I would delete my FB and create a new one under a different name so its not "mine"
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The Howling Wolf10 years ago
One of these super powers willl be to insta-kill those who post these 'or else' things.
The Howling Wolf10 years ago
*Also,no FB account.
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QwerAsdfZxcv11 years ago
Unless your a single 40 year old this sound great.
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barcelona_the_planet12 years ago
Super power: not not get inflenced by the share things on facebook. I win
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Ormalawayo6 years ago
Then have the powers to turn Facebook back to normal, there’s nothing that says you can’t do that
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tastybacon510 years ago
superpower of having pepole not post douchy fasebuk stuwff
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Panifex9 years ago
I don't have Facebook anyway
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gedromgamer11 years ago
three words:DELETE MY ACCOUNT
HAHA BITCH
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------10 years ago
Who cares facebook is for old people
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riverclaw1511 years ago
dont have face book im good
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CPM9 years ago
I don't use FB. I win.
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Natalie11 years ago
HA I HAVE NO FACE BOOK
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123useeme10 years ago
dont have fb *slams button with face repeditavly*
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Cotems12 years ago
Share my dick
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marmitedude17 years ago
I dont have Facebook but I have Instagram which is owned by Facebook so does that count?
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qwerty2012ish9 years ago
I don't have a facebook to delete!
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Carry on my wayward bitch11 years ago
*deletes Facebook*
... Problem?
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Evbob092 years ago
1. Don't use facebook
2. Already got a super power from a previous button
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xenin1234510 years ago
i dont have fb
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Flamingsnowball8 years ago
I want the power to get rid of the side effect
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LadyChaomii11 years ago
That would be pure chaos.
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exepeo5 years ago
lol
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Oldiron_7910 years ago
I don't post those, so no downside
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MishtiDoi9 years ago
Use my powers to delete all such Facebook posts. And prevent their creation. Then reality will no longer be impacted by posts that don't exist.
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APieceofBronyMind11 years ago
I dont have an FB account, or friends!
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CoolCal_FX10 years ago
Alright guys... chill and go to google to learn the meaning behind the "47 years ago" lol
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Ruby_Slippers11 years ago
I don't do Facebook
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Matth3wN9 years ago
Don't have facebook, I see no downside.
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Jvk1166z11 years ago
I don't go on facebook anyways, and if I got one I'd just share it.
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DontPressButton10 years ago
But then, I don't have a facebook account
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Trizzyman14 12 years ago
Uses reality warping to remove Facebook from reality
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NIGHTFALL9016 years ago
Me: A 13 year old who doesn't have facebook
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99cake10 years ago
I don't use facebook.
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DontPressButton10 years ago
JOKES ON THEM!! I DON'T HAVE A FACEBOOK ACCOUNT. AAAAANNNDD, IF I HAVE ALL OF THE POWERS I WANT, THEN ONE OF THEM WOULD BE TO BE ABLE TO STOP EVERYONE POSTING SHARE THIS OR ELSE!!! HA
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Cian GeirSveinbjörn Mac Eoin13 years ago
i have all the powers!! i'll create a reality without facebook!!
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