Your loved ones can never die or get hurt
but
You can't talk to them or touch them
I will not


Akwa9 years ago
Welcome to the comment section! 60% of this area is full of people talking about the fact that this is question 69. 20% of this area is full of people saying they don't have any loved ones. 10% of this area is full of people explaining to people who didn't...[Show full comment]

Hamburger Guy8 years ago
Oh yeah, bitching and maoning
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Brian Nguyen12 years ago
Am I the only one who typed 69 into the URL to see what happens

Scripthon2 years ago
i did that, i didn't know dis but wanted to see the 1st one
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GlutNy7 years ago
sure

toomt4 months ago
you can just press the button bro

alexanderhager696911 years ago
lol 69

SCG-11712 years ago
your NAME is 69 FUCK YOU

Wessattacks8 years ago
I could write down what I want to say but I still couldn't touch them

LiviFabu9 years ago
You are #69 congratz! Also, I would like my loved ones to live forever, even though I couldn't talk to them, I CAN TEXT OR USE COMPUTERS!

thesupergamer19 years ago
Well Ha! If you payed attention in science class you would know it is impossible to touch some one else. Our atoms push apart so technically you have never touched any one ever before. sooooooooo HAAAAA

jdjfdjnffjtj11 months ago
God, your joke is so funny

Sarah Prager12 years ago
Doesn't that also mean I am forcing everyone I am related/get an emotional attachment to never die? Being immortal sounds completely miserable after a while...

Akwa9 years ago
Yup. It also means that as soon as you start to like someone, you can't talk to them anymore.

Cory Toohey12 years ago
Just because you can't talk to or touch them, that doesn't necessarily mean you can't interact with them.

The only way 7 years ago
@ImKyfry no it doesn't, tf? You"re the dumbass here...
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Hayley Gregor12 years ago
being immortal would suck because every friend you've ever had would die and you'd have to go through it

Alf Kristiansen12 years ago
i got question 69.... pressed the Dont shit... and got 69%!!!!!

Aura Odum12 years ago
If you were to broaden the term hurt to include emotionally as well, this is a pretty darn good deal for the loved ones.

Feodor Tsabrov12 years ago
I was hoping question 69 was special, but I guess not.

Odin Hoel Dalåmomo12 years ago
Wait.. how are they even my loved ones, if I can't communicate with them? People become your loved ones based on communication and personalities

Vivian Nagy12 years ago
this is like Elsa and Anna

Adam Furik12 years ago
Am I the only one who is randomly typing numbers in the URL?

Ruggero Maricchiolo12 years ago
aaaaand it goes the eternal struggle

yodammm19 years ago
Look at the address http://willyoupressthebutton.com/69/yes get it...69...i'm such a disgrace to humanity xD lol.

Kyle1110 years ago
WORTH IT

samele2111 years ago
FUCK U MOM

Fuzzbun10 years ago
After pushing the button mom and dad start to ye'll at me. What have I done

Shae8 years ago
Who ever didn't press the button is selfish

PhlyingFantom10 years ago
That's just stupid.

arachnidsGrip10 years ago
The power of electronics

SSSSAAAAAAASSSS9 years ago
mom: DO YOUR HOMEWORK! me: *encounters wild pokemon*

Mrfroggit10 years ago
they will get more pain if they never die and be here untill the well will be here when the world ends

TGLP10 years ago
Texting

Chasten1018 years ago
notes m8

ws082420089 years ago
what the hell is this damn QESTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

pleasesaynotospam10 years ago
theres no upside because you will die and they not

whenpigsfly959 years ago
bRUH i cant hug my mom thats bullshit

UselessIdiot7710 months ago
I view immortality as torture.

BiancaCedeno7 years ago
you can still text them

TBAdriel10 years ago
look at the id for this dillemma ( Í¡° ͜ʖ Í¡°)

Swan14210 years ago
But then they'll live forever and never get to see heaven...

kympossible10 years ago
Omg /:

oldnotweak9 years ago
seems cruel

Mistress Toucha9 years ago
lol 69

eatmyassyounerds10 years ago
So they are forever trapped in immortality and forces to watch millions of people die?

dude, maybe?10 years ago
aww what an unlucky number

DragonElements11 years ago
What if we were sign laugh gauge

Sashiku8 years ago
I"d do anything to keep my loved ones safe.

AwesomeForLife1019 years ago
You can just message them right?

anime gamer10 years ago
well the your not letting the go to heaven

WouldIPressTheButton10 months ago
Just text them

read this comment you scrub10 years ago
But then i cant do the number in the url with them ( Í¡° ͜ʖ Í¡°)

restoboxer11 years ago
my family doesnt really talk anyways :/

WaterBottleBoi666 years ago
I am the latest comment

Foxmaster888 years ago
Hugh.... Its 47

memandylov10 years ago
I'm selfish, I must have cuddles
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