Win the olympics, win swim competitions, spend prize money on foot surgery
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BoomBoomBruh 9 years ago
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I just don't see enough of an upside to willingly have my freaking toes welded together. Now, if it said webbed, that'd be a different story, but it doesn't, and I am not going through that just to swim quickly.
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Austinn10 years ago
Can't weld skin... I believe this dilemma means webbed toes..
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RJwriter11 years ago
How would you weld your toes together? Isn't welding for metal?
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Josh Ruth12 years ago
I'm Aquaman bitches!
Poseidonx9 years ago
The ducky hero
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David Octogonopus12 years ago
WELDED?! That means that our toes will have molten metal forcefully shot at them. Not worth it.
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Gabriel Dean Stephan12 years ago
I think having webbed feet and scales would disqualify you for the Olympics. You're too modified to count.
KillerPumpkin 10 years ago
not if your handy with a hacksaw >:)
what webbed feet? i dont see any feet at all!
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oceanwaterpug276 years ago
I don't even want to swim in a giant urine bath anyways so no upside.
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Maggie11 years ago
Wouldn't fish feet disqualifie you?
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Ben133459 years ago
I don't swim
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jjones3189 years ago
Just wear swim shoes
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Darthhotcocoa10 years ago
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