I dont do humans. I have zoophila, but I DONT include humans. I also have mechophila and objectum sexual. But I still dont do humans! Also Ill fuck/date aliens as well. If they exist, which im sure they do.
ThePaulDude4 years ago
This smells like a pile of crap, so is the person who said this.
I'd pick someone who is a hard worker and is pretty smart and is nice so I don't have to pay them and can work around the house and enjoy chores
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Devalore9 years ago
80 years later on my deathbed
"Oh honey do i still owe you that 60 grand? I do? ok well i'll get that..."
Heart rate monitor flatlines
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Sophia Lyszczyk12 years ago
loki is now my husbandfu
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Marcelo Ferreira12 years ago
I have a lot of money, so I can pay for it.
Fluttershy is now my wife.
minifruitloop8 years ago
I hope you bronies realize that you're sexualizing horses. You literally want to fuck a horse from a show made for little girls younger than nine years old.
How many of you have Scrooge McDuck as your husbando? : |
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Superduperbooperdooper9 years ago
I don't wanna marry them then I'll be stuck with them FOREVER AHHHHHH
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meatloave8 months ago
She gives me a superpower ring and a cash card in my name that can't be lost/stolen ect and has 500,000,000$ tax free on it. After she gives them to me and we have mad sex she leaves and we never see or hear from each other ever again.
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Macy21438 years ago
That is just a wedding 😐
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NicoleFromAphmau9 years ago
I have Dante already, I also have a child, love happenes so fast
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Banodo4 years ago
Catboy moment
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AnonTheMouse9 years ago
Since they will always love you, pick someone who will lend you/help you steal the money, etc...
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Batmancrazy9 years ago
The money is worth it for a super hero or sidekick ha ha robin / dick grayson
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Im-A-Mess675 years ago
Wait...Nova? Where"s Nova, my waifu?
THE BUTTON LIED TO ME.
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oldnotweak10 years ago
anyone who writes waifu deserves the chair
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SammiSenpai8 years ago
*aromantic laughter in background*
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Ilikefortnite7 years ago
At least it doesn't say I have to pay for it now. Otherwise no.
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Ed Fer La12 years ago
buy a wife
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RicktheSnog9 years ago
That's cool. Just go out and buy a person to love you. Fine with me 😎
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Boobear019 years ago
That's basicly a wedding
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MagicRainbow Kitties9 years ago
OK, I can do that eventually...
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jaimpy3 years ago
if that means i can be with alvin, sure
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BartoTOS648 years ago
Doesn't say when you have to pay. Pay before you die
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BoomBoy4 years ago
I don't think I"d get $60,000 from my entire family
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ComicSams10 years ago
can we work out a payment plan or something?
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Watermelonman8 years ago
what is this thing called "Love"?
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shaydin9 years ago
I'll be rich
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YandereHyenagirl8 years ago
@matt030405 I feel you.
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Toni Viitala12 years ago
and they said money cant buy love...
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thairanaru7 months ago
okay, mine happen to be very rich so
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Crynxii9 years ago
So it's like having pets?
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DunnoWhyImDoingThis7 years ago
When I become rich that won’t be a problem
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Kiaru_Cookie9 years ago
No problem..
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Lvcifer6168 years ago
If I could afford it
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Spewkies9 years ago
Why can't people on this website get laid?
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Za_Taiyo4 years ago
Oh hell yeah
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Mason Ross9 years ago
You only have to pay them once so it will be perfectly fine. 💙
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