Okay so if it guarantees my survival, then I can't die from one of the guns being my cause of death. This button contradicts itslf, so I can survive the apocalypse.
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Djskully5 years ago
I could just throw the guns to the zombies and run away to get a mini gun
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Ironsquid1235 years ago
Imma make a loadout.
Primary: Remington 870 [ i think thats the name ]
Secondary: 50 AE pistol.
Backup: Super shorty shotgun. [ thats like a touge twister. ]
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DefinitlyNotTord5 years ago
Ive been a Zombeh. I don't need help killing them. Me and the Zombehs are Homies
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Wallbreaker6 years ago
My Weapons will be, Bfg 9000, The Crucible Blade and The Unmaykr, The bfg is more likely its gonna kill me, so i will use it only when im about to die and if there is the biggest horde of Zombies coming at me
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Alex Frank Thompson13 years ago
My thought, destroy 2 of them, and attempt to kill yourself with the third, the act will make you know which one will kill you, therefor it wont. From then on it cant, because it has bee proven that the only
one possible it cant be.
It's contradicting, is the weapons guarantee your survival but they kill you anyways what would the point be in accepting the weapons when you have no idea when you'll be killed by them and the paranoia would most probably lead to you throwing out the weap...[Show full comment]
HumanUsSr574 years ago
its russian roulette
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Natasha Cherryblossom13 years ago
'Weapons' can include Pokemon. Even the Pokemon games/anime/manga says so.
Tricky9 years ago
Then one day, yveltal accidentally sucks all your life energy
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TeamKobus210 years ago
rnTman105rnGirl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe"d heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe...[Show full comment]
You dumbasses it means after the apocalypse the gun or weapon will kill you so statistically YOU SURVIVE THE MOTHERFUCKING ZOMPOCALYPSE YOU IDIOTIC DUMBASSES
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lonleyman6 years ago
ill just find some at a gun place, if not ill go to another, and another, and another, and another, and another, aaaand another :\
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babyshaker12 years ago
How the fuck can these weapons "guarantee your survival" if they end up killing you?
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rossyboo11 years ago
In a zombie apocalypse I'd happily die from a bullet over being eaten ngl
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Pro_Cream9 years ago
There isn’t going to be a zombie apocalypse
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AmazingSuperDan 10 years ago
So I survive the zombie apocalypse only to commit suicide when it's done I can see myself doing that. But remember if you press this button it guarantees a zombie apocalypse if you don't it doesn't!
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TRAVI5S-THE-TERROR-OF-DEATH9 years ago
There"s only one loophole, you will die from one of the weapons no matter what, so "trying" to destroy two won't work... If you destroy two of them, the third one will automatically become the one that kills you, so trying to kill yourself with the remaini...[Show full comment]
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Zombiebrofist 10 years ago
Seriously always save last bullet shoot all your bullets and kill your self with no pain of biting your skin off
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Yuyuenylast year
没事,我是赌神。
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thetenthregen 11 years ago
This question is written poorly. The weapons guarantee I will survive but also guarantee my death?
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doodooface511 years ago
at least this would create the zombie apocalipse then i could see zombies
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Caracolis5 years ago
so if I don't press it doesn't happen apocalypse?
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Kill4money21311 years ago
So you'll essentially be immortal as long as the apocalypse lasts?
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I-WonderWhy10 years ago
It says quote During the zombie apocalypse, you are given 3 guns or weapons that will guarantee your survival during this apocalypse BUT one of the weapons or guns will be the cause of your death but you don;t know how or when. and quote. The solution is e...[Show full comment]
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panpanthepancake8 years ago
Or you could just not take the weapons and find your own weapons which may not guarantee your survival during the apocolypse but at least you know those weapons wont certainly be your death
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Kyle St Pierre13 years ago
it will be the gun because i will have shot myself. no zombies no problems to fix. BANG. zombie come to get me. don't feed the zombies. BANG.
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MCGamerGirl31710 years ago
It's the zombie apocalypse. People kill people all the time. Besides, I can shoot myself.
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evybye7711 years ago
I'd probably execute myself with a lightsaberXD
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chennai9410 years ago
Upside?
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Emily roobner11 years ago
Duh one it will be fun in the zombie apocalypse two you will die at some point
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JediKnight9 years ago
And if i don't press, no apocalypse? Yeah.....ill take that thanks
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TheOfficalReoGoldingWYPTB3 years ago
LOOP HOLE WARNING:
DO NOT PRESS THE BUTTON, NO APOCALYPSE
LOOPHOLE WARNING
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TootyTootan11 years ago
1 sentence to surviving the Zambie Apocalypse.
There is no Zombie Apocalypes to survive.
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meatysandwich9 years ago
Better than getting your brain eaten
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Xxxbutton masterxxx11 years ago
And it's contradicting
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Krusek10 years ago
have one weapon
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thedarkangelthe211 years ago
Meh. Yolo.
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hobbitgenius12 years ago
Just don't use them. If you are guaranteed survival then who needs them?
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Dreamwarrior1411 years ago
Katanna sword!
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CocoPlays9 years ago
I’d break the two weapons that can actually hurt me, and have the third weapon harmless, so it would be difficult to kill me
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Aidan Vargas13 years ago
Say "no" and get a normal weapon. Easy.
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Blood of Gaea10 years ago
One of the three must be a gun, so choose three weapons that aren't guns.
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MyNameIsBoring9 years ago
Well use one of those weapons and when you come across a raider or a trader just give them all your weapons and get something else done!
Ocelotz9 years ago
The trader will kill you then
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Zacattac10 years ago
light saber, power armor that can resist lightsabers, and ummm tank?
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