Will You Press The Button?

barockthecat321 10 years ago

I respond, Somerset Mourge, you kill it we chill it. or, you wack it we sack t, or you stab it we slab it. you also could respond Sperm Bank, you spank it we bank it how may I help you?

Michalis Krdm 13 years ago

I usually have fun of telemarketing calls. When an unknown number calls me, I respond with "Job done, there's blood everywhere, I'm leaving." and then hung up.

Vedho_likes_pie 6 years ago

Telemarketers aren't allowed to hang up therefore: Pete"s pizzeria and abortion clinic! where yesterdays tossed is todays sauce!

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Atheist.Bitch 11 years ago

Just mess with them, like speak Spanish or something and confuse them.

CormacMcG123 9 years ago

Just use WhatsApp.

jaythedood 2 years ago

to the clari person ion think grandpas would use discord

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FroggyTheGamer 9 years ago

I don't see the downside I get free unlimited call and text for a year and get to think of ways to troll the telemarketers who call? Like I really do t see it

Jalubejr 9 years ago

This is a test comment

TrinaCat 9 years ago

Just. Don't. Answer.

LightG3120 9 years ago

Say "city morgue, you tag em we bag em"

Mystical 8 years ago

GENIUS!!!!

wyslijp16 9 years ago

Is stupid

cooleyo43 9 years ago

just dont answer the phone

DamianSimmonds 10 years ago

Trolling Time!

JohnMan473894 10 years ago

Just dont answer the telemarketers

dicomment 10 years ago

why prank call when someone calls you and you can prank them

Matthew-Bledsoe 10 years ago

Only 4 telemarketers a day?

StormyAnne 9 years ago

Ikr, it"s an upgrade to my current telemarketer problem

Bananu 10 years ago

I have unlimited all and text already

Potato-Kun 10 years ago

That already happens to me anyway...

TippyScissors04 10 years ago

So worth it bitch

Grandmaster 10 years ago

it would mean less telemarketers call me then and i dont have to pay my phone bill win-win

annieyo 11 years ago

I have to deal with 15 calls a day

GamingPlanet 11 years ago

Just hang up when a telemarkerter is talking to you. Problem solved

Benny Wu 13 years ago

Take advantage of this. Upload videos of you trolling them and upload them onto youtube.

Kkardiffo_2 7 years ago

Then you can be famous

KodakKarnage 8 years ago

I just ignore them and turn my ringer off

AlexXYZ222 10 years ago

1st: I got em on black list 2nd: I always swear them, let the fun begin!

Grant Fitzpatrick 13 years ago

wouldn't make a difference I always get spammed by telemarketers

Nai Gative 13 years ago

I'm not a troll. I'm someone who already gets these calls a lot, so I just avoid answering any unknown number. So nothing would change except free phone service. Fuck yeah.

Jacob Dickens 13 years ago

It doesn't say I'm forced to listen to them. Just hang up.

Jerry Austin 13 years ago

the people who say yes are trolls

mr.whatface 11 years ago

I just don't pick up unknown numbers. I already do that.

Dman-in-mn 9 years ago

I already have unlimited talk text and high-speed data sooooooooo... Why would I press the button.. straight talk

Chrono 11 years ago

Para de zoera br

Datwolfgal 10 years ago

Troll the frick out of them

Reide 11 years ago

This already happens

qwertyuiop1234 11 years ago

Just fuckin ignore them

jamest5 10 years ago

block them lolololol

NotRealyHere 6 years ago

Already have unlimited calls and texts

buttonmasher 12 years ago

Easy, just block all their numbers.

Mystical 8 years ago

LET THE PRANKS COMMENCE!!! EXAMPLES: "Hello?" "Hello! We have a new product-" "Look, I know who this really is. I need 4 body bags and all the bleach you can get me in ten minutes, NOW. Usual spot, drop it off under the doormat. HURRY!!!"

*Frisk 11 years ago

I would just troll all of the telemarketers

Petraklas 9 years ago

telemarketers call me everyday either way so i dont care + i just prank em

minecraft.net 11 years ago

And no problem here...

Messi223 10 years ago

Don't use my phone much anyway

Silverhawk_2018 9 years ago

Simple its called change your phone number dammit!!!!!!

~Wave~length~ 11 years ago

You mean all this stuff... on the mobile phone I don't have? Why do people always assume everyone has a cell phone?

That_Guuy 10 years ago

happens already with the telemarketers -shrug-

SBJF13 2 years ago

no downside

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FaZePulse 10 years ago

Its free and I love free stuff

oceanwaterpug27 7 years ago

1. I only have a mobile phone, what even is a home phone 2. Just declined the call lol

Domo 11 years ago

I don't even pay for calls\\\\texts anyway...

Vandesm 9 years ago

Their called incoming call filters.

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