Will You Press The Button?

Arthur_Sarue9 years ago

Create a f*ck, so it can be given to the people who think being autistic is a bad thing.

Patrick Turner12 years ago

look i created the cure for autism

Used_2013_toyota_camry_RWD10 months ago

loophole hell yeah

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Mystical7 years ago

I'm. I'm already autistic. I love it too, there"s something known as the higher fuctioning end of the autism spectrum and it gives people super smarts (i.e. Albert Einstein) except your social skills are not naturally developed. So heck yeah, I"d love a bit more of that! My autism is a blessing!

ArachneCrane3 months ago

I think you're thinking about Asperger's Syndrome. As someone who has it, having Asperger's is also a curse on top of the blessing you think it is.

Heyunicornhey9 years ago

What is sooo bad about being autistic???

Prism8 years ago

People on the internet can be such insensitive pricks. Seriously guys, get a life.

Obscurial8 years ago

What the heck of downside is that, autism is not some kind of horrible illness.

pressmedont1239 years ago

I find this insulting seeing as I have high functioning autism alreadyðŸ˜¡

AlternativeDisaster8 years ago

Jokes on you, autistic people are cool.

W1l6210 years ago

I'm already autistic and why do people think it's bad?

dankmemes1018 years ago

I will create a new planet in which all humans will haVE SOME FUCKING RESPECT FOR OTHERS -_-

NotTheProtagonist3 years ago

@Gengu The needs of many outweigh the needs of one. I am glad that @dankmemes101 is willing to sacrifice themselves to make the world a better place. As for me? Nope, I do not want my sensory issues to get worse, thank you very much.

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GalacticGaming8 years ago

You cannot cure autism as it is in your brain, also i find this quite insulting because my brother has autism.

Glockachu5 years ago

*Autistic Genius intensifies*

Spooder-Mu7 years ago

Uhm... I'm already autistic.

SaioumaKokichi3 years ago

Same

Furriest Of Gamers9 years ago

theres an ad for autism on here...

evilman9879 years ago

It's called word tracking google

jackrhodes2008 years ago

Well autism is literally the next step in human evolution. Its basically just getting smarter

NotTheProtagonist3 years ago

Eh, I would define it as accelerated brain growth and extra connections between neurons. Getting smarter, though? That’s debatable.

the117doctor8 years ago

Guess who has autism...this guy. Guess who got homecoming prince! This guy! Guess who will be happy doing delivery and video games!? THIS GUY!

NotTheProtagonist3 years ago

Guess whose symptoms got worse! Not this guy, that guy!

Cheryl Hopper12 years ago

What's wrong with being autistic? I don't see any downside to this. Screw whoever came up with this, treating autism like it's a negative. FUCK YOU!

Radioactive_Foxy4 years ago

Arg Autism is nothing to joke about I have two friends who are autistic!!!

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TungstenDioxide7 years ago

I wouldn't want the ability to create any item in the first place.

Kieran Lawrence12 years ago

I'm already autistic, so there's no problem for me :)

SinonMercer7 years ago

Yeah, but you get MORE autistic. That"s a problem.

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Lemmykoopa7559 years ago

Create a cure for autism

leahlivesforgaming9 years ago

HAVE I NOT CLEARY STAEDED I LIKE MY BODY AND I HAVE EVERY ITEM I WANT ...... I know I had caps on

Brooksf169 years ago

You had caps on. :P

Eddie Zielinski12 years ago

Why would you NOT press the button? You gain the OPTION to do this. I just wouldn't use it unless it was something of dire importance. (And also, just make a cure for Autism.)

Immortal-millionaire-being-chased-by-immortal-snail4 years ago

with the button you can cure autism

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Kenny Fishman12 years ago

already have aspergers not a problem

Spooder-Mu7 years ago

To that one person saying they have aspergers and not autism... that"s a lie. Aspergers is a form of autism. The highest functioning actually. Beacause I have aspergers, anxiety, AD/HD, epilepsy, OCD, and I'm bipolar.

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Markiplier7778 years ago

Just create a cure for autism

Toodles9 years ago

What if I create something that doesn't exist, it would have no price, so no autism for me

Ligma1117 years ago

I dont have to create anything This IS just for Extreme cases where i really need something

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dolphinlover6099 years ago

you 2 r dicks (-_-)

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unknown_user3513 years ago

probably won't use it but would be nice to have in emergencies

dolphinlover6099 years ago

hmmmm... i can't seem to find the REPORT button on this website... strange (-_-)

TricksterKit10 years ago

Meh, cure autism. Profit. ???

Samspore8 years ago

Does nobody understand this? It says you will keep getting more autistic every time you create something, so eventually you will become a vegetable. It doesn't say you will get autism and then nothing else will happen.

Zuzanna11 years ago

Uhh, I don't know what autistic means...

dolphinlover6099 years ago

you could look it up you know. you are on the internet (._.)

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Kking Sombra9 years ago

Does this include ponies? If so, OF COURSE!

Sir_Suffer4 years ago

Just make an anti autism ray. Problem solved. Also I have the infinity gauntlet 2.0 now

Rofl479 years ago

Oh wow.... that's the least offensive thing i've ever heard. Kappa

javismommy319 years ago

Idk what to d

abanana6 years ago

I created a vaccine

VelocityRaptor289 years ago

create an immunity cure to autism first then enjoy

Sgt-Mc-Flappy-Nut7 years ago

I could create a gun that can spawn anything you type in on a keypad on the side

vivajohn196810 years ago

Not sure autism is something you can cure

AvengersCrAzY8 years ago

I created money and a cure for autism. also a cure for the common cold, cancer, ebola. I created a spell which granted world peace. I stopped pollution and saved the earth. IN YO FACE!

Japanster2 years ago

Report this

Graduv549 years ago

Nah. That deal sucks

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SpeedFetus9 years ago

Pretty sure that's an all or nothing situation

lol3314 years ago

infinity^infinity% autistic

robeagle9 years ago

*Cough* I have Autism... + Create Expertised ways to Cope with all sorts of Autism, + Create A Universal cure for all medical & physical problems, Mental problems , experitised ways tod eal with those- Case Closed.

NeroAngeloM7 years ago

I have met autist and there all pieces of s*** so no thank you

Mystical7 years ago

I'm the same as Spooder, except they formally removed the diagnoses of Aspergers before I was technically diagnosed so I'm just a higher functioning August. However, the reason some of us seem like jerks is that we don't naturally develop social skills. I ...[Show full comment]

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brynda1231 q9 years ago

The more autistic WHAT?

AFourTunePotato5 years ago

Wow I just created the machine that can create anything and also has no value machine!

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