Will You Press The Button?

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Gay guys 😏

Nosaj 10 years ago

You guys do realize that eternity is, well, a pretty long time?

YouSpoonyBard1 3 years ago

*points to username* I see this every day.

you-see-mee-replying 3 years ago

what if i want that when i die my next life i want the same conditions as last time and that i am not a spoon being put in peoples mouth

ManButton 8 years ago

But you don't have eyes or nerves so you can't see or feel it.

Bill Wait 13 years ago

Oral and hot showers. Is this a downside?

HBPencil 8 years ago

Your head is being put in people’s mouths, not the most comfortable thing

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watermelonDSDX 10 years ago

can i be a dildo instead

FreeToothpatseflavoredBleach 10 years ago

Kinky

BlaiseyWaisey 9 years ago

You never said I was aware I was a spoon. Spoons have no brains, I"d be an inanimate object. No downside, just living with the fact that one day I'll be a spoon.

SquidHat 9 years ago

I"ve always wanted to be a spoon, I'm going to kill myself right away!

skullpic4 9 years ago

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Crazy_Cat_Lady_2 9 years ago

I"ve always wondered what being a spoon felt like

1738mememonster 10 years ago

I always wanted to be a spoon

gahmora 10 years ago

I always wanted to be immortal . :P

CCthecat 10 years ago

Lmaooooo XD

DarkShark127 11 years ago

(Person unloads dishwasher) Me: HI I'M YOUR SPOON FRIEND! THAT WAS THE WORST ROLLERCOASTER OF MY LIFE!!

DoItForLove 11 years ago

I'll be able to taste all kinds of foods so yea

Flamm OfIrk 13 years ago

Does "everything I've ever wanted" include reincarnation as whatever I wantâ€¦or immortalityâ€¦?

SeabassJames 10 years ago

It says until you're old and happy. I assume you dying would be after that.

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Ethan Kahrl 13 years ago

death by spoon it shall be

Dizzy Zane 13 years ago

Just ignore the rest of your life after you die. Probably not that hard. You'll never go hungry after as you're not alive. Wait... It contradicts itself. You will die but spoons are inanimate objects so you'd be reincarnated to instantaneously die.

ismartromangamer 9 years ago

simply not being alive is different from death

Quinton Rhoads 13 years ago

Imagine if someone opened the place they keep their silver wear and just, HEY IM YOUR SPOOOON FRENNNDDD

SemiIsback 8 years ago

*friend faints*

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Zack Woodard 13 years ago

Worth it. I've always wondered what the inside of a dishwasher looked like while its turned on

NickolasHagy 8 years ago

You would never be washed

Ashley Beynon 13 years ago

I want to be a spoon!!

Cake Holder 13 years ago

Fuck it, why not.

Desyree Lawanto 13 years ago

well now I know someone's mind is seriously messed up.

abcx 10 years ago

Lol I would kill my owners. :P

DanishViking 8 years ago

Well seeing as spoons aren't conscious, I don't see the problem

The Molester 11 years ago

Potatos

CircusBaby 9 years ago

WHO WOULD EVEN DO THIS?

Smoky688 11 years ago

I have no words...

YaBoiTez 8 years ago

at least im being cleaned therefore no down side

Miczu555 11 years ago

... oh

LOLTROL2006 9 years ago

Is tht so bad? I dont thing lol i wanted to be an object tht humans use

Lykhon 11 years ago

What if I want immortality?

Ratee 3 years ago

Well i want eteranl youth, and not become a spoon, can i get that?

Ripplechipple 10 years ago

Man, I kinda want immortality.

Tardis24601 10 years ago

Well, I want to be immortal. Problem solved

CHUY ðŸ’° 12 years ago

putititsoososo

vaultboydab 5 years ago

hello this is your spoon talking.

GingerEternal 11 years ago

I'm happy with pringles, soooooo...yeah

Pop punk giraffe 11 years ago

Why a spoon

Justingaming 7 years ago

Jokes on you im 5

laurataliahale 11 years ago

I don't even know what life it anymone

Cuaroz 9 years ago

Since I can do "everything [I"ve] ever wanted", I'll be able to destroy all spoons before my death. That way, I can live a great life and die in peace. No downside!

SuperFox135 11 years ago

Why not?!?!

Salad 10 years ago

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Mikayla Flood 13 years ago

Spoons don't have conscious thought so it's not like it matters.

TheShiningCometShiningComet222 9 years ago

reincarnation isn't real so :p

irishdragon5 11 years ago

What if I want complete immortality?

Schmucklehed 2 years ago

the downside sounds kinda hot

Bruno Enrique D&igrave;az I&ntilde;iguez 10 years ago

2 words spoon fetish

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