55052 (62%) 33257 (38%)
55052 (62%) people have pressed this button, while 33257 (38%) did not.
You get to go to Heaven when you die.
but
It's another religion's idea of heaven.
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CheeseNigs9 years ago
Atheists laugh in the background

Pandalf_Darwinlast year
you still will end up in any version of heaven
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iamethantoo29 years ago
what if jedi is a religon when i die

Owlmaster3609 years ago
It is a real religion

Random Girl Named Cat10 years ago
I'm going to hell, maybe hang with Lucifer in his cage. :)

MakennaWinchester8 years ago
Sure, SPN is my religion!
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Kababi9 years ago
Every religion that believes in heaven has somewhat the same idea of heaven as the others so I don't get the dilemma.

Zaedalus7 years ago
You teach them sex. But more likely 72 virgins that dont wanna f#ck me. So its basically hell or could be
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SomeRazorThing7 years ago
I dont have a religion so...

Clayton Irvine12 years ago
Hear I come Valhalla.

Tacos58003 years ago
LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOO
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GamingPenguinYT9 years ago
I'm probably going to heaven anyways so nope

Nosaj9 years ago
Same.

oOBlakeOo8 years ago
I don't believe in anything so would it be a mix of all of the ideas of heaven? Or would it be what I think heaven would be? I don't even believe in heaven... What would even happen?

Xicad7 years ago
Idk it would just be a random religions heaven

Flan8 years ago
Welp I just need to create my own religion

ShippingTrash8 years ago
What if I'm an atheist

TheMeg4 years ago
If i was a ghost I would try to tell everyone that that happened.
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Xaxa3698578 years ago
I am non religious so i can choose fron anything

Progidal8 years ago
Downside?

Sarahjo8 years ago
Why do people keep saying they want to go to hell? It"s literally described as burning, wailing and knashing of teeth. You can't party when you"re burning alive and being knawed on. Just sayin".

SherlockH-221B8 years ago
You also can't party if all you"re doing is praising a random guy who randomly exiled 1/3 of his army just for them having different views?

Christa Rose Lord9 years ago
HELLO ELYSIUM OR VALHALLA OR NIRVANA OR SOMETHING HOPEFULLY ELYSIUM THOUGH CUZ I CAN SEE THE DEAD PERCY JACKSON BOOK CHARACTERS

GaminCreeperYT9 years ago
I can't press the button... I'm already going to hell, and imma pay with The Devil/Satan fire all eternity!

HiddenRealm11 years ago
You're an idiot. Heaven is a reward, in EVERY religion. No Drawback, a reward is a reward.

TheMeg4 years ago
eh what if you are atheist and don't want a religious afterlife?

Calder Jappy12 years ago
Im an Atheist

Tennessee437 years ago
You need JESUS
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Knightfury6208 years ago
Sure why not?

NinaMastrikova7 years ago
Sure why not

Cuteo8 years ago
I don't even have a religion so I can choose

Nachosmachos9 years ago
YOLO #Mictlan

Nachosmachos9 years ago
#aztecs

Ian Coleman12 years ago
HAIL SATAN!!!

S8n7 years ago
Thanks man
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Mario Quintana12 years ago
I'm an atheist.

RenMow8 years ago
You can just go to the christian heaven lol so that would be good
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Anya McGee Stoehr12 years ago
No way! Heaven, with all its perfection, would be BOOOORIIING! All my friends are in Hell, so that's where I'm going!

MrMapleBar8 years ago
Boredom will literally cease to exist in heaven...
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Trevor Valance12 years ago
atheist. I win regardless

Zaedalus7 years ago
No you win if ur the religion with the worsr heaven

Matthew Faraone12 years ago
I'm a Taoist. We believe we are sent back into nothingness to be reincarnated. So really I have to gain more for doing this than not.

dankmemes1018 years ago
oooo that"s a thing? That sounds really cool.
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Mr.Overthinkerlast year
Fellow Atheists, WE UP

SwagJedi9 years ago
ELYSIUM HERE I COME

TheBlackMaster7 years ago
If that religion believes heaven has gummy worms peppermint and my little brothers there then fuck yeah

hippovenom9 years ago
Do I get to choose which religion? If not i would still press it because then there would be a heaven for definite, so... I'm not gonna be Selfish. Others want heaven you know.

Blink182sum41storysofar528 years ago
All u fuckers saying I'm an atheist that doesn't mean shit read u dumb fucks

dankmemes1018 years ago
Why are you telling people to read when you can't even type full words?

CynchNeko10 years ago
I'm an atheist, so...

ThiccBootyHoe6667 years ago
So I will bang some virgins. Nice.

iceyfoxlove9 years ago
like greeks under world has a place for good people so yah

oldnotweak10 years ago
7 foot 2 inch persian waiting for me? no thanks

TheMeg4 years ago
I'm an atheist so mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmhm.

Adre Adri9 years ago
So i will meet thorr lol

Owlmaster3609 years ago
Do that then go to Alfheim and meet Kirito, Leafa, Asuna, Slica and Sinon

Ryan Tyler12 years ago
Still Heaven, no?

Vitastrump9 years ago
#reincarnation baby here i come

teseract4510 years ago
Every heaven is good in whatevrr religion

Spots245 years ago
i hope it is satanisim

LoopholeHacker9 years ago
How about I create my own religion?

daniilz168 years ago
Opposite of dying as an Atheist? Lol

warriorslover3510 years ago
why would you not want to go to god's heaven dude you guys stoopid ( lol that a meme if you didn't know ) O 3 O

NaomiHasunuma7 years ago
So what will happen to a socialist

UselessProtagonist9 years ago
I don't believe in that stuff.

Andyman30110 years ago
Then I guess I get my 72 virgins???

Wild_Beast_Son_of_Athena26 days ago
Fuck yeah, elisium here I come!

(())9 years ago
LOL this was funny

Aidan Bryan12 years ago
I'm an Atheist, so getting to go to any Heaven sounds pretty fucking good to me! :D

singlelight8 years ago
I have my religion and it"s not considered a real religion and in my religion there isn't even a heaven or hell.
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