Your loved ones can never die or get hurt
but
You can't talk to them or touch them
I will not

KuriGohan_and_Kamehameha 9 months ago
I'm not going to curse people I love with immortality without that consent. That's already a downside.

kewlabrine 9 months ago
peak statement

Akwa 11 years ago
Welcome to the comment section! 60% of this area is full of people talking about the fact that this is question 69. 20% of this area is full of people saying they don't have any loved ones. 10% of this area is full of people explaining to people who didn't... [Show full comment]

ProtaFox 10 months ago
I know this is from 10 years ago but you have no idea how relieved I am to see someone complaining about all the 5 year olds here who isn't just another 5 year old
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Brian Nguyen 13 years ago
Am I the only one who typed 69 into the URL to see what happens

Scripthon 3 years ago
i did that, i didn't know dis but wanted to see the 1st one
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alexanderhager6969 12 years ago
lol 69

SCG-1171 3 years ago
your NAME is 69 FUCK YOU

GlutNy 9 years ago
sure

toomt 2 years ago
you can just press the button bro

Wessattacks 10 years ago
I could write down what I want to say but I still couldn't touch them

Sarah Prager 13 years ago
Doesn't that also mean I am forcing everyone I am related/get an emotional attachment to never die? Being immortal sounds completely miserable after a while...

Akwa 11 years ago
Yup. It also means that as soon as you start to like someone, you can't talk to them anymore.

LiviFabu 11 years ago
You are #69 congratz! Also, I would like my loved ones to live forever, even though I couldn't talk to them, I CAN TEXT OR USE COMPUTERS!

thesupergamer1 11 years ago
Well Ha! If you payed attention in science class you would know it is impossible to touch some one else. Our atoms push apart so technically you have never touched any one ever before. sooooooooo HAAAAA

jdjfdjnffjtj 2 years ago
God, your joke is so funny

Cory Toohey 13 years ago
Just because you can't talk to or touch them, that doesn't necessarily mean you can't interact with them.

The only way 8 years ago
@ImKyfry no it doesn't, tf? You"re the dumbass here...
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Hayley Gregor 13 years ago
being immortal would suck because every friend you've ever had would die and you'd have to go through it

Alf Kristiansen 13 years ago
i got question 69.... pressed the Dont shit... and got 69%!!!!!

Aura Odum 13 years ago
If you were to broaden the term hurt to include emotionally as well, this is a pretty darn good deal for the loved ones.

Feodor Tsabrov 13 years ago
I was hoping question 69 was special, but I guess not.

Vivian Nagy 13 years ago
this is like Elsa and Anna

Odin Hoel Dalåmomo 13 years ago
Wait.. how are they even my loved ones, if I can't communicate with them? People become your loved ones based on communication and personalities

Adam Furik 13 years ago
Am I the only one who is randomly typing numbers in the URL?

Ruggero Maricchiolo 13 years ago
aaaaand it goes the eternal struggle

dude, maybe? 11 years ago
aww what an unlucky number

DragonElements 12 years ago
What if we were sign laugh gauge

Sashiku 9 years ago
I"d do anything to keep my loved ones safe.

AwesomeForLife101 10 years ago
You can just message them right?

anime gamer 11 years ago
well the your not letting the go to heaven

WouldIPressTheButton 2 years ago
Just text them

restoboxer 12 years ago
my family doesnt really talk anyways :/

WaterBottleBoi66 7 years ago
I am the latest comment

read this comment you scrub 11 years ago
But then i cant do the number in the url with them ( Í¡° ͜ʖ Í¡°)

Foxmaster88 9 years ago
Hugh.... Its 47

memandylov 11 years ago
I'm selfish, I must have cuddles

BKFelipe2000 11 years ago
Stupid, cuz if they don't die you're going to die and you will not see them so :V why press this button

Blue_The_Spartan 3 months ago
I would like to talk to my friends that's kind of the point of having friends

mine100 10 years ago
Just text

Devan009 11 years ago
Lol 69

eatmyassyounerds 11 years ago
So they are forever trapped in immortality and forces to watch millions of people die?

Click 11 years ago
69 ( Í¡° ͜ʖ Í¡°)

abby14953 12 years ago
He'll never die and he won't get hurt but I can never tell him why or that I love him. It's a scar five I'm willing to make no matter how extreme the depression would be

Icehydra 9 years ago
There not my loved ones if I can’t talk to them or touch them. Speak for my wife she now I only love her for her body

TeamKobus2 10 years ago
There is no upside

GamerQueen 11 years ago
Too much love

22drawingking22@gmail.com 11 years ago
then my family would be extremely bored when the sun explodes along with earth and lots of other planets, it would take a long time to find anything interesting in space, and i mean long.

tydickson 11 years ago
Ty Dickson

SBJF13 2 years ago
if you love yourself then it's a win lose situation since you live forever but you can't touch yourself

restoboxer 12 years ago
my family doesnt really talk anyways :/

Hysteria 6 years ago
funny number lol

TikinTbomb 11 years ago
selfless bastards

PANDAS ARE THE BEST 11 years ago
I LOST THEM ALL SO I DONT CARE

cactuscollie 6 days ago
i mean my loved ones (talking family) are jerks, it'd be nice not to talk to them

Waddle dee 10 years ago
69. **

peetasdick 11 years ago
This will make a good movie someday.

LOLbish 11 years ago
never said anything about texting lol
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