Will You Press The Button?

deMoura 11 years ago

So... I can move my dick? Also... that power would be worth it just to sleep those extra 5 minutes every morning...

Uncookedham87 10 years ago

More like, sleep those 5 days every morning

LostShinobi 11 years ago

I think most of the people don't get that with this power you have Infinite time to think about for example a very difficult question

Thebuttongod1111 9 years ago

Worth it

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InhaleExhaleStrike! 11 years ago

This is another bad one because you have the ability to do something, there's an issue with it, but it's within that something, and you don't HAVE to use that something, and if you don't nothing will change!

captain Jack 11 years ago

Except you pee your pants and can't do anything anyway

R4Ked 6 years ago

w h y

HumanEevee67 4 years ago

bladder empties... into where? in what way? it"s too vague.

Chiara Searle 13 years ago

What's the point if you can't DO anything while you've paused time?

ILoveCatsSM 3 years ago

you can think

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RetardedHamster 11 years ago

hey look at this bullet... *dies*

SciArtHerp 9 years ago

The people who pressed the button are idiots.

DogeSmash 7 years ago

Yeah but you piss yourself

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Spiderp 9 years ago

So time stops, with none of the things that make timestops fun; and also you piss your pants? Why? Just...why?

RayRu1z 10 years ago

I kinda want this for instant bathroom trips during base ball games

buttonbuttonbuttonbuttonbuttonbuttonbutton 2 years ago

What the actual hell is your pfp

Roastingbitchessince1998 10 years ago

Thats completely fucking useless

Closerhenry 11 years ago

ZA WARUDO!

The1GoldenGryphon 11 years ago

Ummm... where's the upside here?

PugCraft 8 years ago

well, you couldent unpause time.... so? them 24648 peeps are stupid lol

StormTDR 9 years ago

Why did they add the bladder bit tat makes no sense at all

MrSean420 10 years ago

what is the point

Aaron Voborny 13 years ago

This would be useful if I got jumped by like 10 ppl or the FBI raided me for some reason. I could just freeze time, piss myself, and assess my options and how to react to the situation.

MrSean420 10 years ago

it doesnt say u pee urelf it says ur bladder empties. the pee in ur bladder can go anywhere.

DanielSeers 9 years ago

Using the bathroom will never wast my time again.

Haley Smith 13 years ago

Then what's the fucking point? lol

Lolol 11 years ago

True Dat no upside

Themessigcn 9 years ago

Wtf and who tf wrote this

Thomas63 10 years ago

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RandomGuy9001 11 years ago

Most useless power ever you will be laugh at the super heros school for sure.

doGrednuhT 11 years ago

this would still be fun tho

nukechicken 9 years ago

You can think

Ace MacCoy 12 years ago

In a tight spot in a conversation, discussion, etc. and need a moment to think or a way out. Pause time; and when time resumes, you have solid backing to your statements, and an excuse to leave covering your lap.

MLG_Clutch 10 years ago

what if there is nothing in my bladder M8.

CheetahtheBoss 9 years ago

The only thing that will happen is you suddenly pee your pants

Jason Herte Dault 13 years ago

so basicly you can piss on command.

BenjaminS 10 years ago

You can unfreeze time then

JibberJabber 4 years ago

what the fuck is the point, then?

masked_emotions2986 11 years ago

Upside: Cos us ladies hate it when we're in a toilet stall and its so quiet so you don't wanna pee. this will solve our problem

Zombiefreak 10 years ago

"sEvEn" that wouldnt work because if u were to roast them back they would see you pissed yourself

flameranger 6 years ago

sleap for life

Chappie Number 1 Gansta Streetwise 11 years ago

people need to stop with this, DONT READ OR YOU WILL BE KISSED bullshit, it fucking annoying

abcx 9 years ago

No one said you have to use it, keep it as a backup when you need time to analyse a situation and don't have too much fluids downed.

Sylvezi 8 years ago

Point??

Junkwarrior69 11 years ago

Who the hell made this and why

Cramp4 10 years ago

So you can piss without time passing why not?

iron_manu 10 years ago

Why the why would I say yes? It is unusefull

Eye1122 9 years ago

Just go to a urinal

I see no downside

Brettastic1 5 years ago

SUPER HOT SUPER HOT

WunderWaffle64 11 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe... [Show full comment]

The Howling Wolf 10 years ago

You mean,I'd pee myself?

Mishno 10 years ago

Your blader is emptied, that means it just pissapears, youre not gonna piss yourself.

bobhamburger 11 years ago

Wierd

SomeRandomFan_Luna 8 years ago

Just wear diapers/pads all the time!

Reece8u 11 years ago

Better than losing a year of your life, besides you can use this during a test (if you used the bathroom before) and wont have to stress about running out of time!

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