You are able to swim 2x as fast as any other human, able to win any aquatic Olympic medal
but
your toes are welded together and skin on your feet becomes scaled.
I will not


oofityoofoof5 years ago
but i can't swim

Warmwave2 years ago
Swimming speed: 0 0 x 2 = 0 so you won’t swim at all
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Raato4 years ago
I wanna me a cool fish man let"s gooooo

BoredAsFrick5 years ago
it’s a win win for me dude

Correct5 years ago
This is cool af

Lamonite3 years ago
If I can do that, then yes. :-I

pablo694203 years ago
Downside?

therealandy4 years ago
could you imagine how much money you could also make selling feet pics?

thereal_lemon3 years ago
surgery?

SapphireRuby1239 years ago
I hated being human anyways so why not :P

CooledItLongAgo3 years ago
can't breathe water, and I am not that into the ocean

Inu5 years ago
I dont see any downside here

ILikeCheeseSoMuch6 years ago
Will i be able to breathe underwater tho?

EumeliaCly7 years ago
Toes would disappear in the future anyway.

Rhys Wilkinson12 years ago
SCREW HUMANS I'MA BE A MERMAID

alienROBOT7 years ago
Oh yea
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themindreader7 years ago
50% disagree? HOW I LOVE SWIMMING

Lataku7 years ago
I am gonna be a zora <3

AmberJade2158 years ago
This is a swimmers dream

The_Darkstar8 years ago
Win the olympics, win swim competitions, spend prize money on foot surgery

BoomBoomBruh 9 years ago
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papersnake2 years ago
BoomBoomBruh shut the heck up
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Warriordc1_Plays | Dakito-kun&amp;trade;9 years ago
But, I don't even care about swimming XD

Mrskyline7 years ago
Not so bad

391014099 years ago
I am a duck with scales

ShadowShaper8 years ago
QUACK QUACK MOTHERTRUCKER
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Masonando9 years ago
welded? I hope you mean fused hahah

VesHeil9 years ago
I just don't see enough of an upside to willingly have my freaking toes welded together. Now, if it said webbed, that'd be a different story, but it doesn't, and I am not going through that just to swim quickly.

Austinn10 years ago
Can't weld skin... I believe this dilemma means webbed toes..

RJwriter11 years ago
How would you weld your toes together? Isn't welding for metal?

Josh Ruth12 years ago
I'm Aquaman bitches!

Poseidonx9 years ago
The ducky hero

David Octogonopus12 years ago
WELDED?! That means that our toes will have molten metal forcefully shot at them. Not worth it.

Gabriel Dean Stephan12 years ago
I think having webbed feet and scales would disqualify you for the Olympics. You're too modified to count.

KillerPumpkin 10 years ago
not if your handy with a hacksaw >:) what webbed feet? i dont see any feet at all!

oceanwaterpug276 years ago
I don't even want to swim in a giant urine bath anyways so no upside.

Maggie11 years ago
Wouldn't fish feet disqualifie you?

Ben133459 years ago
I don't swim

jjones3189 years ago
Just wear swim shoes

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I_Dunno_My_Name7 years ago
I don't mind this. I already have crooked toes.

I_Dunno_My_Name7 years ago
*then
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Jordan Walker12 years ago
im a swimmer. the "welded" toes thing would help and who cares about your feet?

Mario Mario10 years ago
I'm black so.....idk

mrgordo9 years ago
that would be disgusting if that was real...

ShadowShaper8 years ago
Screw humans! HELLO FISHES

warewolfpower27119 years ago
SCREW THIS IM A MERMAID NOW B1TCH

coffee_cats_jesus10 years ago
Hey, I love swimming and I love shoes. I can see no downsides to this. :D

Dowie owen10 years ago
Not for me

HannaTheDeathDemon7 years ago
well i hate the sea so nope

Skanda Rue12 years ago
QUACK

SonGoku39 years ago
I like my feet

heathcliff911149 years ago
Downside? I see none.

Tiguesa_Miku10 years ago
já tenho odio do meu pe agora imagina cheio de escamas

2020hund9 years ago
Hellla amazing! Fuck humanity!

Wizardmon10 years ago
sounds painful. also it would be cheating anyways

KillerPumpkin 10 years ago
nobody has to know *shhhhhhh* oh and remember "mermaid snitches get mermaid stitches"

Jooooooooooooooosh8 years ago
Fun fact: if you have webbed feet you are instantly disqualified from the Olympics.
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