Will You Press The Button?

235x0 2 years ago

They are only terrorists if you they don't win.

GreedyPanda5616 last year

that is already my life

Irish_Slenderman last year

Ah, ye best be findin’ me eight cursed pages scattered through the shadows afore I come callin’ meself, so keep yer wits sharp and yer feet light, or else!

Yuvc 6 years ago

So i become like naruto but without a power

Kelvingtsfan 5 years ago

True

Lonely Pizza 11 years ago

If people will hate me then it means that there is no peace because hatred is a negative thing.

Oldnotweak...again 2 years ago

world peace doesn't mean complete lack of negatives. it just means no wars

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Saiyanwolf 11 years ago

as long as I have video games I don't care

CodyThompson 8 years ago

yeah but people won't sell you the video games if they hate you

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SeabassJames 10 years ago

They hate me, forget I exist, then I come back and introduce myself as if for the first time.

Charliethecadet 10 years ago

What wonderful logic.

random_russian_guy 8 years ago

If they forget who I am, I can get back into society

Mars1617 9 years ago

The only problem would be going to a store, thank god for Amazon!

Khaled Kail Dagrh 13 years ago

its Because I am the hero this world deserves, but not the one it needs

ForgottenFirefly 5 years ago

true. also they forget about you so how would they hate you...

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DaphneTheGirl 9 years ago

I cant live like that

MoonlightEcho11 9 years ago

But people won't hate me and forget I exist because there would be world peace and it would be a utopia, so everyone would like each other and never ignore each other. But then again... I don't want a world like that, there"s several people I don't even want to like

Joseph Rhoney 13 years ago

Sounds like the beginnings to a career as a super villain.

beetroot 10 years ago

They love me really.

abcx 10 years ago

How can people not press the button? I'll probably never understand why people are that selfish.

ThatGuy1337 10 years ago

This sounds great, but why would they hate me if it is a PERFECT UTOPIA??!?!?

NoodleSoup 10 years ago

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Doctorthey7th 10 years ago

Doesn't this become a spam comment then

GladerKitten46 10 years ago

They cannot forget I exist, how will they hate me then??

RadioChick 9 years ago

Ikr

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Kelvingtsfan 5 years ago

Pasting

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blackpanther 11 years ago

it is better to be feared, so i'll just kill every terrorist my self.

Gabriel Alvarez 13 years ago

If its a utopia, then why would people hate you? A utopia is a perfect place with no hatred and such.

StockImageOfAButton 5 years ago

well then it wont be world peace then

WBGrock 11 years ago

i will be the pariah the world needs.

Cylinder_tophat 9 years ago

Assuming war exists because terrorism and not at because of human nature

johny563 11 years ago

greater good...

YumenoLazarous 10 years ago

I shall work in the darkness to serve the light

Fernando Manzanero Castillo 13 years ago

I will fuckinÂ´do it darling

Panifex 9 years ago

These statements contradict each other. Perfect utopia but I am hated and exiled? I pressed the button, but this logically can't happen

oldnotweak 12 years ago

i was ok with the first half of the upside but the second part sucked and i didnt give a shit about the downside

FoxyFromOnePiece 5 months ago

Anyone who joins my crew is already in a perfect utopia! If I press this button, I'll be taking that utopia away from them, so I can't press it!! For the sake of my crew, of course. Fuehfehfehfehfeh!!!

harry_prabhu 6 years ago

Proof by contradiction, this is a contradiction. I do further maths.

Agent 101 11 years ago

well, they end up forgetting they hate me, sooooooo

Poofnugget 3 years ago

Why would they hate me if it's peaceful utopia? That doesn't make any sense.

xravengamingx 10 years ago

idc if no one knows me anymore i can finally have peace and quiet from the bum bum world

Undecisive 7 years ago

I can become yoda

nioninja 11 years ago

myself or the happiness of humanity congrats if you didn't click the button you doomed humanity to prolonged suffering and death cause you're a selfish dick

Alwy 9 years ago

Boring

Becca4567 12 years ago

Downside??

Lordmonocron 8 years ago

ummm am i the only one that watched the giver? spoiler alert utopias can ruin life

XxravenxX 11 years ago

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Echothekirby953 10 years ago

Worth it

Kyle St Pierre 13 years ago

if they don't know i exist how could they hate me and i would probably kill myself when it's all over.

PandaPlusPlus 5 years ago

For the greater good. AND I"ve always wanted to be like that one kid in Hatchet! Win-win! (And if it was a utopia, they couldn't kick you out, so this is slightly flawed logic.)