Will You Press The Button?

barockthecat321 10 years ago

I respond, Somerset Mourge, you kill it we chill it. or, you wack it we sack t, or you stab it we slab it. you also could respond Sperm Bank, you spank it we bank it how may I help you?

Michalis Krdm 13 years ago

I usually have fun of telemarketing calls. When an unknown number calls me, I respond with "Job done, there's blood everywhere, I'm leaving." and then hung up.

Vedho_likes_pie 6 years ago

Telemarketers aren't allowed to hang up therefore: Pete"s pizzeria and abortion clinic! where yesterdays tossed is todays sauce!

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Atheist.Bitch 11 years ago

Just mess with them, like speak Spanish or something and confuse them.

CormacMcG123 9 years ago

Just use WhatsApp.

jaythedood 2 years ago

to the clari person ion think grandpas would use discord

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FroggyTheGamer 9 years ago

I don't see the downside I get free unlimited call and text for a year and get to think of ways to troll the telemarketers who call? Like I really do t see it

Jalubejr 9 years ago

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TrinaCat 9 years ago

Just. Don't. Answer.

LightG3120 9 years ago

Say "city morgue, you tag em we bag em"

Mystical 8 years ago

GENIUS!!!!

wyslijp16 9 years ago

Is stupid

cooleyo43 9 years ago

just dont answer the phone

DamianSimmonds 10 years ago

Trolling Time!

JohnMan473894 10 years ago

Just dont answer the telemarketers

dicomment 10 years ago

why prank call when someone calls you and you can prank them

Matthew-Bledsoe 10 years ago

Only 4 telemarketers a day?

StormyAnne 9 years ago

Ikr, it"s an upgrade to my current telemarketer problem

Bananu 10 years ago

I have unlimited all and text already

Potato-Kun 10 years ago

That already happens to me anyway...

TippyScissors04 10 years ago

So worth it bitch

Grandmaster 10 years ago

it would mean less telemarketers call me then and i dont have to pay my phone bill win-win

annieyo 11 years ago

I have to deal with 15 calls a day

GamingPlanet 11 years ago

Just hang up when a telemarkerter is talking to you. Problem solved

Benny Wu 13 years ago

Take advantage of this. Upload videos of you trolling them and upload them onto youtube.

Kkardiffo_2 7 years ago

Then you can be famous

KodakKarnage 8 years ago

I just ignore them and turn my ringer off

AlexXYZ222 10 years ago

1st: I got em on black list 2nd: I always swear them, let the fun begin!

Grant Fitzpatrick 13 years ago

wouldn't make a difference I always get spammed by telemarketers

Nai Gative 13 years ago

I'm not a troll. I'm someone who already gets these calls a lot, so I just avoid answering any unknown number. So nothing would change except free phone service. Fuck yeah.

Jacob Dickens 13 years ago

It doesn't say I'm forced to listen to them. Just hang up.

ththomas9 6 years ago

My mom Pais my phone bills...

tonysoldier319 11 years ago

No downside, I get telemarketers now. Like the person who says "Hello I am from Dish and I am here to offer you a free upgrade. All you have to do is give us your credit card number."

Mai-chan 9 years ago

Happens anyway. I just hit "ignore".

peanutbutterpegasus 11 years ago

I would just scream at each telemarketer that call me like: Me: Hello? Telemarketer: I was just wondering if you have an Android phone. Me: Oh. Yes I do. Telemarketer: Oh. Ok. That's great. Do you have time to take an approximately 20 minute survey about y... [Show full comment]

WickedTomahawk 10 years ago

I idc about txt and calls for that price

Nfofjnrbt 9 years ago

Another lame spam XD: rnGirl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe"d heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in ... [Show full comment]

xCREEPERxGIRLx 12 years ago

This is my life already :/

Busta 10 years ago

it would be fun 2 cuss at them

JaredCook 8 years ago

“I hid the body, now what?”

marcus741 11 years ago

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Mr_Ludde 11 years ago

I doesnt have to pay for ma phone.

Nwitherspoon84 9 years ago

I don't have a home phone so I don't really care

FunkyCheeseballs 11 years ago

FUCK YOU JAR JAR

Kamrande 10 years ago

Just block their calls or dont pick it up

ThatEmoKid 9 years ago

That would be so fun, just be like "He"s dead, like you asked master" an then hang up. Yes that is my idea of fun.

PKSneasel 11 years ago

No home phone, can block callers on cell. I love stupid loopholes like these.

sqsarrazine 10 years ago

Unlimited everything from Sprint. Done

Gamergirl1234 4 years ago

I’d just prank em lol

DenjaRI 11 years ago

I will just not pick up the phone

CatLazer9000 10 years ago

they just call at the start of the day so.... call... ignore... call.... ignore... etc. and then yay its done

DontBlink02 8 years ago

Already happens, now it"s free

Aschtad1409 9 years ago

That"s my everyday life already

ElementalBlaze 12 years ago

I would have so much fun :) *evil laugh *ring* Me: Hello. Who is this? Telemarketer: I am here to ask if your have a windows computer. Me: Funny I was going to ask the same thing. Ahhh so much fun

DragonfuryMH 9 years ago

"You"ve reached the Crap Cafe may I take your order?"

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