Will You Press The Button?

oofityoofoof 6 years ago

but i can't swim

Warmwave 3 years ago

Swimming speed: 0 0 x 2 = 0 so you won’t swim at all

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BoredAsFrick 6 years ago

it’s a win win for me dude

Correct 6 years ago

This is cool af

Raato 5 years ago

I wanna me a cool fish man let"s gooooo

SapphireRuby123 10 years ago

I hated being human anyways so why not :P

therealandy 6 years ago

could you imagine how much money you could also make selling feet pics?

Lamonite 4 years ago

If I can do that, then yes. :-I

pablo69420 4 years ago

Downside?

thereal_lemon 4 years ago

surgery?

Inu 7 years ago

I dont see any downside here

EumeliaCly 9 years ago

Toes would disappear in the future anyway.

ILikeCheeseSoMuch 7 years ago

Will i be able to breathe underwater tho?

Rhys Wilkinson 13 years ago

SCREW HUMANS I'MA BE A MERMAID

alienROBOT 8 years ago

Oh yea

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CooledItLongAgo 5 years ago

can't breathe water, and I am not that into the ocean

themindreader 9 years ago

50% disagree? HOW I LOVE SWIMMING

Lataku 9 years ago

I am gonna be a zora <3

AmberJade215 9 years ago

This is a swimmers dream

The_Darkstar 9 years ago

Win the olympics, win swim competitions, spend prize money on foot surgery

BoomBoomBruh 10 years ago

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papersnake 4 years ago

BoomBoomBruh shut the heck up

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Warriordc1_Plays | Dakito-kun&trade; 10 years ago

But, I don't even care about swimming XD

Mrskyline 9 years ago

Not so bad

39101409 10 years ago

I am a duck with scales

ShadowShaper 10 years ago

QUACK QUACK MOTHERTRUCKER

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Masonando 10 years ago

welded? I hope you mean fused hahah

VesHeil 11 years ago

I just don't see enough of an upside to willingly have my freaking toes welded together. Now, if it said webbed, that'd be a different story, but it doesn't, and I am not going through that just to swim quickly.

Austinn 11 years ago

Can't weld skin... I believe this dilemma means webbed toes..

RJwriter 12 years ago

How would you weld your toes together? Isn't welding for metal?

Josh Ruth 13 years ago

I'm Aquaman bitches!

Poseidonx 10 years ago

The ducky hero

David Octogonopus 13 years ago

WELDED?! That means that our toes will have molten metal forcefully shot at them. Not worth it.

Gabriel Dean Stephan 13 years ago

I think having webbed feet and scales would disqualify you for the Olympics. You're too modified to count.

KillerPumpkin 11 years ago

not if your handy with a hacksaw >:) what webbed feet? i dont see any feet at all!

Catlover3384 11 years ago

I'm a mermaid! YEAH!

Never Loves, Always Happy 11 years ago

Wouldn't this be like cheating?

lildoomkitty 10 years ago

Yep. Yeah.

idiotpfp 2 years ago

if I'm gonna become a merman just say I'll become a murmade

~Wave~length~ 11 years ago

Downside? Scales are epic.

KillerPumpkin 11 years ago

scales!!! highfives other scale fanatic through screen

Yetiface 6 years ago

I can’t swim in the first place

ThisNerd 11 years ago

Yay, Imma mermaid :D *Majestic*

CharlieArmstrong 9 years ago

that is a MERMAID !!!?

L00PHo13 10 years ago

Put on fake swing

Tankbuster10133 11 years ago

Don't like water

Victoriamw 8 years ago

I have super bad feet already, I could def. Live with it

Matthew Williams 13 years ago

YEAYUH ima be frickin mermaid suckas!

LOopholersforlifewow999 9 years ago

Plastic surgery here i come as i become richer i will also pay for booty surgery thats 10000000 sir? Yes i know now take it and shoo

Cheshire shadow 11 years ago

i would.....shoes get harder but im ok.

unikitten 11 years ago

Sooooo, I would be a mermaid? ..... What a disaster....

Sixtoes00 12 years ago

Fuck yeah... Argonians if skyrim here I come!!

Rachael Wojciechowski 13 years ago

I have rls, so this just kind of freaks me out. .~.

AlarmedCanine75 10 years ago

AquaMan

DemonicAngel254 11 years ago

My cousins actually have webbed feet, but it's just one set of toes on each foot. It's not weird, 'cause you hardly even notice. But I have to admit, they do swim faster than I can.

Queen_Ziggy 11 years ago

ME AND 51% OF THE POPULATION ARE MERMAIDS!

BoingyBoingerton last year

I don't mind having weird feet. Also, this reads as me being twice as fast as ANY other human, so the fastest swimmer besides me would be the swimmer I'm twice the speed of, yes? Win.

Ray Marc 11 years ago

Just wear those swimming shoes and youll be good. And if you ever have to take ur shoes off say ur a merman and itll be epic.

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