You never said I was aware I was a spoon. Spoons have no brains, I"d be an inanimate object. No downside, just living with the fact that one day I'll be a spoon.
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SquidHat9 years ago
I"ve always wanted to be a spoon, I'm going to kill myself right away!
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skullpic49 years ago
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Crazy_Cat_Lady_210 years ago
I"ve always wondered what being a spoon felt like
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1738mememonster10 years ago
I always wanted to be a spoon
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gahmora11 years ago
I always wanted to be immortal . :P
CCthecat11 years ago
Lmaooooo XD
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DarkShark12711 years ago
(Person unloads dishwasher) Me: HI I'M YOUR SPOON FRIEND! THAT WAS THE WORST ROLLERCOASTER OF MY LIFE!!
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DoItForLove11 years ago
I'll be able to taste all kinds of foods so yea
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Flamm OfIrk13 years ago
Does "everything I've ever wanted" include reincarnation as whatever I want…or immortality…?
SeabassJames10 years ago
It says until you're old and happy. I assume you dying would be after that.
Just ignore the rest of your life after you die. Probably not that hard. You'll never go hungry after as you're not alive. Wait... It contradicts itself. You will die but spoons are inanimate objects so you'd be reincarnated to instantaneously die.
ismartromangamer9 years ago
simply not being alive is different from death
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Quinton Rhoads13 years ago
Imagine if someone opened the place they keep their silver wear and just, HEY IM YOUR SPOOOON FRENNNDDD
Worth it. I've always wondered what the inside of a dishwasher looked like while its turned on
NickolasHagy9 years ago
You would never be washed
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Ashley Beynon13 years ago
I want to be a spoon!!
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Cake Holder13 years ago
Fuck it, why not.
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Desyree Lawanto13 years ago
well now I know someone's mind is seriously messed up.
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Tsvetock12 years ago
I'd have so many orgasms
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HibitchescanIeatyourass4 years ago
But you could do whatever the fuck you want, if you are a spoon, let me be a fucking spoon. Nobody"s there to stop you, you could even ruin little kids magic tricks
by not bending when they try to bend you
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Sophia_Alex9 years ago
I kinda want to be a spoon.... anyone else?
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Kimmy11 years ago
Wtf
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JamZHate10 years ago
Wait I love it
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arathrendon11 years ago
Ill just be immortal. LOOPHOLE!!
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Bubbasparks9 years ago
I can get billions of dollars and give it to major like homeless shelters,st jude and riley hospital,and give my family a nice time that they deserve
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fuckpants11 years ago
Hell no
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Jkst10 years ago
So what you can't feel it
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Wat12 years ago
Alison Porter you called?
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I-like-pineapples6 years ago
Well then say you want to not be a spoon after you die. LOOPHOLE.
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Cheth9 years ago
I want to be immortal loophole.
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Freepo Noggit11 years ago
Everything I want includes immortality.
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lignata_atta4 months ago
I want to live forever.
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sh99er10 years ago
my fettish...
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Sally Rusbatch13 years ago
It doesn't say the spoon is conscious. No down side! Get everything you want, then be useful in your next incarnation!
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Snipingdog8 years ago
Spoon?
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VelocityRaptor2811 years ago
IM A MOTHERFUCKIN SPOON
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AndyMan11YT3 years ago
I WANT everyone (except politicians I don't like) to be immortal. Then, I won't have to die and become a spoon.
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