Will You Press The Button?

you-see-mee-replying2 years ago

what if i want that when i die my next life i want the same conditions as last time and that i am not a spoon being put in peoples mouth

Nosaj9 years ago

You guys do realize that eternity is, well, a pretty long time?

ManButton7 years ago

But you don't have eyes or nerves so you can't see or feel it.

FreeToothpatseflavoredBleach8 years ago

Kinky

Bill Wait12 years ago

Oral and hot showers. Is this a downside?

HBPencil7 years ago

Your head is being put in people’s mouths, not the most comfortable thing

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BlaiseyWaisey7 years ago

You never said I was aware I was a spoon. Spoons have no brains, I"d be an inanimate object. No downside, just living with the fact that one day I'll be a spoon.

SquidHat7 years ago

I"ve always wanted to be a spoon, I'm going to kill myself right away!

skullpic48 years ago

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Crazy_Cat_Lady_28 years ago

I"ve always wondered what being a spoon felt like

watermelonDSDX8 years ago

can i be a dildo instead

1738mememonster8 years ago

I always wanted to be a spoon

gahmora9 years ago

I always wanted to be immortal . :P

CCthecat9 years ago

Lmaooooo XD

Flamm OfIrk12 years ago

Does "everything I've ever wanted" include reincarnation as whatever I wantâ€¦or immortalityâ€¦?

SeabassJames9 years ago

It says until you're old and happy. I assume you dying would be after that.

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Ethan Kahrl12 years ago

death by spoon it shall be

Dizzy Zane12 years ago

Just ignore the rest of your life after you die. Probably not that hard. You'll never go hungry after as you're not alive. Wait... It contradicts itself. You will die but spoons are inanimate objects so you'd be reincarnated to instantaneously die.

ismartromangamer7 years ago

simply not being alive is different from death

Quinton Rhoads12 years ago

Imagine if someone opened the place they keep their silver wear and just, HEY IM YOUR SPOOOON FRENNNDDD

SemiIsback7 years ago

*friend faints*

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Zack Woodard12 years ago

Worth it. I've always wondered what the inside of a dishwasher looked like while its turned on

NickolasHagy7 years ago

You would never be washed

Desyree Lawanto12 years ago

well now I know someone's mind is seriously messed up.

Ashley Beynon12 years ago

I want to be a spoon!!

Nobody cares9 years ago

I get revenge on them when they try to wash the scooping side of me lol

pokemonfanatic10225 years ago

Well this is the wildest thing I"ve seen here in a while

Maryaeye39 years ago

No one ever notices the spoon! First stop your drawer next stop world domination!

TYoshisaurMunchakoopa8 years ago

It says everything I wanted, 2 options: 1. either I choose immortaility or 2. I choose not to be a spoon when I die.

mwyatt11129 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. say your name ten times. 2.say your mom's name five t...[Show full comment]

GenoSans7 years ago

what if you become a PLASTIC spoon after? meaning you will most likely get thrown away after one full use

LerdGabern9 years ago

I would be a spoon, so I wouldn't hear feel smell taste or see anything, and I would be a non-living object, so I would be dead and sent back to whatever void or heaven my religion (or lack of so) would be... so there is no downside, also FIRST!!!!

flb34510 years ago

a spoons a spoon.

Trike24445 months ago

I will be a plastic spoon

Bon_Bon6669 years ago

there is no spoon, tho

Alison Porter12 years ago

wat

JamZHate8 years ago

Wait I love it

Tsvetock10 years ago

I'd have so many orgasms

HibitchescanIeatyourass3 years ago

But you could do whatever the fuck you want, if you are a spoon, let me be a fucking spoon. Nobody"s there to stop you, you could even ruin little kids magic tricks by not bending when they try to bend you