Win the olympics, win swim competitions, spend prize money on foot surgery
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BoomBoomBruh 9 years ago
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I just don't see enough of an upside to willingly have my freaking toes welded together. Now, if it said webbed, that'd be a different story, but it doesn't, and I am not going through that just to swim quickly.
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Austinn10 years ago
Can't weld skin... I believe this dilemma means webbed toes..
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RJwriter11 years ago
How would you weld your toes together? Isn't welding for metal?
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Josh Ruth12 years ago
I'm Aquaman bitches!
Poseidonx9 years ago
The ducky hero
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David Octogonopus12 years ago
WELDED?! That means that our toes will have molten metal forcefully shot at them. Not worth it.
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Gabriel Dean Stephan12 years ago
I think having webbed feet and scales would disqualify you for the Olympics. You're too modified to count.
KillerPumpkin 9 years ago
not if your handy with a hacksaw >:)
what webbed feet? i dont see any feet at all!
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Skanda Rue12 years ago
QUACK
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SonGoku39 years ago
I like my feet
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Dowie owen9 years ago
Not for me
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HannaTheDeathDemon7 years ago
well i hate the sea so nope
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heathcliff911149 years ago
Downside? I see none.
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Tiguesa_Miku10 years ago
já tenho odio do meu pe agora imagina cheio de escamas
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Wizardmon10 years ago
sounds painful. also it would be cheating anyways
KillerPumpkin 9 years ago
nobody has to know *shhhhhhh*
oh and remember "mermaid snitches get mermaid stitches"
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Jooooooooooooooosh8 years ago
Fun fact: if you have webbed feet you are instantly disqualified from the Olympics.
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2020hund9 years ago
Hellla amazing! Fuck humanity!
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Pip66259 years ago
Mermaid!!!
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Yeeter30006 years ago
No one will care about ur feet if ur that good at swimming
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Metal69911 years ago
Not like I use my toes for anything anyway.
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KillerPumpkin 9 years ago
downside? hell if i get discriminated for my awesome scaly feet..... ill just turn around..... put on some sunglasses and say ....... "deal with it bitches" then jump into the ocean and swim away with my rude finger firmly placed out of the water ...[Show full comment]
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HMijnen7 years ago
Mark Z U C C
My good brother
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ThatCook 9 years ago
Hey guys, you aren't mermaids, you can still drown
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