You gain the ability to read 100 pages a minute
but
The only books you are allowed to read for the rest of your life are 50 Shades of Grey and the 10,000 knockoffs
I will not


Nosaj9 years ago
If you like a book, you want to finish it slowly so you have it longer. This would only be useful for crappy school books, but the downside destroys that use.

BuilderJayMC7 years ago
Same, I love taking my time to read my books. Sometimes I read them out loud to make it longer.

I like men8 years ago
Error404:upsidemissing

dinojl8 years ago
I know! *presses f5*

Thelesbianfuckingemmawatson9 years ago
No way. Screw it. I will stick to my weird 40 pages a minute I wanna read Harry Potter

Tangle108 years ago
How do you read 40 fucling pages a minute?
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VainestKnight8 years ago
Life without Manga is cruel

Akuma54last year
It may have been 7 years since you posted this but it is still the absolute truth
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Mr Medical9 years ago
I can read 2 pages a minute. Why would I need to read more?

ThePaulDude8 years ago
FUCK NO! I WANT TO READ ACTUAL BOOKS DAM IT!

annaburden 8 years ago
Fifty shades of gray is like reading the script to a porno

Charlie Banks12 years ago
what's the point?

probium4 years ago
And why?
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Meggles Sploofimax12 years ago
totally not worth it. fuck that shit

J3susl1v3s2 years ago
Lol I like you Meggles Sploofimax
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Athena.09 years ago
Why would I do that??

Rikki43287 years ago
boi.

Epicgamer202229 years ago
I hate reading

dankmemes1018 years ago
-_-

RajIsAwesome7 years ago
I'm not gonna read then.

ArchedParsley79 years ago
No, just, no.

Agent E139 years ago
Dear God not this book

agent KB9 years ago
So I would be completely illiterate, but have the 50 shades knockoffs memorized? HACK NAW

1coltan3 years ago
lool

Prussia10 years ago
no thank you

TrueRenegade8 years ago
I want to enjoy my books

Dontaskmyname7 years ago
Is mayonaisse a book?

Krysrick Benzedrine12 years ago
No

DonutMan269 years ago
don't read anyways

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jessymr9 years ago
My favourite is fifty shades of nay the story of a man and horse

Mike90907 years ago
Lmao if I can only read that book 100 pages a minute what is the upside? I'll never read a book that sounds like a childrens book to teach you about colors, and this part is for gray. I"d rather use it for when I need to make a presentation about a book...[Show full comment]

MouseGirl3 years ago
50 shades of orange 50 shades of purple
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lavaleader9 years ago
I dont read books anyways :3

Tranny_faggot8 years ago
You would never be forced to read a book again 👌

yep9 years ago
i can read things that arent books though... so like webcomics, subtitles, etc...

TheIronKing8 years ago
HAVE SOME DAMN PRIDE YOU PERVS

Randomfrag9 years ago
Ibooks......enough said

Call_the_police_mommy5 years ago
Nobody said anything about E-books

Nicola Savio12 years ago
"no, teacher, you have to believe me, I couldn't study because that book was not 20 shades of grey!"

That Annoying Prick9 years ago
It Does't Say Anything About Comics so Yeah

KenJen64207 years ago
I prefer watching my p o r n than reading it

Cipher23279 years ago
Nah...

xX_G0D_Xx9 years ago
I'd fail at school

TheLastDodo649 years ago
Don't read a book then :)

Rawih9 years ago
That skill will get boring really soon.

samwashere2 years ago
i already have this ability

plottwist5610 years ago
i dont read anyway im set

Karthadon7 years ago
I already read pretty fast. Also i don't need to read 50 shades of grey that fast.

Axtion Bastrd12 years ago
fuck that.

Person Of Interest8 years ago
fanfictions tho they aren't technically books

walgen19209 years ago
Waste of a cool skill.

melonlord9 years ago
i would become a gamer than do that stuff

Space-unicorn7 years ago
Fuck no what about Harry Potter

Allora227019 years ago
ALREADY HAVE IT!! HAHAHA!

Areonomatron8 years ago
I can already read 3 pages a minute at least so really that"s much too fast...

mr.whatface9 years ago
Nope.

FUcksMcgee8 years ago
Man the people who said yes must really like bad porn.
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