I dont do humans. I have zoophila, but I DONT include humans. I also have mechophila and objectum sexual. But I still dont do humans! Also Ill fuck/date aliens as well. If they exist, which im sure they do.
ThePaulDude5 years ago
This smells like a pile of crap, so is the person who said this.
I'd pick someone who is a hard worker and is pretty smart and is nice so I don't have to pay them and can work around the house and enjoy chores
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Devalore11 years ago
80 years later on my deathbed
"Oh honey do i still owe you that 60 grand? I do? ok well i'll get that..."
Heart rate monitor flatlines
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Sophia Lyszczyk13 years ago
loki is now my husbandfu
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Marcelo Ferreira13 years ago
I have a lot of money, so I can pay for it.
Fluttershy is now my wife.
minifruitloop10 years ago
I hope you bronies realize that you're sexualizing horses. You literally want to fuck a horse from a show made for little girls younger than nine years old.
I don't have that money now, but I may in the future, and it will be worth it
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jaimpy5 years ago
if that means i can be with alvin, sure
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BartoTOS649 years ago
Doesn't say when you have to pay. Pay before you die
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MagicRainbow Kitties10 years ago
OK, I can do that eventually...
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ComicSams11 years ago
can we work out a payment plan or something?
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Watermelonman9 years ago
what is this thing called "Love"?
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shaydin11 years ago
I'll be rich
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BoomBoy6 years ago
I don't think I"d get $60,000 from my entire family
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YandereHyenagirl10 years ago
@matt030405 I feel you.
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Toni Viitala13 years ago
and they said money cant buy love...
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thairanaru2 years ago
okay, mine happen to be very rich so
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Crynxii11 years ago
So it's like having pets?
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DunnoWhyImDoingThis9 years ago
When I become rich that won’t be a problem
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Kiaru_Cookie10 years ago
No problem..
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Lvcifer6169 years ago
If I could afford it
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Spewkies10 years ago
Why can't people on this website get laid?
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Za_Taiyo5 years ago
Oh hell yeah
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Mason Ross11 years ago
You only have to pay them once so it will be perfectly fine. 💙
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Cloop42111 years ago
Hinata is bae
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Progamultimatron6 years ago
Uh I don’t press button if you press it you just alone
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SabF2412 years ago
Waifu = Chief (WHAAT)
Husbandfu: The sbandfu (?????)
The creator of this button needs to be punched in the face...
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briaisabanana10 years ago
They won't love you. they'll love the money
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Fartkontrol8 years ago
The button i pressed before this was. you get infinite money. BUT you have to do homework even when your adult and you can just hire someone to do it for you. and $60,000 is nothing So im set,
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Jamie Bull13 years ago
I think that's called illegal trafficking
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Shafie121110 years ago
It is called slavery
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Cheshire shadow11 years ago
infinite rich from other buttons.
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DrakEmono10 years ago
Mmh... If I REALLY get my dream guy, knowing how I might be REALLY picky about him, I guess I would press the button... It's expensive, but I just have to pay once...
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ValentinPlesuvu9 years ago
Good thing i got infinite money yesterday
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BoomBoy6 years ago
I pressed a button for infinite wishes actually
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ShyGirl922059 years ago
What is a "Waifu" and a "husbandfu"
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DonaldTrump4life$$$11 years ago
IM RICH AS F%*K SO HELL YEAH!!!!
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EpicGamerGirlXO10 years ago
If I really loved them, it would be worth it
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thatoneBooperDooper11 years ago
Just pressed a button for infiite money JACK IS MINE
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Kittenlover1017 years ago
Human trafficking?
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Samirah12 years ago
and you don't pay more then that throughout your life as it is?
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