So... I can move my dick? Also... that power would be worth it just to sleep those extra 5 minutes every morning...
Uncookedham879 years ago
More like, sleep those 5 days every morning
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R4Ked4 years ago
w h y
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InhaleExhaleStrike!9 years ago
This is another bad one because you have the ability to do something, there's an issue with it, but it's within that something, and you don't HAVE to use that something, and if you don't nothing will change!
captain Jack9 years ago
Except you pee your pants and can't do anything anyway
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HumanEevee673 years ago
bladder empties... into where? in what way? it"s too vague.
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RetardedHamster9 years ago
hey look at this bullet... *dies*
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RayRu1z8 years ago
I kinda want this for instant bathroom trips during base ball games
buttonbuttonbuttonbuttonbuttonbuttonbutton11 months ago
well, you couldent unpause time.... so? them 24648 peeps are stupid lol
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StormTDR7 years ago
Why did they add the bladder bit tat makes no sense at all
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MrSean4209 years ago
what is the point
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Aaron Voborny12 years ago
This would be useful if I got jumped by like 10 ppl or the FBI raided me for some reason. I could just freeze time, piss myself, and assess my options and how to react to the situation.
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dankmemes1018 years ago
If you pause time you'll die, because you can't move to start time
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Trevor Ducharme12 years ago
Yes, because although you yourself can't move in that time-frame, you are conscious and thus can utilize something else to move you.
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LeDragongQueen9 years ago
There is no upside
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weneedtodiscussthebananapricelast year
we need to discuss the banana price!
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jaydwen9 years ago
No downside
BigD1ckRex959 years ago
WHY WOULD YOU PAUSE TIME AND YOU COULD NOT MOVE?
YOU WOULD NOT BE ABLE TO UNPAUSE TIME CAUSING THE UNIVERSE TO COLLAPSE IN ON ITSELF
it is really life saving, you can stop time so you can SEE what will happen next and see if you have no chances and die or if you can be saved
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anonymousvoice10 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]
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Themessigcn8 years ago
In a bathroom or swimming pool
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Jay-J7 years ago
That"s the randomest thing ever. You pause time and pee. Wonderful. Hell I would pause time just so I could pee.
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thisoneguywhohasaverylongurl 10 years ago
Its an INSTAPISS
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maideeeeeeennnnnn8 years ago
this is stupid. srsly!?
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shanechan9 years ago
Sitting on the toilet sped up all you hear is now you gotta flush
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veloxin9 years ago
Jokes on you, I wear diapers for fun and I get to have the worlds fastest reaction time!
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UndeadGamer9 years ago
There is no point
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MarkusNope8 years ago
So I can hold time when sitting on the toilet.
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insaninater10 years ago
Just pee before you pause time.
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PeasyShipper693 years ago
so I piss myself when time is frozen? this seems like a plot for something I'm working on...
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Panic!atmychemicalfallout9 years ago
Where's the upside?
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Nibbletz658 years ago
What a stupid trade off
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JPMC9 years ago
I pee my pants all the time. Who cares nobody will see since time is frozen also
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Kalion10 years ago
simple either get a bladder bag or remove your bladder
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angusman8 years ago
you pee when time stops! that"s bullshit
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BoneyBrownie9 years ago
use an adult diaper problem solved
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AFourTunePotato5 years ago
So if I want to pee befire s long trip this is the only time its not usless? And also getting more exam time (if you have a daiper on)
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Solomon Wreath9 years ago
wear a diaper and use it to read a books pages seemingly to other people in an instant
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Princessnikoru9 years ago
But it would be at will anyway a power is a power
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huoniao39487 years ago
I lose nothing if I press the button. why not?
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lkaser10 years ago
If I pause time, it means it doesn't effect anyone including me, so not only my body stops moving, but also my mind and everyting else stop progressing, that means I can't undo my pause, unless I pause it for certain time, but then again, does time work on...[Show full comment]
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VanossTheBest~~9 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]
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Sherbert8 years ago
That eliminates the porpos of time freezing
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Lee H-c12 years ago
So its like 0 gravity nap time? I mean I'd have to learn more about the dynamics of the bladder emptying itself if time is frozen and nothing can move, but like I'd be down with waking up an hour before school, stepping outside naked, then freezing time and snoozing until I'm ready to go.
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