Will You Press The Button?

Bdog319 years ago

The people who DID press the button didn't realize that to save this one person might not make any difference for the one who would have died, and simply delayed their death, and punishing yourself for the slight act, even though there is just as much of a...[Show full comment]

Puppet25126 months ago

The chances of that are very small, and I was more I treated in the painless death

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P78 years ago

If I. Stumble on this button 50 times, will i have a 50% chance of dying painlessly?

mySopinion10 months ago

actully it will be 1-(.99)^50=0.39499393286

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Javongod3 years ago

Ok I save I love everyone and everting so this will not be a problem 😎

TheGrandStar8 years ago

Depends on what the downside means. Does it mean you might die when you press the button, or when you die it"s painless?

spr_mystery_man7 years ago

does emotional pain count, because not existing anymore kinda sucks...

grumpiestfuhrer7 years ago

a 1% chance of dying is better than no chance

OnePunch8 years ago

everyone has an 100% chance of dying. This just means that 1 more of those percentages is going to be painless. It doesn't say that you will die now.

GangsternauwL8 years ago

Putting it in that way: the chance of you dying a painful death is 99%

Rhett Overbay12 years ago

the people who did not press the button are what's wrong with the world... -__-

fkaju2 years ago

Moral kidnapping

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UndertaleloverCharaDreemurr8 years ago

If I have 1% to die I wont die cause I have a 99% I will live

grdavis8 years ago

What if said person is a bad guy?

Kaori8 years ago

Why would I save someone I don't know?

mr.whatface9 years ago

Hey hey heyheyheyheyheyheeeyyyyyyyyy. No. I'm don't care if it's only 1%. I don't care what the other 99% is. I'm not putting myself in front of danger to save some random fuckhead I've never met and is probably on my hitlist anyways. Unless I've been info...[Show full comment]

Kittenlover1017 years ago

Well fuck you too Haylee.

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mebruh9 years ago

Well yeah but, Statistically speaking so does everybody

UsernameIsReal9 years ago

Wait don't you die anyway? (old age, heart attack, food poisoning, murder, suicide, etc) I mean unless you die in your sleep aren't almost All painful? #Life

Blockman3508 years ago

Old age isn't painful. Well, death by old isn't.

LucasR9 years ago

Let him die bitch

Rasmus Hagland Lundqvist12 years ago

No pain, no gain!

killerpiigz9 years ago

I can save someone, have a 99% chance of still living while I do it, and if I DO die, it's painlessly. Who the hell will say no?

FreshlyBakedSadness5 years ago

Or just don't press it and no one dies

Adam Brooks12 years ago

that means you have a 99% chance to die a painful death.

MreeM8 years ago

Fuck yall, imma live

HayleeivyjeanHayesgamer8 years ago

Fuck you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hecker7 years ago

Ok but like if i dont press it then the person is never in danger of being stabbed in the first place.

evilman9879 years ago

guys when you die that 1% makes it painless, so no downside.

FRANCOIS AWSOME9 years ago

i saved a life and i may go in history

SynthIz9 years ago

Fucks given = (fucks you think I give ^ 0) - 1

drayvenkoser3 years ago

i agree why wuld u not save someone.

VaswStr10 years ago

The change is just so small, so i press the button

BawbRaws8 years ago

It"s pretty likely that I won't die painlessly anyway. I'm gonna be 70, falling down a huge flight of stairs, getting my ass kicked on every. single. step. I press.

Sefirosu200x8 years ago

As long as I don't have to kill anyone, not even the person doing the stabbing.

TheNerdyVillager9 years ago

38% of people who didn't press this button should jump off a cliff

dankmemes1018 years ago

Stfu you just want people to get on their knees and praise you for saving some random person

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TheBulletMoBot7 years ago

I have terrible luck. I WILL die.

mmerc109 years ago

Seriously? Do i have a 99% chance dying painfully?

DylanTheGameGuy7 years ago

hey I met myself LOOPHOLEZ

polka8 years ago

If you think about it 1% is very low, when you go out in the street you basically have more than 1% chance to die painlessly

RocketGirl19 years ago

so that's a 99% chance of dying painFULLY.... no thanks

Mister-E8 years ago

I like those odds

chillyfiremage9 years ago

What if the person you've never met ends up being the next Hitler... therefore saving them ended up killing even more people. Also I just don't like people so either ways a win win for me.