You can learn any language in 2 weeks
but
You cannot control which language you speak and cannot censor yourself
I will not

EyeOwnUrEnergy 11 years ago
*Writes in another language while silently speaking the translation to myself*

MartinJalukse 9 years ago
but you cant control what language u use

Daniel Hernández Rino 13 years ago
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iissaabbeelllaaa 4 years ago
lmao
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GamerLuna360 10 years ago
fuck! (in italian) WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY? srry i cant control it(when in reality i did that on purpose

fuckingidiot 10 years ago
BONJOUR! AUSHWITZ BREASTS OF THE OBLITERATION

Maypaws 5 years ago
Fine with me except the no censoring. I have to censor myself a lot.

Davvedido 9 years ago
I can talk the monkies language - oo aa

Josh LeGrand 13 years ago
oh hell yes! Offend everyone with a poly-lingual verbal thrashing? Confuse the ever living fuck out of xenophobic douchmonkeys? have full up intellectual conversations will people from around the world in non-linear internet chat environments? where is there a downside?!

Cry DeRemer 13 years ago
This is more like a superpower it would be the most amazing thing ever

catsimakittycAT 9 years ago
i already know how speak soudi ado ce se o

Amethystia22 11 years ago
I would end up saying something horrible to someone important... I just know it...

CAMOGUY14 11 years ago
I can learn those so hell fucking no

justjoking 10 years ago
Just write if you need to communicate. Learn any language in 2 weeks? I could communicate with the world within a year...I COULD RULE THE WORLD WITHIN TWO YEARS...

DeadlySinChaos 9 years ago
But sadly kinda have terrets for every language exept english? I guess im fine with that.

beefoo 3 years ago
guys i left the taquitos in the oven and they burned

Secondhand_Silence 12 years ago
I can't censor myself anyway!! XD

megalot 11 years ago
why the fucking hell would I want to censor my shit, motherfucker!?

Arno Van Ranst 13 years ago
Ik aime zu live dangerously

SemiIsback 8 years ago
ummm so Hallo oh sorry cant control

Quidditch1234 9 years ago
Brilliant

OBITOUCHIHAAA 11 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe... [Show full comment]

Cosmic Communist 10 years ago
There are over 7,000 languages in existence right now, and countless more dead ones. Statistically speaking I would not learn any useful language that I'd even bother spending an hour learning, let alone two weeks.

azazel 11 years ago
lol troll my Spanish teacher

Joshua Goldsmith 13 years ago
One sentence 12 languages all of the butt hurt

Adudelol 5 years ago
cool sure you sound like a douche bag but everyone you talk to will know that you are always advanced in languages N O M A T T E R W H A T

Codrinelul 11 years ago
Hi, beacouse Bonjour deja esti.

TheButton101 9 years ago
Hello ወሃተ aር you ዶiነገ SHOOT WHAT THE Fuቸከ!!!!!! Bruh .-.

Not Here 11 years ago
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Orbit720 11 years ago
I have no reason to learn any language so fast

vinivic1 10 years ago
oi guys como are ustedes bonjour em my casa anatani em casa

SabrinaBea 2 years ago
それ é mucho ενδιαφέρων

Toxicitor 12 years ago
well it never said anything about typing or writing, so i'm pretty much set except for the swearing, which I can explain.

LuTrengo 11 years ago
Hola, ça va? I hope bad Motherfucker!

Elma Hoffman 13 years ago
Quenya heck yeah

SemiIsback 8 years ago
No i dont even Ficken like Dies Oh oops i cant control that

OBITOUCHIHAAA 11 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe... [Show full comment]

Galaxydude90 9 years ago
Never Stop Trying

KingMickey 10 years ago
F that

AnimeLover 11 years ago
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meldeo 11 years ago
Hi

Solomon Hughes-Penzer 13 years ago
Fok julle almal, kolf-pubes!!! :D

Gav293 9 years ago
Omae wa mou shinderu. BOUNJOUR!

Bodhiskywalker 8 years ago
Lmao

JustAHappyPerson 11 years ago
Kon'nichiwa Guys! I always make this

BrutalDeathDecisions 10 years ago
Hola fucking bitch ass dick sucking pussy. I'm here to kill you a basket of exotic butt... ers

DiamondPro202 11 years ago
Nope. Just, nope.

psychoanalytically 11 years ago
Sure. I like to mess with people.

ThugShaker 2 years ago
da ktoś mi linka do dobrego pornola? plz bo obejrzałem wszystkie filmiki na porn hubie, XXX, XVidios, HentaiHaven , FurryPornSite, ItchIO, youtobe, newgrounds, twitter Itd no kurwa chce mi sie trząsać dupą jak mi staneło na imie moje (I penisami stoji tez)

Slingerofdeath 10 years ago
I already don't have a sensor so

DeagleTC 9 years ago
Censor. Not sensor.

Z_Emruld 8 years ago
Oooo that would be fun!😝

SuperCofee 11 years ago
Ah,esto was trés FUCKING bueno,non,PUTO MADAFAKA??

Cody Field 13 years ago
2 weeks is too long

OBITOUCHIHAAA 11 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe... [Show full comment]
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