So... I can move my dick? Also... that power would be worth it just to sleep those extra 5 minutes every morning...
Uncookedham879 years ago
More like, sleep those 5 days every morning
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R4Ked4 years ago
w h y
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HumanEevee673 years ago
bladder empties... into where? in what way? it"s too vague.
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InhaleExhaleStrike!9 years ago
This is another bad one because you have the ability to do something, there's an issue with it, but it's within that something, and you don't HAVE to use that something, and if you don't nothing will change!
captain Jack9 years ago
Except you pee your pants and can't do anything anyway
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RetardedHamster9 years ago
hey look at this bullet... *dies*
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RayRu1z8 years ago
I kinda want this for instant bathroom trips during base ball games
buttonbuttonbuttonbuttonbuttonbuttonbutton10 months ago
well, you couldent unpause time.... so? them 24648 peeps are stupid lol
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StormTDR7 years ago
Why did they add the bladder bit tat makes no sense at all
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MrSean4209 years ago
what is the point
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Aaron Voborny12 years ago
This would be useful if I got jumped by like 10 ppl or the FBI raided me for some reason. I could just freeze time, piss myself, and assess my options and how to react to the situation.
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CheetahtheBoss8 years ago
The only thing that will happen is you suddenly pee your pants
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Jason Herte Dault12 years ago
so basicly you can piss on command.
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BenjaminS9 years ago
You can unfreeze time then
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JibberJabber3 years ago
what the fuck is the point, then?
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masked_emotions29869 years ago
Upside: Cos us ladies hate it when we're in a toilet stall and its so quiet so you don't wanna pee. this will solve our problem
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Zombiefreak9 years ago
"sEvEn" that wouldnt work because if u were to roast them back they would see you pissed yourself
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flameranger4 years ago
sleap for life
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Chappie Number 1 Gansta Streetwise9 years ago
people need to stop with this, DONT READ OR YOU WILL BE KISSED bullshit, it fucking annoying
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abcx8 years ago
No one said you have to use it, keep it as a backup when you need time to analyse a situation and don't have too much fluids downed.
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The Howling Wolf9 years ago
You mean,I'd pee myself?
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Mishno8 years ago
Your blader is emptied, that means it just pissapears, youre not gonna piss yourself.
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bobhamburger9 years ago
Wierd
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SomeRandomFan_Luna7 years ago
Just wear diapers/pads all the time!
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Reece8u9 years ago
Better than losing a year of your life, besides you can use this during a test (if you used the bathroom before) and wont have to stress about running out of time!
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beterick9 years ago
most of you guys don't understand do you? your bladder empties, that means if you are in say a meeting and you need to piss, but you can't leave, you just pause the time and empty it and unpause. another situation is you are in a fight, your reaction isn't...[Show full comment]
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Antman7597 years ago
You have the power to piss yourself at any time you want
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Quack-Peep10 years ago
Do it on the toilet, it saves a couple of minutes every day!
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derbla9 years ago
So you you can't move AND you piss your self every time.... No
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Trunkmonkey0116-YT8 years ago
So you basicly have no point to do it.
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Phone cat9 years ago
If you pause time...wouldn't that mean your urine wouldent go anywhere
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