Will You Press The Button?

Kayleighmeyer7 years ago

If they have a seizure, give them the injected medication. That counts as stabbing, and is therefore enough to keep the spiders away. And you get to save their life.

unusual2be8 years ago

The definition of Flying Spiders - friendly, beautiful creatures, living in nature. They will only hunt you if you steel their babies. So in general, no need to stab anyone. :)

Habatoot4 years ago

but they said that they will hunt you.. maybe they think you stole their babies?

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charavsfrisk9 years ago

I can't i have arachnophobia

EnchancedEpic549 years ago

sooo copyright

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mein-fuhrer7 years ago

hell no

Dragon of the night9 years ago

IMMA GOD I CAN DESTORY THE LITTLE PESTS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lillionness9 years ago

Soz I don't know if ur a girl or not...

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OsamaYousef7 years ago

fuck you spiders ......... WAIT IAM 11 OLD I DONT CARE ABOUR MARRYING

PogChamp694 years ago

Never said you had to marry, could be a fictional character ie cholcola from nekopara

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Jeff_bitch2148 years ago

Ha ha I already dated someone bitches I'm not getting married to young lol

Harvey Evangelista12 years ago

HOW ABOUT NO?!!!

PlumpiXD8 years ago

Exactly my thought. I saw "Spiders" --> I´d rather die alone

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DudeGuyGaming8 years ago

Happy wife happy life, no wife? MGTOW 4 LIFE lol jk

Lillionness9 years ago

I'll just live with all the spiders forever.

Caligirl9 years ago

So much nope

99_Face_Problems_But_Booty_Aint_One9 years ago

SINGLE PRINGLES KEEP THE SPIDER DINGLES AWAY NA NA NA NA NOPE!

AmyPaws9 years ago

Wait wait wait. I know: I marry Laurance, stab Laurance, date Jeoffry, Laurance survives, then I get Jeoffry and Laurance!

Victor_Z_Awesome9 years ago

DAFUUUUUUUQ??????

Carl-Michael Hammond12 years ago

Fast healing girlfriend who heals the wound in her heart. Stab her with a tiny needle very gently.

Tired_VWORP4 years ago

Damn, I'm dumb.

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Amy Louise Alison Rush12 years ago

DARN YOU SPIDERS! YOU WILL NOT GET ME TO STAB SAM WINCHESTER IN THE HEART!

MicroMaster646 years ago

You want to marry Sam Winchester? Why?

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Cj Mcbride12 years ago

NO I DIDN'T MEAN TO PRESS THE BUTTON! *dies because of severe arachnophobia*

Zeldabeast649 years ago

life.

Jon Hill12 years ago

Ill stab her lightly in the heart with a pencil or something

Badidas4 years ago

I don't think a pencil would be the best choice for that

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Allie Bish12 years ago

That would be my worst nightmare! I HATE SPIDERS!

Salvador Castillo12 years ago

Let the hunt begin.

Brian Paick12 years ago

There are no flying spiders. Arachnids do not possess wings at all.

Nomisthe3rd9 years ago

Flying spiders are genetically modified to hunt you.

Ryan Schick12 years ago

i don't mind spiders

Sevannah Van de Braak12 years ago

i like spiders so yes ofcourse!

Hanna Åšwida12 years ago

usually people finally fin someone so its better to jsut sit and wait...or look for someone yorself. way better

deterain3 years ago

dude what the heck

tomboy are like wtf9 years ago

Wat if me true love is my cd

TheAnimefreak7 years ago

a beutiful, sexy and immortal soul mate with the power to give immortality.................................fucking genius

WackoHacko9 years ago

Spider repellant. Problem solved .

Pokemon Master8 years ago

THIS IS CRAZY!!

Crimson Mcd Gregory12 years ago

Ha, my dream marriage is that they are rich have no next of kin, hate charity, and are prone to dramatic suicide attempts.

&iquest;elzie?9 years ago

Stab with pencil softly

Loophole man9 years ago

I saw this on a thread on b.net

Tupi6 years ago

Com aranha não da pra brincar

diecreeperdie9 years ago

I'm good

BonBonBun9 years ago

Stabbity Stabbity Stabbity Stabbity

Sum3Dud37 years ago

YANDERE

Kulles8 years ago

There"s no upside.

rocketman500410 years ago

would do for the spiders, but the marrying stuff is too hard

M0rk7 years ago

but i like spiders, now they just got an upgrade.

LOLbish9 years ago

Fucking fucked fucking the fuck in the fucking fucker NO

AlexandruDuma8 years ago

ill marry bear grylls, he will eat thouse flying spiders in 1 secound

Col Anderson12 years ago

Yes, this is my pet Flying Spider, Flying Spider, meet [INSERT NAME HERE]

3_36 months ago

Its better to be single forever tbh¯⁠\⁠_⁠ಠ⁠_⁠ಠ⁠_⁠/⁠¯

Artzyy9 years ago

Im single anyways...

prepnerd9 years ago

yikes!

Willie Loos12 years ago

F*** NO.

insertnameherebecauseyes4 years ago

I don't have a girl/man of my dreams, I would rather live mostly alone forever (mostly cause i would still like to have pets)

DiddioMaster9 years ago

this is the sociopath test

TimmyTheHobo8 years ago

The woman of my dreams doesn't need blood to survive

SennaXOXO9 years ago

Spiders? OH HELL NO. I'M OUT.

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