Will You Press The Button?

barockthecat321 10 years ago

I respond, Somerset Mourge, you kill it we chill it. or, you wack it we sack t, or you stab it we slab it. you also could respond Sperm Bank, you spank it we bank it how may I help you?

Michalis Krdm 13 years ago

I usually have fun of telemarketing calls. When an unknown number calls me, I respond with "Job done, there's blood everywhere, I'm leaving." and then hung up.

Vedho_likes_pie 6 years ago

Telemarketers aren't allowed to hang up therefore: Pete"s pizzeria and abortion clinic! where yesterdays tossed is todays sauce!

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Atheist.Bitch 11 years ago

Just mess with them, like speak Spanish or something and confuse them.

CormacMcG123 9 years ago

Just use WhatsApp.

jaythedood 2 years ago

to the clari person ion think grandpas would use discord

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FroggyTheGamer 9 years ago

I don't see the downside I get free unlimited call and text for a year and get to think of ways to troll the telemarketers who call? Like I really do t see it

Jalubejr 9 years ago

This is a test comment

TrinaCat 9 years ago

Just. Don't. Answer.

LightG3120 9 years ago

Say "city morgue, you tag em we bag em"

Mystical 8 years ago

GENIUS!!!!

wyslijp16 10 years ago

Is stupid

cooleyo43 10 years ago

just dont answer the phone

DamianSimmonds 10 years ago

Trolling Time!

JohnMan473894 10 years ago

Just dont answer the telemarketers

dicomment 10 years ago

why prank call when someone calls you and you can prank them

Matthew-Bledsoe 10 years ago

Only 4 telemarketers a day?

StormyAnne 9 years ago

Ikr, it"s an upgrade to my current telemarketer problem

Bananu 10 years ago

I have unlimited all and text already

Potato-Kun 10 years ago

That already happens to me anyway...

TippyScissors04 10 years ago

So worth it bitch

Grandmaster 10 years ago

it would mean less telemarketers call me then and i dont have to pay my phone bill win-win

Benny Wu 13 years ago

Take advantage of this. Upload videos of you trolling them and upload them onto youtube.

Kkardiffo_2 7 years ago

Then you can be famous

annieyo 11 years ago

I have to deal with 15 calls a day

GamingPlanet 11 years ago

Just hang up when a telemarkerter is talking to you. Problem solved

KodakKarnage 9 years ago

I just ignore them and turn my ringer off

AlexXYZ222 10 years ago

1st: I got em on black list 2nd: I always swear them, let the fun begin!

Grant Fitzpatrick 13 years ago

wouldn't make a difference I always get spammed by telemarketers

Nai Gative 13 years ago

I'm not a troll. I'm someone who already gets these calls a lot, so I just avoid answering any unknown number. So nothing would change except free phone service. Fuck yeah.

Jacob Dickens 13 years ago

It doesn't say I'm forced to listen to them. Just hang up.

rjsdn419 10 years ago

KaKao Talk.

liquidated 5 years ago

get a separate "fun" phone

Sapphire 11 years ago

i pay 12.5964$ per month (151.1568$ per year) for unlimited calls and unlimited texts+10 G intranet of 4G. not worth pressing the buttom

Hyperhitman 9 years ago

Prank calls internationaly

nathanconradie 11 years ago

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FinalGamer0628 8 years ago

So nothing changes other than now I can make the calls and text without a price. nice.

ThePaulDude 9 years ago

Put your phone on silent & only answer for people on your contacts list.

Sudokori 12 years ago

Ignore, ignore, ignore, ignore. Unlimited stuff for a year

Alexis Dark Kitty 10 years ago

I have unlimited talk texting and internet so...

Skyler Garza 13 years ago

literally, after a while there will run out of telemarketers to call you

Firefox223 11 years ago

Just block their numbers!

TINY BOX TIM 11 years ago

Already have this, it is called unlimited calling and texting for having a brother that works as a box at T-mobile

Cycer_Jiniteimei_douyin 9 months ago

ill back"FUCKYOURMOTHER!YOUAFUCKINGFUCKKUCK!YOURMUMDIED,CALLTOME?FUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCK!REALLYFUCKING!SONOFBITCH!"

CyanSpirit 11 years ago

Well, I always get random calls on my phone anyway, I just get free phone service now! YAY ME

Mysticshrub 9 years ago

Just prank call them

Goofy filmer 11 years ago

I already do get calls from telemarketers ðŸ˜‚

Ctr48033 10 years ago

Guys seriously, answer and press 9, then they can't call you back.

Mai-chan 9 years ago

Happens anyway. I just hit "ignore".

peanutbutterpegasus 11 years ago

I would just scream at each telemarketer that call me like: Me: Hello? Telemarketer: I was just wondering if you have an Android phone. Me: Oh. Yes I do. Telemarketer: Oh. Ok. That's great. Do you have time to take an approximately 20 minute survey about y... [Show full comment]

WickedTomahawk 10 years ago

I idc about txt and calls for that price

dgzdrg5gdz 6 years ago

My mom Pais my phone bills...

tonysoldier319 11 years ago

No downside, I get telemarketers now. Like the person who says "Hello I am from Dish and I am here to offer you a free upgrade. All you have to do is give us your credit card number."

Busta 11 years ago

it would be fun 2 cuss at them

JaredCook 9 years ago

“I hid the body, now what?”

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