years ago

Okay so if it guarantees my survival, then I can't die from one of the guns being my cause of death. This button contradicts itslf, so I can survive the apocalypse.

Wallbreaker4 years ago

My Weapons will be, Bfg 9000, The Crucible Blade and The Unmaykr, The bfg is more likely its gonna kill me, so i will use it only when im about to die and if there is the biggest horde of Zombies coming at me

L1234 years ago

We even don't know which can cause death

Albin1232117 years ago

So you get guns TO SURVIVE THE APOCALYPSE but then you won’t survive cuz ur weapon will kill ya wut?

Alex Frank Thompson12 years ago

My thought, destroy 2 of them, and attempt to kill yourself with the third, the act will make you know which one will kill you, therefor it wont. From then on it cant, because it has bee proven that the only one possible it cant be.

Riolu6 years ago

But your dead if it is that one

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Namelessgameing9 years ago

So if your going to die YOLO it and kill all the zombies

akiyama-san10 years ago

During the apocalypse guns or weapon can kill me, so I destroy them when apocalypse is finish

GangsternauwL8 years ago

You don't know when youll die

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Josh Carbine12 years ago

everyone knows to save the last bullet for yourself

jackman9 years ago

josh is right u save it 4 ur head

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Alexis Hill12 years ago

It's contradicting, is the weapons guarantee your survival but they kill you anyways what would the point be in accepting the weapons when you have no idea when you'll be killed by them and the paranoia would most probably lead to you throwing out the weap...[Show full comment]

HumanUsSr573 years ago

its russian roulette

Natasha Cherryblossom12 years ago

'Weapons' can include Pokemon. Even the Pokemon games/anime/manga says so.

Tricky8 years ago

Then one day, yveltal accidentally sucks all your life energy

Chet Deleo12 years ago

How did almost 50% of the people click the button... idiots.

tao tao9 years ago

Weapons guarantee survival but kill you so the don't guarantee survival?

1337master7 years ago

So a 14 y/o, a minigun, a flamethrower and a crossbow walk into a zombie apocalypse...

1337master7 years ago

Also, here are some ways they could kill me: I shoot the crossbow straight into the air, making the arrow fall straight back into my head; a minigun bullet (somehow) ricocheting off of something and killing me; me burning up in my own flames; or any of the...[Show full comment]

Imasadandlonley9 years ago

Destroy them after the apocalypse.

jpegdotbmpyesterday

damn i shouldn't have taken a gun from chekhov

Aircatcher10 years ago

The walking drunk. Probably a better way to survive

Wolf1238 years ago

Get rid of those, and get new ones. Probolem solved :D

EpicSparklez9810 years ago

Swords, swords, and more swords please~!

BobbyWasabiMk28 years ago

Or you could not press the button and live your life in peace and everyone you love will be all happy

CheapSheep9 years ago

But I thought the weapons guaranteed your survival...

PuePop9 years ago

Hey! i just wanna kill some zombies! WHAT!?! IM NOT CRAZY! right?... SHUT UP!!

Unamedfelon7 years ago

this basically guarantees your death

oliver10 years ago

What if my gun is water gun that can only affects zombie and it can't hurt humans

Ocelotz8 years ago

Id like to see how a watergun is gonna kill me, your gonna survive anyway so ask for 3 waterguns for fun

GangsternauwL8 years ago

and im wondering how a watergun can kill a zombie

ArKade479 years ago

Machete, machete, and Beretta M9

VagsauceMichael8 years ago

Or you could just not hit the button and avoid the zombie apocalypse and not die

Xxxbutton masterxxx9 years ago

It's like that thing in fnaf 1 night 7 aka custom nights where Freddy fazbear can appear in any door and you don't know where Freddy is gonna be so it's like that

Lanytai2010last year

If an zombie apocalypse were to happen, I'd rather get bitten and join the winning team.

HarmlessPanda10 years ago

Ima just survive it walking dead style

mrmoustash9 years ago

You dumbasses it means after the apocalypse the gun or weapon will kill you so statistically YOU SURVIVE THE MOTHERFUCKING ZOMPOCALYPSE YOU IDIOTIC DUMBASSES

lonleyman5 years ago

ill just find some at a gun place, if not ill go to another, and another, and another, and another, and another, aaaand another :\

babyshaker10 years ago

How the fuck can these weapons "guarantee your survival" if they end up killing you?

TeamKobus28 years ago

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TeamKobus28 years ago

With*

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Pro_Cream7 years ago

There isn’t going to be a zombie apocalypse

AmazingSuperDan 9 years ago

So I survive the zombie apocalypse only to commit suicide when it's done I can see myself doing that. But remember if you press this button it guarantees a zombie apocalypse if you don't it doesn't!

rossyboo9 years ago

In a zombie apocalypse I'd happily die from a bullet over being eaten ngl

Zombiebrofist 9 years ago

Seriously always save last bullet shoot all your bullets and kill your self with no pain of biting your skin off

thetenthregen 10 years ago

This question is written poorly. The weapons guarantee I will survive but also guarantee my death?

TRAVI5S-THE-TERROR-OF-DEATH8 years ago

There"s only one loophole, you will die from one of the weapons no matter what, so "trying" to destroy two won't work... If you destroy two of them, the third one will automatically become the one that kills you, so trying to kill yourself with the remaini...[Show full comment]

Caracolis4 years ago

so if I don't press it doesn't happen apocalypse?

Kill4money21310 years ago

So you'll essentially be immortal as long as the apocalypse lasts?

I-WonderWhy8 years ago

It says quote During the zombie apocalypse, you are given 3 guns or weapons that will guarantee your survival during this apocalypse BUT one of the weapons or guns will be the cause of your death but you don;t know how or when. and quote. The solution is e...[Show full comment]

doodooface59 years ago

at least this would create the zombie apocalipse then i could see zombies

MCGamerGirl3179 years ago

It's the zombie apocalypse. People kill people all the time. Besides, I can shoot myself.

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