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You can never die
but
At random times throughout the day you will be in severe pain and yell random words and phrases uncontrollably.
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okigarcia200510 years ago
MY APPLES ARE FLYING INSIDE A UFO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ButtholeBarney9 years ago
So... Tourettes?

SE617last year
Pretty much
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LordOfTheLinds8 years ago
Y O U A R E A P I R A T E Oh shit it happened again

jkmc12059 years ago
ARGH MA CAR BUTT LEGS CHEESE MODE SOCKS WORK MARE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Hugh Jass Mechanic9 years ago
I AM UNSTOPAB---MUSTARD!!! the tuna fish never leaves the trench, ALCAPONE!!!!

BADWOLF1010 years ago
I already do the downside all the PINEAPPLES DID 9/11 excuse me where was I.

Shawn Justice12 years ago
Shit I do that anyway.

FlamingGuitarWizard76468 years ago
Same except for the pain
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Animus_RainWing_NightWing_Hybrid7 years ago
I think that go- FLYING RAT UNICORN BURRITO FLYING FUCK ATE ME AND UNICORN AND FUUUUCK

XxDoctorDonnaxX7 years ago
I have chronic arthritis so checkmate, communist!

KenJen64207 years ago
Comes with the computer nerd territory anyways so no downside

Tadomitaari8 years ago
No problem. I go with my polémon fennekin and my bedt friend who has a pokémon too on an adventure. Fuck the shitty internet

Tadomitaari8 years ago
Best* pokémon*

Ryan Wright12 years ago
So when the world ends there would just be a bunch of people who pressed the button, floating in space and yelling random words? Can't wait to see you all there!

News-Cat4 years ago
Cat meow I am cat apple pears are pooping in space food cake loop no yes cats rule eye bay
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I'm not hating, I'm just communicating the truth12 years ago
Those are two punishments.

magicfishcloudchicken789 years ago
I fell the same

Alex Bartee12 years ago
ARGGGGGGGGGEHHEHHH PIES CAKE CARS ARHHHHHHHGGGGGG ok im fine now

TheMrBats8 years ago
I don't want immortality anyways so

Knightmare Slayer9 years ago
IZ WORTH IT

Head7 years ago
I always do that apart from getting pain

creatingHavoc41310 years ago
That's a loose loose.

coastaldeserter9 years ago
Upside?

AssFace10 years ago
I already have this I don't need this twice.

ShadowMarco8 years ago
SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO hilarious

BeretBeats8 years ago
Sounds like Brandon Sanderson"s Elantris.

Josh Brown12 years ago
sounds like an average day in my life

AlyceMae 9 years ago
I yell random non-existant phrases all day

lewis04283 years ago
no upside

VortexM4ster9 years ago
Upside?

Jeffguy9 years ago
I will shout FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

AsuraShun5 years ago
*screams of pain* TITTY FUCKING WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP!

justafanvergent9 years ago
i hope i can travel with the doctor forever

Thekitkatking8 years ago
So tourettes?

ShinyLetsPlayer9 years ago
My terets already make this happen. Immortality! Wooooooooooooooo!

AF7 years ago
I instantly thought about Harry Potter and the half blood prince, when Dumbledore drank the potion inside the cave, was in severe pain and was having illusions, yelling "It"s all my fault! I didn't want to! I'm sorry!".

zweemanpowers10 years ago
i see no down side

NerdOfSnowdin8 years ago
XD normally i dont want to be invinsible, but occasionally shouting weird stuff would make infinity life worth it XD

Archeaic7 years ago
Im not seeing the upside. Being immortal will make you see all your friends die and become lonely.

1r511 years ago
Triangulum, entangulum. Veneforis dominus ventium. Veneforis venetisarium! *summons bill cipher*

EngineMusic9 years ago
deadpool in a nutshell...

patrikcath9 years ago
I can't see the upside, but anyways

Cloudchaser9 years ago
When it's my time, I will get a body that'll never die and I won't be experiencing random pain or outbursts and hopefully have the body I'd like to have

NZsaltz4 years ago
This has two downsides and no upside.

Izza9 years ago
Pfffft... i do that anyway😂

MylesEdward8 years ago
what if you dont feel pain for cutting yourself too much :)

Owen Berhow12 years ago
I don't see the upside.

Look4thestars7 years ago
What is the upside?

SSJ3Adean10 years ago
Immortality = Bad

29yellow8 years ago
That"s called torrents

Teh_Templer8 years ago
Imortality"s overrated tbh

Doctor_Phan9 years ago
I already do that

NickJr10110 years ago
I rather die with my loved ones.

Dannybionic3 years ago
Gordon Ramsay anyone?
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