I dont do humans. I have zoophila, but I DONT include humans. I also have mechophila and objectum sexual. But I still dont do humans! Also Ill fuck/date aliens as well. If they exist, which im sure they do.
ThePaulDude4 years ago
This smells like a pile of crap, so is the person who said this.
I'd pick someone who is a hard worker and is pretty smart and is nice so I don't have to pay them and can work around the house and enjoy chores
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Devalore10 years ago
80 years later on my deathbed
"Oh honey do i still owe you that 60 grand? I do? ok well i'll get that..."
Heart rate monitor flatlines
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Sophia Lyszczyk12 years ago
loki is now my husbandfu
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Marcelo Ferreira12 years ago
I have a lot of money, so I can pay for it.
Fluttershy is now my wife.
minifruitloop9 years ago
I hope you bronies realize that you're sexualizing horses. You literally want to fuck a horse from a show made for little girls younger than nine years old.
I don't have that money now, but I may in the future, and it will be worth it
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IAmLogitian5 years ago
NEWEST COMMENT OUT OF ALL OF THESE COMMENTS. You are welcome, I know you were searching for it.
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akaniu9611 years ago
naahhh better the money
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Gemmiface9 years ago
Ehh... I'll search for him the hard way.
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DoctorDonna9 years ago
I would be married to a guy who, among other things, has an infinite amount of money, he will give me 60 000 because he loves me, and then we will both fly away in the TARDIS.
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Aradiabot9 years ago
What if WiFi was super rich and gave you some cash loophole founde
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thebuttondude3 months ago
in this economy you can buy a pencil case with 60,000
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Butters79 years ago
Mori-senpai , here i come!(dont judge me...)
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ZoeySurvivor7 years ago
HUSBAND-FU? W.A.I.F.U WTF GUYS?
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Blue Harold12 years ago
no cash or credit
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JoeJoeCarlson624 years ago
That"s like the cost of a nice car, but your partner can help you pay for it.
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Madara Uchiha 10 years ago
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GangsternauwL8 years ago
Doesnt matter had sex
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MNITIMMY9 years ago
Then that's not really love then is it?
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itsabird668 years ago
????? Husbandfu?????? I know what waifu is but husbandfu?????? weeaboos "husband" is an English word and I don't know Japanese but if y"all put "fu" at the end of human subject pronouns when you"re doing your weird manga/anime rp thing then you don't do th...[Show full comment]
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MEOWZLy5 years ago
and it includes WAIFUS think about fools!!
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ShiningDawn10 years ago
Is the love of your life a car? Find out Now!
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chugging pepto9 years ago
Can I get my waifu on layaway
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OmarHaque367 years ago
I wish it could be real.
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Lorenzo Pammolli12 years ago
I could use those moneys for many prostitutes.
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minifruitloop9 years ago
@ everyone who brings up previous buttons they've pressed: fuck you, you know damn well that those buttons don't count in different scenarios, so stop trying to be a smart ass by saying, "oh, well I pressed a button earlier that gives me infinite money, so...[Show full comment]
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Xeronite10 years ago
Finally I'm not forever alonee
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MollyCourtenay8 years ago
Mine is a crown prince so um yeah...
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rindiculous9 years ago
Sure--but there's so many husbandfu's to choose from...
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NeonVanRoselast year
Yaknow this is a fair price to pay compared to some of the other nightmarish buttons I've seen. I know what my ideal partner would be and I would happily pay that price. If it means I'd get to be happy for the rest of my life
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SamBaum8 years ago
come to momma syn gates
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UltraHyper9 years ago
ummm... whaat?
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squiddude4 years ago
*works a lot harder and getting more money*
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monkyoverlord10 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]
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butmycodenameisnaenae9 years ago
LmaoLmaoLmaoLmaoLmaoLmaoLmaoLmaoLmaoLmaoLmaoLmaoLmaoLmaoLmaoLmaoLmaoLmaoLmaoLmaoLmaoLmaoLmaoLmaoLmaoLmaoLmaoLmaoLmaoLmaoLmaoLmaoLmaoLmaoLmaoLmaoLmaoLmaoLmaoLmaoLmaoLmaoLmaoLmaoLmaoLmaoLmaoLmaoLmaoLmaoLmaoLmaoLmaoLmaoLmaoLmaoLmaoLmaoLmaoLmaoLmaoLmaoLmaoLmao...[Show full comment]
lillyg6224 9 years ago
Your butt must hurt a lot
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MageMech20205 years ago
Uh...would I always have enough money?
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xLEXx11 years ago
First this, next selling people on eBay... *shakes head at humanity*
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113575339 years ago
Well at least I'll be happy
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Baldystick7 years ago
Gotta save $60000000000000000 then
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Oleh Rohachev12 years ago
eeeemmmm.... you know how much partiing you can 0do ?
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