Will You Press The Button?

deMoura9 years ago

So... I can move my dick? Also... that power would be worth it just to sleep those extra 5 minutes every morning...

Uncookedham879 years ago

More like, sleep those 5 days every morning

LostShinobi9 years ago

I think most of the people don't get that with this power you have Infinite time to think about for example a very difficult question

Thebuttongod11118 years ago

Worth it

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InhaleExhaleStrike!10 years ago

This is another bad one because you have the ability to do something, there's an issue with it, but it's within that something, and you don't HAVE to use that something, and if you don't nothing will change!

captain Jack9 years ago

Except you pee your pants and can't do anything anyway

R4Ked4 years ago

w h y

HumanEevee673 years ago

bladder empties... into where? in what way? it"s too vague.

RetardedHamster9 years ago

hey look at this bullet... *dies*

RayRu1z9 years ago

I kinda want this for instant bathroom trips during base ball games

buttonbuttonbuttonbuttonbuttonbuttonbuttonlast year

What the actual hell is your pfp

SciArtHerp8 years ago

The people who pressed the button are idiots.

DogeSmash6 years ago

Yeah but you piss yourself

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Spiderp8 years ago

So time stops, with none of the things that make timestops fun; and also you piss your pants? Why? Just...why?

Roastingbitchessince19989 years ago

Thats completely fucking useless

Chiara Searle12 years ago

What's the point if you can't DO anything while you've paused time?

ILoveCatsSM2 years ago

you can think

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Closerhenry10 years ago

ZA WARUDO!

The1GoldenGryphon10 years ago

Ummm... where's the upside here?

PugCraft7 years ago

well, you couldent unpause time.... so? them 24648 peeps are stupid lol

StormTDR7 years ago

Why did they add the bladder bit tat makes no sense at all

MrSean4209 years ago

what is the point

Aaron Voborny12 years ago

This would be useful if I got jumped by like 10 ppl or the FBI raided me for some reason. I could just freeze time, piss myself, and assess my options and how to react to the situation.

RandomGuy900110 years ago

Most useless power ever you will be laugh at the super heros school for sure.

MLG_Clutch9 years ago

what if there is nothing in my bladder M8.

doGrednuhT10 years ago

this would still be fun tho

nukechicken8 years ago

You can think

Ace MacCoy10 years ago

In a tight spot in a conversation, discussion, etc. and need a moment to think or a way out. Pause time; and when time resumes, you have solid backing to your statements, and an excuse to leave covering your lap.

JibberJabber3 years ago

what the fuck is the point, then?

masked_emotions298610 years ago

Upside: Cos us ladies hate it when we're in a toilet stall and its so quiet so you don't wanna pee. this will solve our problem

CheetahtheBoss8 years ago

The only thing that will happen is you suddenly pee your pants

Jason Herte Dault12 years ago

so basicly you can piss on command.

BenjaminS9 years ago

You can unfreeze time then

Chappie Number 1 Gansta Streetwise10 years ago

people need to stop with this, DONT READ OR YOU WILL BE KISSED bullshit, it fucking annoying

abcx8 years ago

No one said you have to use it, keep it as a backup when you need time to analyse a situation and don't have too much fluids downed.

Zombiefreak9 years ago

"sEvEn" that wouldnt work because if u were to roast them back they would see you pissed yourself

flameranger5 years ago

sleap for life

Cramp49 years ago

So you can piss without time passing why not?

Sylvezi7 years ago

Point??

Junkwarrior6910 years ago

Who the hell made this and why

Eye11228 years ago

Just go to a urinal

I see no downside

iron_manu9 years ago

Why the why would I say yes? It is unusefull

The Howling Wolf9 years ago

You mean,I'd pee myself?

Brettastic14 years ago

SUPER HOT SUPER HOT

WunderWaffle6410 years ago

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bobhamburger9 years ago

Wierd

SomeRandomFan_Luna7 years ago

Just wear diapers/pads all the time!

Reece8u10 years ago

Better than losing a year of your life, besides you can use this during a test (if you used the bathroom before) and wont have to stress about running out of time!

Mishno9 years ago

Your blader is emptied, that means it just pissapears, youre not gonna piss yourself.

Antman7597 years ago

You have the power to piss yourself at any time you want

Quack-Peep10 years ago

Do it on the toilet, it saves a couple of minutes every day!

derbla9 years ago

So you you can't move AND you piss your self every time.... No

beterick10 years ago

most of you guys don't understand do you? your bladder empties, that means if you are in say a meeting and you need to piss, but you can't leave, you just pause the time and empty it and unpause. another situation is you are in a fight, your reaction isn't...[Show full comment]

Phone cat9 years ago

If you pause time...wouldn't that mean your urine wouldent go anywhere

FoxyTheSilverFoxlast year

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