Will You Press The Button?

Arthur_Sarue9 years ago

Create a f*ck, so it can be given to the people who think being autistic is a bad thing.

Patrick Turner12 years ago

look i created the cure for autism

Used_2013_toyota_camry_RWD11 months ago

loophole hell yeah

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Mystical7 years ago

I'm. I'm already autistic. I love it too, there"s something known as the higher fuctioning end of the autism spectrum and it gives people super smarts (i.e. Albert Einstein) except your social skills are not naturally developed. So heck yeah, I"d love a bit more of that! My autism is a blessing!

Arachne92837384 months ago

I think you're thinking about Asperger's Syndrome. As someone who has it, having Asperger's is also a curse on top of the blessing you think it is.

Heyunicornhey9 years ago

What is sooo bad about being autistic???

Prism8 years ago

People on the internet can be such insensitive pricks. Seriously guys, get a life.

Obscurial8 years ago

What the heck of downside is that, autism is not some kind of horrible illness.

pressmedont1239 years ago

I find this insulting seeing as I have high functioning autism alreadyðŸ˜¡

AlternativeDisaster8 years ago

Jokes on you, autistic people are cool.

W1l6210 years ago

I'm already autistic and why do people think it's bad?

dankmemes1018 years ago

I will create a new planet in which all humans will haVE SOME FUCKING RESPECT FOR OTHERS -_-

NotTheProtagonist3 years ago

@Gengu The needs of many outweigh the needs of one. I am glad that @dankmemes101 is willing to sacrifice themselves to make the world a better place. As for me? Nope, I do not want my sensory issues to get worse, thank you very much.

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GalacticGaming8 years ago

You cannot cure autism as it is in your brain, also i find this quite insulting because my brother has autism.

Glockachu5 years ago

*Autistic Genius intensifies*

Spooder-Mu7 years ago

Uhm... I'm already autistic.

SaioumaKokichi3 years ago

Same

Furriest Of Gamers10 years ago

theres an ad for autism on here...

evilman9879 years ago

It's called word tracking google

jackrhodes2008 years ago

Well autism is literally the next step in human evolution. Its basically just getting smarter

NotTheProtagonist3 years ago

Eh, I would define it as accelerated brain growth and extra connections between neurons. Getting smarter, though? That’s debatable.

the117doctor8 years ago

Guess who has autism...this guy. Guess who got homecoming prince! This guy! Guess who will be happy doing delivery and video games!? THIS GUY!

NotTheProtagonist3 years ago

Guess whose symptoms got worse! Not this guy, that guy!

Cheryl Hopper12 years ago

What's wrong with being autistic? I don't see any downside to this. Screw whoever came up with this, treating autism like it's a negative. FUCK YOU!

Radioactive_Foxy4 years ago

Arg Autism is nothing to joke about I have two friends who are autistic!!!

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TungstenDioxide8 years ago

I wouldn't want the ability to create any item in the first place.

Kieran Lawrence12 years ago

I'm already autistic, so there's no problem for me :)

SinonMercer7 years ago

Yeah, but you get MORE autistic. That"s a problem.

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Lemmykoopa75510 years ago

Create a cure for autism

leahlivesforgaming10 years ago

HAVE I NOT CLEARY STAEDED I LIKE MY BODY AND I HAVE EVERY ITEM I WANT ...... I know I had caps on

Brooksf1610 years ago

You had caps on. :P

Eddie Zielinski12 years ago

Why would you NOT press the button? You gain the OPTION to do this. I just wouldn't use it unless it was something of dire importance. (And also, just make a cure for Autism.)

Immortal-millionaire-being-chased-by-immortal-snail4 years ago

with the button you can cure autism

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Kenny Fishman12 years ago

already have aspergers not a problem

Spooder-Mu7 years ago

To that one person saying they have aspergers and not autism... that"s a lie. Aspergers is a form of autism. The highest functioning actually. Beacause I have aspergers, anxiety, AD/HD, epilepsy, OCD, and I'm bipolar.

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IlSoupylI25 days ago

autism powered laser

Edible_Grass777 9 years ago

guys just create low value things

Teekenny7 years ago

How exactly do you "become more autistic"

Spooder-Mu7 years ago

PEOPLE! There is no cure for autism. Though, you can use medication to help it.

Creeperkiller20007 years ago

Then create a cure for autism. There is currently no flying cars but that doesn't mean there won't be in the future

kvk4life10 years ago

Autism isn't that bad right?

Roastingbitchessince19989 years ago

Create a cure for autism

TeamAwesomeness4 years ago

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KillerCubePlays9 years ago

I'm offended that this dipshit even exists.

XXXSECETEMOXXX 9 years ago

I can create a cure for autism!

Brooksf1610 years ago

Couldn't you just create the cure for autism and then use the power as much as you want to solve world problems?

GunnerKimberlin8 years ago

Slightly more means u already have it

Meepmoop26 years ago

I make a thing to make me less autistic

MonsterOfMen10 years ago

Patrick turner genius

dankmemes1018 years ago

This is a sad, sad autobiography from my dear friend, User @ Drtdyctgfhfgrgsgfrgg. He is an asshole, so I'm putting his pathetic comment all over this website as revenge. He hates people with autism and he hates asexuals. If you agree he should be punished...[Show full comment]

Mystical7 years ago

Whoa whoa whoa. Why should he be punished for a misunderstanding? I have Autism and have definitely seen this happen before. Aspergers is the type of autism that is higher functioning. And those other children should have been told to not hit. Just because...[Show full comment]

patetohunter9 years ago

I created the cure for autism. Done

Suparedfox3 years ago

Me, who"s already autistic: This changes nothing.

Chara2089 years ago

I just made cure for autism.

EmilStvring7 years ago

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Donderpants10 years ago

Autism isn't all that bad. Besides. I could just create a cure for autism and make a tonne of money, as well as completely eliminating the downside.

danolanx4344 years ago

I already have Autism.

Gav2937 years ago

I already am autistic, so it doesn't affect me!

Creeperkiller20007 years ago

It makes you more autistic

asdguy0011 years ago

No downside.

The Zesty Fork 699 years ago

I already have a 60% chance of being cured of it anyways.

ThatKidWithACamera8 years ago

Joke"s on you, I'm already autistic

Roaryboy9 years ago

I don't understand what people have against autism, it's just something in your brain that makes it function differently, there's no cure for it nor is it truly a bad thing.

cavetownfanuwu5 years ago

I'm already autistic tho

terrarian10 years ago

and then a new PS4! out of thin air and free! that'd be fucking awseome!

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