Will You Press The Button?

LostShinobi9 years ago

I think most of the people don't get that with this power you have Infinite time to think about for example a very difficult question

Thebuttongod11118 years ago

Worth it

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deMoura9 years ago

So... I can move my dick? Also... that power would be worth it just to sleep those extra 5 minutes every morning...

Uncookedham879 years ago

More like, sleep those 5 days every morning

R4Ked4 years ago

w h y

InhaleExhaleStrike!9 years ago

This is another bad one because you have the ability to do something, there's an issue with it, but it's within that something, and you don't HAVE to use that something, and if you don't nothing will change!

captain Jack9 years ago

Except you pee your pants and can't do anything anyway

HumanEevee673 years ago

bladder empties... into where? in what way? it"s too vague.

RetardedHamster9 years ago

hey look at this bullet... *dies*

RayRu1z8 years ago

I kinda want this for instant bathroom trips during base ball games

buttonbuttonbuttonbuttonbuttonbuttonbutton11 months ago

What the actual hell is your pfp

SciArtHerp8 years ago

The people who pressed the button are idiots.

DogeSmash6 years ago

Yeah but you piss yourself

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Spiderp8 years ago

So time stops, with none of the things that make timestops fun; and also you piss your pants? Why? Just...why?

Roastingbitchessince19988 years ago

Thats completely fucking useless

Chiara Searle12 years ago

What's the point if you can't DO anything while you've paused time?

ILoveCatsSM2 years ago

you can think

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Closerhenry9 years ago

ZA WARUDO!

The1GoldenGryphon10 years ago

Ummm... where's the upside here?

PugCraft7 years ago

well, you couldent unpause time.... so? them 24648 peeps are stupid lol

StormTDR7 years ago

Why did they add the bladder bit tat makes no sense at all

MrSean4209 years ago

what is the point

Aaron Voborny12 years ago

This would be useful if I got jumped by like 10 ppl or the FBI raided me for some reason. I could just freeze time, piss myself, and assess my options and how to react to the situation.

GDbluerebel9 years ago

So i piss myself and cant move

CrazyRedBeard988 years ago

Undress first

timelord_arse10 years ago

What the hell? No!

Alexander149 years ago

What will happened if i pause any game and then pause time

Domingo Berlanga12 years ago

So if I cant find a restroom I could just pause time and not have to pee anymore? Amazing!

potpie999 years ago

fastest peeing ever :)

DatcoolGurl9 years ago

Pointless question

CaptZone9 years ago

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Zombiefreak9 years ago

Stops time, thinks about important test question, resumes time realizes he pissed himself

BrookeBishop10 years ago

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Rikki43287 years ago

also i think everyone forgot about the bladder thing.

tydickson10 years ago

Ty Dickson

Solomon Wreath9 years ago

wear a diaper and use it to read a books pages seemingly to other people in an instant

MrSean4209 years ago

it doesnt say u pee urelf it says ur bladder empties. the pee in ur bladder can go anywhere.

DanielSeers8 years ago

Using the bathroom will never wast my time again.

Haley Smith12 years ago

Then what's the fucking point? lol

Lolol9 years ago

True Dat no upside

Themessigcn8 years ago

Wtf and who tf wrote this

Thomas639 years ago

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RandomGuy900110 years ago

Most useless power ever you will be laugh at the super heros school for sure.

doGrednuhT9 years ago

this would still be fun tho

nukechicken7 years ago

You can think

Ace MacCoy10 years ago

In a tight spot in a conversation, discussion, etc. and need a moment to think or a way out. Pause time; and when time resumes, you have solid backing to your statements, and an excuse to leave covering your lap.