You will marry the man or woman of your dreams
but
Flying spiders will hunt you for the rest of your days unless you stab him/her in the heart.
I will not


unusual2be9 years ago
The definition of Flying Spiders - friendly, beautiful creatures, living in nature. They will only hunt you if you steel their babies. So in general, no need to stab anyone. :)

Habatoot4 years ago
but they said that they will hunt you.. maybe they think you stole their babies?
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Kayleighmeyer8 years ago
If they have a seizure, give them the injected medication. That counts as stabbing, and is therefore enough to keep the spiders away. And you get to save their life.

charavsfrisk9 years ago
I can't i have arachnophobia

EnchancedEpic549 years ago
sooo copyright
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Dragon of the night9 years ago
IMMA GOD I CAN DESTORY THE LITTLE PESTS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lillionness9 years ago
Soz I don't know if ur a girl or not...
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mein-fuhrer7 years ago
hell no

OsamaYousef7 years ago
fuck you spiders ......... WAIT IAM 11 OLD I DONT CARE ABOUR MARRYING

PogChamp694 years ago
Never said you had to marry, could be a fictional character ie cholcola from nekopara
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Jeff_bitch2148 years ago
Ha ha I already dated someone bitches I'm not getting married to young lol

Harvey Evangelista12 years ago
HOW ABOUT NO?!!!

PlumpiXD8 years ago
Exactly my thought. I saw "Spiders" --> I´d rather die alone
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DudeGuyGaming8 years ago
Happy wife happy life, no wife? MGTOW 4 LIFE lol jk

Lillionness9 years ago
I'll just live with all the spiders forever.

Caligirl9 years ago
So much nope

99_Face_Problems_But_Booty_Aint_One10 years ago
SINGLE PRINGLES KEEP THE SPIDER DINGLES AWAY NA NA NA NA NOPE!

AmyPaws10 years ago
Wait wait wait. I know: I marry Laurance, stab Laurance, date Jeoffry, Laurance survives, then I get Jeoffry and Laurance!

Victor_Z_Awesome10 years ago
DAFUUUUUUUQ??????

Carl-Michael Hammond12 years ago
Fast healing girlfriend who heals the wound in her heart. Stab her with a tiny needle very gently.

Tired_VWORP4 years ago
Damn, I'm dumb.
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Cj Mcbride12 years ago
NO I DIDN'T MEAN TO PRESS THE BUTTON! *dies because of severe arachnophobia*

Zeldabeast649 years ago
life.

Amy Louise Alison Rush12 years ago
DARN YOU SPIDERS! YOU WILL NOT GET ME TO STAB SAM WINCHESTER IN THE HEART!

MicroMaster646 years ago
You want to marry Sam Winchester? Why?
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Jon Hill12 years ago
Ill stab her lightly in the heart with a pencil or something

Badidas4 years ago
I don't think a pencil would be the best choice for that
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Allie Bish12 years ago
That would be my worst nightmare! I HATE SPIDERS!

Salvador Castillo12 years ago
Let the hunt begin.

Brian Paick12 years ago
There are no flying spiders. Arachnids do not possess wings at all.

Nomisthe3rd9 years ago
Flying spiders are genetically modified to hunt you.

Sevannah Van de Braak12 years ago
i like spiders so yes ofcourse!

Hanna Åšwida12 years ago
usually people finally fin someone so its better to jsut sit and wait...or look for someone yorself. way better

Ryan Schick12 years ago
i don't mind spiders

Kaose8 years ago
Make a healing machine and save her right after I stab her

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The Second Worst Name Oh My God9 years ago
Well, Lord Dominator has a shirt with a heart on it, so that would technically count.

The Second Worst Name Oh My God9 years ago
Oh, and as Josh down there said, it could technically be twisted to mean stabbing one of the spiders in the heart.

Druid2327 years ago
Do it and then take Her/him in for surgery

MattWalshe9 years ago
nah im good

8311434 months ago
什么狗屎问题

Xx_BlackLight_xX9 years ago
"Marry the man/women of your dreams" Never said we would love each other, nor did it say we would be happy. So, no guarantees, no deal.

zoecatruby10 years ago
god no i hate bugs and i coudent stab someone im not a killer

HTYD11 years ago
Siders, sir, I will stab her,

catsimakittycAT8 years ago
HELL NO WAY ENLESS U SO DOMB

McGreen10 years ago
Please no f***ing spiders

Max The Survivor7659 years ago
This seems very familiar

Braydon Hutchings12 years ago
wtf O.o

CommenterPersondotjpg4 years ago
What the hell is the point then!?

VALBY6 years ago
Easy heart transplant, then stab the actual heart. Or i can just develop an appetite for fried spiders.

PogChamp694 years ago
Why fry them?

NinjaSpoder9 years ago
poor him/her... Always get killed because of buttons...

Davvedido8 years ago
Whats the point? Get i little bit sex then get in prison for beeng a murder

creeper85710 years ago
I am not afraid of little spiders :/ Why so many things are about fear of spiders OF LITTLE INNOCENT SPIDERS

purpleshep4277 years ago
I REFUSE!

Kawiidolphins8 years ago
Awe I'm sorry Ryan Gosling(LoL)

crownofthorns10 years ago
Look -_- there is such thing as a flying spider.. : https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ81JGOWvIvKJcZpVuYIk_3sidbUuSoO6T7og6q3EDqZh1K_Zo5d6OCxg

joshzilla019 years ago
it doesnt really say stab the person in the heart for all i know it could be a male/female sipder

ipressit9 years ago
WTF QUESTION?

Tayoga2 years ago
Well, I don't see an upside here

Lysidus9 years ago
Plot twist! My girlfriend has no heart. Dun dun duuuuuun

MakennaWinchester8 years ago
It"s Dean Winchester. He'll understand and come back, besides.
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