Will You Press The Button?

barockthecat3218 years ago

I respond, Somerset Mourge, you kill it we chill it. or, you wack it we sack t, or you stab it we slab it. you also could respond Sperm Bank, you spank it we bank it how may I help you?

Atheist.Bitch9 years ago

Just mess with them, like speak Spanish or something and confuse them.

Michalis Krdm12 years ago

I usually have fun of telemarketing calls. When an unknown number calls me, I respond with "Job done, there's blood everywhere, I'm leaving." and then hung up.

Vedho_likes_pie4 years ago

Telemarketers aren't allowed to hang up therefore: Pete"s pizzeria and abortion clinic! where yesterdays tossed is todays sauce!

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CormacMcG1237 years ago

Just use WhatsApp.

jaythedood10 months ago

to the clari person ion think grandpas would use discord

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FroggyTheGamer7 years ago

I don't see the downside I get free unlimited call and text for a year and get to think of ways to troll the telemarketers who call? Like I really do t see it

Jalubejr8 years ago

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TrinaCat8 years ago

Just. Don't. Answer.

LightG31208 years ago

Say "city morgue, you tag em we bag em"

Mystical7 years ago

GENIUS!!!!

wyslijp168 years ago

Is stupid

cooleyo438 years ago

just dont answer the phone

DamianSimmonds8 years ago

Trolling Time!

JohnMan4738948 years ago

Just dont answer the telemarketers

dicomment8 years ago

why prank call when someone calls you and you can prank them

Matthew-Bledsoe8 years ago

Only 4 telemarketers a day?

StormyAnne7 years ago

Ikr, it"s an upgrade to my current telemarketer problem

Bananu9 years ago

I have unlimited all and text already

Potato-Kun9 years ago

That already happens to me anyway...

TippyScissors049 years ago

So worth it bitch

Grandmaster9 years ago

it would mean less telemarketers call me then and i dont have to pay my phone bill win-win

annieyo9 years ago

I have to deal with 15 calls a day

GamingPlanet9 years ago

Just hang up when a telemarkerter is talking to you. Problem solved

KodakKarnage7 years ago

I just ignore them and turn my ringer off

Benny Wu12 years ago

Take advantage of this. Upload videos of you trolling them and upload them onto youtube.

Kkardiffo_25 years ago

Then you can be famous

AlexXYZ2229 years ago

1st: I got em on black list 2nd: I always swear them, let the fun begin!

Grant Fitzpatrick12 years ago

wouldn't make a difference I always get spammed by telemarketers

Nai Gative12 years ago

I'm not a troll. I'm someone who already gets these calls a lot, so I just avoid answering any unknown number. So nothing would change except free phone service. Fuck yeah.

Jacob Dickens12 years ago

It doesn't say I'm forced to listen to them. Just hang up.

TINY BOX TIM 9 years ago

Already have this, it is called unlimited calling and texting for having a brother that works as a box at T-mobile

Skyler Garza12 years ago

literally, after a while there will run out of telemarketers to call you

Firefox2239 years ago

Just block their numbers!

Goofy filmer9 years ago

I already do get calls from telemarketers ðŸ˜‚

Ctr480339 years ago

Guys seriously, answer and press 9, then they can't call you back.

CyanSpirit9 years ago

Well, I always get random calls on my phone anyway, I just get free phone service now! YAY ME

Mysticshrub8 years ago

Just prank call them

WickedTomahawk9 years ago

I idc about txt and calls for that price

ththomas95 years ago

My mom Pais my phone bills...

tonysoldier3199 years ago

No downside, I get telemarketers now. Like the person who says "Hello I am from Dish and I am here to offer you a free upgrade. All you have to do is give us your credit card number."

Mai-chan8 years ago

Happens anyway. I just hit "ignore".

peanutbutterpegasus10 years ago

I would just scream at each telemarketer that call me like: Me: Hello? Telemarketer: I was just wondering if you have an Android phone. Me: Oh. Yes I do. Telemarketer: Oh. Ok. That's great. Do you have time to take an approximately 20 minute survey about y...[Show full comment]

JaredCook7 years ago

“I hid the body, now what?”

marcus7419 years ago

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Nfofjnrbt8 years ago

Another lame spam XD: rnGirl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe"d heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in ...[Show full comment]