You will have nearly endless intelligence and knowledge
but
You will never be able to feel emotions again
I will not


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Maharid 3 years ago
I will be much more proficent in doing anything, i'll accept.

castration12 3 years ago
i hate everyone here

Netsuki last year
Hate is an emotion, so your joke didn't really work.
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Awesome Ness 10 years ago
Good emotions suck!

11gscanlan 9 years ago
I'ma guess you pressed teh button
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Love Dva 10 years ago
So im yandere chan

Cattalemachine 8 years ago
I guess
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floppasyay 2 years ago
Emotions make life, life.

AssHar 10 years ago
Hah, jokes on you! I already am emotionless!

Netsuki last year
No, you are not. It only proves that you don't understand WHAT is emotion.
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VIRATKOHLI 3 years ago
i can figure our a loophole of this using my intellegence , i guess its like i can intake artificial injectors to feel emotions just like AI does

RedVexeD 10 years ago
Become a high functioning sociopath? Sure, why not. They tend to wind up in the best jobs anyways. Surgeons, Lawyers, Politicians... >_>

RedVexeD 10 years ago
... Sherlock? SHERLOCK! :D

SeñiorSmoothybuns 9 years ago
Sheldon? Is that you?

jayfeather_warriors 9 years ago
Hi
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DoctorAurora 10 years ago
Dalek?

MotokiKuN 10 years ago
Ayanami Rei.
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Thecatcovenantdude 9 years ago
where"s the downside?

Udontknowhoiam 9 years ago
So I'm Spock?

theblueh00d 5 years ago
yes.

Duyanhkute15 8 years ago
Yes.

RiderJarzen 9 years ago
With my intelligence I will create something to make me feel

DangGal204 9 years ago
having no emotions is the best thing ever

ChseiKokoro 9 years ago
*Sherlock theme starts playing in the distance as I press the button*

Ackkmann 10 years ago
Sherlock Holmes?

MoltenBolt 10 years ago
Mhmmm no more deppresoin I TAKE IT

redheaddeath 10 years ago
So I'm Sherlock Holmes now?

Ginga7 10 years ago
I can finally get over my crush

gabbo verde 10 years ago
Dr house?

Maria Clara Xavier 13 years ago
bring it on

Yombar 4 years ago
That’s called a DICTIONARY

SoulHunter_kunal 9 years ago
Wow I need to be like this

Flameice2 10 years ago
I'm a robot

Wrong_Answer 10 years ago
Doctor house lol

Zer0_Gravityz 7 years ago
I don't want to feel emotions so, this is a good thing?

ecwchampion7 10 years ago
I am no freaking robot.

zhuhuo 2 years ago
总结一下就是：人机

TurtleSergio 9 years ago
no point living without feeling happy

Zoebe4 9 years ago
Sherlock

Foxmaster88 9 years ago
I already can't feel emotions

Dogguyilikebit 3 years ago
Ermmm downside?

Shybeast 10 years ago
Dooo nottt

Fabo__HD 10 years ago
Basically Sheldon Cooper before he met amy

ThereUsABombUpMyButt 6 years ago
I can use this knollage to make virtual knollage

JelloGoat2002 10 years ago
I'm dead inside anyway, might as well

LightningHeart 9 years ago
GOODBYE EMOTIONS I have been waiting for this day!!!!! *grabs maracas*

__senoj__ 8 years ago
So I’m Sherlock

Chad Rainbowshy Merrill 13 years ago
Faith in humanity... slightly restored...

Obscurial 9 years ago
Yay for szpd, I'm already almost at emotioless anyway, so that"s not much of a change.

Obscurial 9 years ago
*emotionless

RainLam 6 months ago
So, can I still be considered a human being? I want to live as a human being.

RileyFNebula 2 years ago
Sorry no thanks, that sounds like hell.

coolbaged 10 years ago
I have no emotions...

sbe1 8 years ago
ARIOL SUCCCCCCC

LetMeReplyPlease 4 years ago
I stopped feeling emotions a long time ago.

Regeneration 10 years ago
I am spock

ButttonMasher 9 years ago
That"s good, so you won't cry again. BUT. at the same time you won't be able to be happy. so double dilemma. we need to think really hard. whoever wrote this has just wrote a very complicated dilemma.

SonicLoaded 10 years ago
Basically being an amalgamation of the internet?

CVNova 9 years ago
I already feel no emotion
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