Will You Press The Button?

GeorgeSnorewell last year

Ok what if the child grows up? Is he free to go? Just collectively as a society change the definition of an adult to like anyone over 1, so yeah a baby is getting tortured, but they won't remember that shit and won't be there long.

BoingyBoingerton last year

Perfect loophole, and you'd definitely be able to do it too because it's the one pressing the button who transforms the world.

TheDRXD 10 years ago

so basically the giver?

PoipoleADMyt 4 years ago

Dang it! I was gonna say that!

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TheLostCollective 2 years ago

I hate how this would be better then the current world we live in, because it would only be one kid, and not hundreds.

zachintosh 10 years ago

didn't have to think about it....I clicked the button. My school is filled with kids who deserve never ending torture.

oceanwaterpug27 7 years ago

LOL, mine was when I was in middle school.

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marxman 9 years ago

I'll torture the kid myself.

Smart_scratcher12 4 years ago

You are the best person in the world

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Uncookedham87 10 years ago

I call being the child

Bill-nye 10 years ago

Then can i have paradise

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Qolem 10 years ago

If child is tortured, then it is not utopia

yangrou 9 months ago

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DragonEXE 9 years ago

Give him weed that will do the trick

alikamarrousta 9 years ago

I think some already pushed the button and that kid is me.

Master_Morphicz 9 years ago

Well this plus immortal would be perfect so know one gets harmed exept me. Also it never says who has to suffer. (Then again some people I know deserve this.)

Ultimatekewi32 9 years ago

So basically The story "Thise who walk away from omolas"

FlamingRaven 9 years ago

That"s what i said

FlamingRaven 9 years ago

This is just like the ones who walk away from omelas...i read it class. Or the giver

88Austin_ 9 years ago

Isn't this the Plot for "The One"s Who Walk Away From Omelas?"

potatotehcow 9 years ago

I'll send the child to school as torture and constantly make them listen to Baby by Justin Beiber.

JudahBateman 9 years ago

Wow! You heartless son of a bitch

BambieTheButtonSlapper 10 years ago

Alright kid. Step up.

GameboyTalbott 10 years ago

Young child or put him to sleep also it's one child compared to the rest of the world.

Burnt_Python_58 10 years ago

The needs of the many out way the needs of the few

Flameshot 10 years ago

The needs of the few outweigh the needs of the many.

Alec Haines 13 years ago

this was hard

WhiteHatHacker 9 years ago

Think about the real world for a second, millions of people have to deal with torture, pain, and misery unending, I feel like that sacrifice should be made, for the fortune of millions of people

Docyorpool 10 years ago

I don't want to be with jar jar binks

PopeyesGod29 7 years ago

Then it"s not perfect

winwin 10 years ago

We just drug the thing until its so drugged it thinks its a trump employee

Fckyou12345 2 years ago

I get the reference

Warlord2080 10 years ago

For the greater good

TaxCollecter 8 years ago

I don't like kids anyway.

Drepple 9 years ago

What is they grow up? They"re not a chield anymore but they"re not dead either

purpleshep427 9 years ago

i could go back in time and use this on kim jong-un when he"s a child

Nerdyboy 10 years ago

I know just who will be tortured: this five-year old bitch that tries to kill me everytime he sees me. I kicked him in the crotch as hard as i could cause he was punching me for two hours straight while challenging me to a fight but i didn't want to get in... [Show full comment]