Will You Press The Button?

Arthur_Sarue9 years ago

Create a f*ck, so it can be given to the people who think being autistic is a bad thing.

Patrick Turner12 years ago

look i created the cure for autism

Used_2013_toyota_camry_RWD9 months ago

loophole hell yeah

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Mystical7 years ago

I'm. I'm already autistic. I love it too, there"s something known as the higher fuctioning end of the autism spectrum and it gives people super smarts (i.e. Albert Einstein) except your social skills are not naturally developed. So heck yeah, I"d love a bit more of that! My autism is a blessing!

Ermine2 months ago

I think you're thinking about Asperger's Syndrome. As someone who has it, having Asperger's is also a curse on top of the blessing you think it is.

Prism8 years ago

People on the internet can be such insensitive pricks. Seriously guys, get a life.

Heyunicornhey9 years ago

What is sooo bad about being autistic???

Obscurial8 years ago

What the heck of downside is that, autism is not some kind of horrible illness.

pressmedont1239 years ago

I find this insulting seeing as I have high functioning autism alreadyðŸ˜¡

AlternativeDisaster8 years ago

Jokes on you, autistic people are cool.

W1l629 years ago

I'm already autistic and why do people think it's bad?

dankmemes1018 years ago

I will create a new planet in which all humans will haVE SOME FUCKING RESPECT FOR OTHERS -_-

NotTheProtagonist3 years ago

@Gengu The needs of many outweigh the needs of one. I am glad that @dankmemes101 is willing to sacrifice themselves to make the world a better place. As for me? Nope, I do not want my sensory issues to get worse, thank you very much.

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GalacticGaming8 years ago

You cannot cure autism as it is in your brain, also i find this quite insulting because my brother has autism.

Glockachu5 years ago

*Autistic Genius intensifies*

Spooder-Mu7 years ago

Uhm... I'm already autistic.

SaioumaKokichi3 years ago

Same

Furriest Of Gamers9 years ago

theres an ad for autism on here...

evilman9879 years ago

It's called word tracking google

jackrhodes2008 years ago

Well autism is literally the next step in human evolution. Its basically just getting smarter

NotTheProtagonist3 years ago

Eh, I would define it as accelerated brain growth and extra connections between neurons. Getting smarter, though? That’s debatable.

the117doctor8 years ago

Guess who has autism...this guy. Guess who got homecoming prince! This guy! Guess who will be happy doing delivery and video games!? THIS GUY!

NotTheProtagonist3 years ago

Guess whose symptoms got worse! Not this guy, that guy!

Cheryl Hopper12 years ago

What's wrong with being autistic? I don't see any downside to this. Screw whoever came up with this, treating autism like it's a negative. FUCK YOU!

Radioactive_Foxy4 years ago

Arg Autism is nothing to joke about I have two friends who are autistic!!!

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TungstenDioxide7 years ago

I wouldn't want the ability to create any item in the first place.

Kieran Lawrence12 years ago

I'm already autistic, so there's no problem for me :)

SinonMercer7 years ago

Yeah, but you get MORE autistic. That"s a problem.

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Lemmykoopa7559 years ago

Create a cure for autism

leahlivesforgaming9 years ago

HAVE I NOT CLEARY STAEDED I LIKE MY BODY AND I HAVE EVERY ITEM I WANT ...... I know I had caps on

Brooksf169 years ago

You had caps on. :P

Eddie Zielinski12 years ago

Why would you NOT press the button? You gain the OPTION to do this. I just wouldn't use it unless it was something of dire importance. (And also, just make a cure for Autism.)

Immortal-millionaire-being-chased-by-immortal-snail3 years ago

with the button you can cure autism

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Kenny Fishman12 years ago

already have aspergers not a problem

Spooder-Mu7 years ago

To that one person saying they have aspergers and not autism... that"s a lie. Aspergers is a form of autism. The highest functioning actually. Beacause I have aspergers, anxiety, AD/HD, epilepsy, OCD, and I'm bipolar.

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Sgt-Mc-Flappy-Nut7 years ago

I could create a gun that can spawn anything you type in on a keypad on the side

vivajohn196810 years ago

Not sure autism is something you can cure

AvengersCrAzY8 years ago

I created money and a cure for autism. also a cure for the common cold, cancer, ebola. I created a spell which granted world peace. I stopped pollution and saved the earth. IN YO FACE!

Japanster2 years ago

Report this

Graduv549 years ago

Nah. That deal sucks

SpeedFetus9 years ago

Pretty sure that's an all or nothing situation

lol3314 years ago

infinity^infinity% autistic

robeagle9 years ago

*Cough* I have Autism... + Create Expertised ways to Cope with all sorts of Autism, + Create A Universal cure for all medical & physical problems, Mental problems , experitised ways tod eal with those- Case Closed.

NeroAngeloM7 years ago

I have met autist and there all pieces of s*** so no thank you

Mystical7 years ago

I'm the same as Spooder, except they formally removed the diagnoses of Aspergers before I was technically diagnosed so I'm just a higher functioning August. However, the reason some of us seem like jerks is that we don't naturally develop social skills. I ...[Show full comment]

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AFourTunePotato5 years ago

Wow I just created the machine that can create anything and also has no value machine!

Sachtika9 years ago

Steven hawking have pressed this button 4 sure m8.

Zarokri7 years ago

I create a machine that creates new other items and sell it to my brother for $1 then it wouldnt have a high value. Then iI just tell him when i want items

brynda1231 q9 years ago

The more autistic WHAT?

ChubbyWaffle229 years ago

Just get a un autistic machine.

SAKO4444GODZ8 years ago

create a Justin Bieber CD it has negative value

oldnotweak9 years ago

it doesnt say out of nothing.

Eefmeefgeef6 years ago

Lucky for me, I'm immune to autism

mtheman8 years ago

cure to everything here i come

TeamAwesomeness3 years ago

No downside

KurimuzonTora9 years ago

Next up is a Bunny

Creeperkiller20007 years ago

Well my first creation would be the cure for autism then

notmi10 years ago

I creat a cure for autism....

Jaiwolph4 years ago

I'm not diagnosed with Autism (i have symptoms but not diagnosed) but omfg this is offensive to even non autistics. Wtaf

Ruby \\&quot;The Weaponizer\\&quot; Rose9 years ago

I'll create a cure for it! Problem solved!

Boopdeshoop7 years ago

THIS IS ANOTHER EXAMPLE OF DISCRIMINATION OF THOSE WHO ARE DISABLED

Mystical7 years ago

As someone with autism, i can say that not all of us are disabled. There is a higher functioning end of the spectrum. And tbh the rest of us dont really care that much.

dumbwhiteguy011 years ago

You don't have to use it,you can create an autism cure, and use the ability in emergencies.

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