You will get everything you've ever wanted until you're old and happy
but
After you die you will spend eternity reincarnated as a spoon, constantly being put in people's mouths and being washed over and over again!
I will not

Deep_fried last year
Gay guys 😏

Nosaj 10 years ago
You guys do realize that eternity is, well, a pretty long time?

YouSpoonyBard1 3 years ago
*points to username* I see this every day.

you-see-mee-replying 3 years ago
what if i want that when i die my next life i want the same conditions as last time and that i am not a spoon being put in peoples mouth

ManButton 9 years ago
But you don't have eyes or nerves so you can't see or feel it.

Bill Wait 13 years ago
Oral and hot showers. Is this a downside?

HBPencil 9 years ago
Your head is being put in people’s mouths, not the most comfortable thing
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watermelonDSDX 10 years ago
can i be a dildo instead

FreeToothpatseflavoredBleach 10 years ago
Kinky

BlaiseyWaisey 9 years ago
You never said I was aware I was a spoon. Spoons have no brains, I"d be an inanimate object. No downside, just living with the fact that one day I'll be a spoon.

SquidHat 9 years ago
I"ve always wanted to be a spoon, I'm going to kill myself right away!

skullpic4 9 years ago
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Crazy_Cat_Lady_2 10 years ago
I"ve always wondered what being a spoon felt like

1738mememonster 10 years ago
I always wanted to be a spoon

gahmora 11 years ago
I always wanted to be immortal . :P

CCthecat 11 years ago
Lmaooooo XD

DarkShark127 11 years ago
(Person unloads dishwasher) Me: HI I'M YOUR SPOON FRIEND! THAT WAS THE WORST ROLLERCOASTER OF MY LIFE!!

DoItForLove 11 years ago
I'll be able to taste all kinds of foods so yea

Flamm OfIrk 13 years ago
Does "everything I've ever wanted" include reincarnation as whatever I want…or immortality…?

SeabassJames 10 years ago
It says until you're old and happy. I assume you dying would be after that.
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Ethan Kahrl 13 years ago
death by spoon it shall be

Dizzy Zane 13 years ago
Just ignore the rest of your life after you die. Probably not that hard. You'll never go hungry after as you're not alive. Wait... It contradicts itself. You will die but spoons are inanimate objects so you'd be reincarnated to instantaneously die.

ismartromangamer 9 years ago
simply not being alive is different from death

Quinton Rhoads 13 years ago
Imagine if someone opened the place they keep their silver wear and just, HEY IM YOUR SPOOOON FRENNNDDD

SemiIsback 8 years ago
*friend faints*
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Zack Woodard 13 years ago
Worth it. I've always wondered what the inside of a dishwasher looked like while its turned on

NickolasHagy 9 years ago
You would never be washed

Ashley Beynon 13 years ago
I want to be a spoon!!

Cake Holder 13 years ago
Fuck it, why not.

Desyree Lawanto 13 years ago
well now I know someone's mind is seriously messed up.

Tsvetock 12 years ago
I'd have so many orgasms

HibitchescanIeatyourass 4 years ago
But you could do whatever the fuck you want, if you are a spoon, let me be a fucking spoon. Nobody"s there to stop you, you could even ruin little kids magic tricks by not bending when they try to bend you

Sophia_Alex 9 years ago
I kinda want to be a spoon.... anyone else?

Kimmy 11 years ago
Wtf

JamZHate 10 years ago
Wait I love it

arathrendon 11 years ago
Ill just be immortal. LOOPHOLE!!

Bubbasparks 9 years ago
I can get billions of dollars and give it to major like homeless shelters,st jude and riley hospital,and give my family a nice time that they deserve

fuckpants 11 years ago
Hell no

Jkst 10 years ago
So what you can't feel it

Wat 12 years ago
Alison Porter you called?

I-like-pineapples 6 years ago
Well then say you want to not be a spoon after you die. LOOPHOLE.

Cheth 9 years ago
I want to be immortal loophole.

Freepo Noggit 11 years ago
Everything I want includes immortality.

lignata_atta 4 months ago
I want to live forever.

sh99er 10 years ago
my fettish...

Sally Rusbatch 13 years ago
It doesn't say the spoon is conscious. No down side! Get everything you want, then be useful in your next incarnation!

Snipingdog 8 years ago
Spoon?

VelocityRaptor28 11 years ago
IM A MOTHERFUCKIN SPOON

AndyMan11YT 3 years ago
I WANT everyone (except politicians I don't like) to be immortal. Then, I won't have to die and become a spoon.

cool chick 👰 10 years ago
O don't care what people put me in their mouths

shgsgsgs 8 years ago
I"ve always wanted to be a spoon

Turtle Quickscoper 11 years ago
i wish to never die :)

MissMissy 9 years ago
As long as it"s not a rusty spoon

grvesome 11 years ago
what the fuck

SebDaBossYT 9 years ago
Do You Know Da Wae

GangsternauwL 9 years ago
Ded meme

LolOmgYolo 11 years ago
umm..yeah
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