You have a super high metabolism and can eat pretty much anything you want without gaining weight
but
As a result of that metabolism, you suffer numerous physical problems that eventually cut your lifespan short
I will not

phycoticlegend 10 years ago
OR, you can have self control

Piotr 9 years ago
That"s a character strength!
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Bribri3 9 years ago
I have a fast metabolism any way

yummykaka 6 years ago
Me tooo I’m always hungry and I don’t get fat
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Swshine321 9 years ago
This is me without downside :)

Manbro57 10 years ago
I already have that basically at least for a few more years (thank you 13-14 year old metabolism) haha suck be all you adults sorry that was disrespectful I sincerely apologize but seriously yay metabolismy

Yeetaleet5634 4 years ago
There"s a little thing called...punctuation.
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AACBD 5 years ago
Time to eat some radioactive potatoes!

YellowDoggy 8 years ago
"cut your lifespan short " *throws myself at button

sohehsowkrdorjhweodndowjdidonsgs last year
7年前?老哥还活着吗
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Lepraxhaun05 6 years ago
Never said how short It could be years, months, weeks, days, hours, minutes, or seconds 🤷🤷

Ramdog 8 years ago
Couldn’t you just get those physical problems fixed?

Lataku 9 years ago
Nothing will change for me. Beside the upside

mr.whatface 10 years ago
You three smug fucks there like "oh my metabolism is already so high hummmm" well fuck you, I do multitudes of exercise and barely eat jack shit and still weigh triple the weight of the average person of my age. Fuck you three.

Fedxftw 9 years ago
Actually, studies suggest you"re fat because you"re fat not genetics so shut the fuck up. I am thin n shit and my sister is fat and she constantly complains about eating healthier but the thing is, she doesn't eat much bread or sugar in meals but afterward... [Show full comment]
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Super-sans 8 years ago
I have that problem anyway that would just cut my whieg

Darian18 2 years ago
I already can eat anything without gaining weight so all the button will do is shorten my life

jacobpelletier 10 years ago
This is me in a nutshell m8

WolfToGame 10 years ago
This will do nothing but give me the negatives because my metabolism is already super high.

Kayk 6 years ago
I see no downside

ImAFemboy 6 months ago
I have an insane metabolism anyways

SHADEx1 5 years ago
I have a fast metabolism

Qazwsx123 10 years ago
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JasonHoaglandJr 9 years ago
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SussyBoi842 8 years ago
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay, I can die doing what I love, eating

Schwrzfahren 2 years ago
weight is not importent.Happy first! I hope I live as long as I can,then I can get more happiness by delite

Maxxchamp19 8 years ago
Yo thats me all ready

AbbyBrothwell 9 years ago
I am very thin like a bitch when she just had puppies. (A bitch means female dog, I just like to shorten shit)

Memeber 10 years ago
which can mean 1 day

Yeetaleet5634 4 years ago
I already have a fast metabolism.

Smitty_18 9 years ago
........... rip

FHUO 2 years ago
我现在就是吃什么东西都不会胖,所以没有摁的理由

TheNerdLord 6 years ago
I already have a fast metablosism.

kjhovey 10 years ago
I'm really thin, and I actually want to gain weight, so I'm going to go with No.

JasonHoaglandJr 9 years ago
Me too
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xXNebulaKittyXx 9 years ago
Already there

Yeboi 10 years ago
So basically stay as I am now.

Emil-Åberg 4 years ago
You just get metabolism? Sounds like that guy Demeter cursed for cutting down a big tree.

Musiclover16 7 years ago
So basically my life now

XBuilder_BoyX 10 years ago
I already have a super metabolism. I mean i could eat so many double quarter ponders form mc.donalds in one day and i wouldnt get fat.

Lzke 9 years ago
OR already be able to eat tons of pizza without getting fat

WheresTheUpside last year
So what's the point of being able to eat things that would kill me normally?

Jxn_88 10 years ago
I already have a high metabolism lol

thememescout 10 years ago
I already have high metabolism

BroTGM 8 years ago
Become invincible, #dosentexsitsoyoulldieashortlifelolololol

JoelWatts 9 years ago
I already have, a ridiculously high metabolism. Plus, I don't have health problems.

Anotherlunalovegood 10 years ago
Eh I already have a good metabolism

slenderman06 3 years ago
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RainBro 10 years ago
I all ready have a ridiculously fast metabolism. So this scenario is irrelevant as far as I'm concerned.

LiciaNguyen 9 years ago
I hate my life anyway.

AceoftheDragoons 9 years ago
I already have the upside to this, I don't need the downside.

BoingyBoingerton last year
Self control ftw, not pressing

Amazingcat30 5 years ago
I WANT TO FUCKING EAT AN ELEPHANT WHILE I CAN

Knucklesfan 10 years ago
Not worth it, I"d rather be fat and old.

FlapperGirl 9 years ago
Two words: SELF CONTROL

Pleshy 9 years ago
4 words: Stealing comments is bad

LREchoise 7 years ago
I don't gain weight anyways
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