You are able to swim 2x as fast as any other human, able to win any aquatic Olympic medal
but
your toes are welded together and skin on your feet becomes scaled.
I will not


oofityoofoof5 years ago
but i can't swim

Warmwave2 years ago
Swimming speed: 0 0 x 2 = 0 so you won’t swim at all
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Raato4 years ago
I wanna me a cool fish man let"s gooooo

BoredAsFrick5 years ago
it’s a win win for me dude

Correct5 years ago
This is cool af

Lamonite3 years ago
If I can do that, then yes. :-I

pablo694203 years ago
Downside?

therealandy4 years ago
could you imagine how much money you could also make selling feet pics?

thereal_lemon3 years ago
surgery?

SapphireRuby1238 years ago
I hated being human anyways so why not :P

CooledItLongAgo3 years ago
can't breathe water, and I am not that into the ocean

Inu5 years ago
I dont see any downside here

ILikeCheeseSoMuch5 years ago
Will i be able to breathe underwater tho?

EumeliaCly7 years ago
Toes would disappear in the future anyway.

Rhys Wilkinson12 years ago
SCREW HUMANS I'MA BE A MERMAID

alienROBOT7 years ago
Oh yea
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themindreader7 years ago
50% disagree? HOW I LOVE SWIMMING

Lataku7 years ago
I am gonna be a zora <3

AmberJade2157 years ago
This is a swimmers dream

The_Darkstar8 years ago
Win the olympics, win swim competitions, spend prize money on foot surgery

BoomBoomBruh 9 years ago
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papersnake2 years ago
BoomBoomBruh shut the heck up
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Warriordc1_Plays | Dakito-kun&amp;trade;9 years ago
But, I don't even care about swimming XD

Mrskyline7 years ago
Not so bad

391014099 years ago
I am a duck with scales

ShadowShaper8 years ago
QUACK QUACK MOTHERTRUCKER
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Masonando9 years ago
welded? I hope you mean fused hahah

VesHeil9 years ago
I just don't see enough of an upside to willingly have my freaking toes welded together. Now, if it said webbed, that'd be a different story, but it doesn't, and I am not going through that just to swim quickly.

Austinn10 years ago
Can't weld skin... I believe this dilemma means webbed toes..

RJwriter11 years ago
How would you weld your toes together? Isn't welding for metal?

Josh Ruth12 years ago
I'm Aquaman bitches!

Poseidonx9 years ago
The ducky hero

David Octogonopus12 years ago
WELDED?! That means that our toes will have molten metal forcefully shot at them. Not worth it.

Gabriel Dean Stephan12 years ago
I think having webbed feet and scales would disqualify you for the Olympics. You're too modified to count.

KillerPumpkin 9 years ago
not if your handy with a hacksaw >:) what webbed feet? i dont see any feet at all!

Skanda Rue12 years ago
QUACK

SonGoku39 years ago
I like my feet

Dowie owen9 years ago
Not for me

HannaTheDeathDemon7 years ago
well i hate the sea so nope

heathcliff911149 years ago
Downside? I see none.

Tiguesa_Miku10 years ago
já tenho odio do meu pe agora imagina cheio de escamas

Wizardmon10 years ago
sounds painful. also it would be cheating anyways

KillerPumpkin 9 years ago
nobody has to know *shhhhhhh* oh and remember "mermaid snitches get mermaid stitches"

Jooooooooooooooosh8 years ago
Fun fact: if you have webbed feet you are instantly disqualified from the Olympics.

2020hund9 years ago
Hellla amazing! Fuck humanity!

Pip66259 years ago
Mermaid!!!

Yeeter30006 years ago
No one will care about ur feet if ur that good at swimming

Metal69911 years ago
Not like I use my toes for anything anyway.

KillerPumpkin 9 years ago
downside? hell if i get discriminated for my awesome scaly feet..... ill just turn around..... put on some sunglasses and say ....... "deal with it bitches" then jump into the ocean and swim away with my rude finger firmly placed out of the water ...[Show full comment]

HMijnen7 years ago
Mark Z U C C My good brother

ThatCook 9 years ago
Hey guys, you aren't mermaids, you can still drown

varian8 years ago
. . . .did you mean your toes become "webbed"?

Chickenanddeath9 years ago
I see no downside!

TrashQueen10 years ago
Does that mean i'll be a black undyne?

BeingAwesom9 years ago
I DON'T WANT TO BE AQUAMAN!

Camboi16065 years ago
I reject my Humanity JoJo!!

oldnotweak10 years ago
win win
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