Will You Press The Button?

You can end all suffering in the world, all oppression and essentially create world peace and save billions of lives

but

You must chose one of the people you're closest to in the world to act as a sacrifice

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Best name9 years ago

Friends close enemies closer

dannytheyeetmiyster4 years ago

I thought so

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ModSavvy9 years ago

Never said mentally close

pingasbutton2 months ago

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77305ymmoT9 years ago

How do I become close to Trump?

CasualJimm4 years ago

Are there really that many liberals on here??

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SpeedDman7779 years ago

As long as I stand next to Hillary Clinton, that is fine.

ShayToo31058 years ago

Yes

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jaureguidreams9 years ago

Friends close, enemies closer. Hey, Donald Trump.

Yapay-Anbon3 years ago

bye bye trump im close to u

MrMax083 years ago

Oh no im a narcissist

hmkAWESOME8 years ago

Here let me do this when I'm touching my worst nemesis then they'll be the closest to me :-P

Nutjob8 years ago

I would just lie and kill someone who is always a dick. Loopholes motherfuckers.

Sklerplayzgamez7 years ago

So right

FattyTheFat9 years ago

If there was no war, no pain, then people would never appreciate peace and happiness, and everyone would be just a spoiled brat.

Drag0nz159 years ago

You never said emotionally close, so i could sacrifice my math teacher

creeper2952958 years ago

lol

Mysticgohan459 years ago

War if I was close to Justin beinerrn

Newsie9 years ago

I will not sacrifice Figment the Dragon

JimiTTB9 years ago

Get a dying relative and wait for them to die. They never said how they had to be sacrificed.

SomeoneThe17 years ago

I can just choose someone random standing next to me. They"re really close.

EarthToAccesss8 years ago

Loophole, I'm this new world everyone is friends. Just pick a single person.

Cheeeselast year

see ya donald trump

WhiteLotusGod7 years ago

I would sacrifice myself, since you are the closest thing to yourself

Acornsgo3 years ago

A small price to pay for salvation

EvilQueen8 years ago

Bye, sis

Andromeda8 years ago

Necessary evils... :(

BawbRaws8 years ago

I would consider one of the oldest people in my family for a sacrifice, probably one of my grandmothers. They"re going to die sometime in the near future anyway, so it"d be a good idea, no matter how sad it"d be.

datboiiiii9 years ago

it kinda makes you bad anyway because yes you saved billions of people but you also killed one

Migdin19 years ago

7,000,000,000 > 1

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nachure17 years ago

Goodbye everyone.

Starlo9 months ago

Home alone. Hope the guy next door doesn't mind.

elite king9 years ago

So my goldfish is going to die soon anyway lets get it over with

C00ki3z_4lif37 years ago

They said u end suffering so ur friend cant die, duh

BenTino2 years ago

yeah i want to kill my friend"s

Minecraftersguide9 years ago

just stand next to a death row inmate, you're welcome?

AbygailDavis8 years ago

bye mom nice knowing ya

Shaunethomas8 years ago

Just make "em stop with peace and unsacrifice

DestinyButton8 years ago

Someone close to Trump please read this.

AmericanWoman8 years ago

You are a traitor to the homeland.

Shafie12119 years ago

From now on, justin beiber better watch your back!!

ARudePerson5 years ago

I would choose myself 😂

TheGuitarist239 years ago

Keep your friends close ,and your enemies closer , therefore , yeah

JoeDanger7 years ago

Infinity War in a nutshell

Kösrift8 years ago

Acting vs being.

VirginiaDunn7 years ago

Why are people trying to find loopholes to this? Not pressing the button to end the suffering of 7 billion+ people at the price of a single life? Worth it.

Jaxthejaguar8 years ago

I'm closest to myself SUICIDE BITCH

Donelast year

我選擇自己

fire of dragons9 years ago

?????????WTF?????????

Bensh1648 years ago

No downside now we don't have to worry about charities for african kids

XxKingBxXðŸ˜€9 years ago

Shit I'll make a new famiky ðŸ˜‚

Rampager 8 years ago

My bestfriend

BANANAPLAYZ7 years ago

They ACT as a sacrifice

Vuivlio8 years ago

what if i imagine my most hated people closest to me at the time?

Vantage8 years ago

Are people that you despise considered close?

maggot4563 months ago

if no one suffers who will suffer

Just9919 years ago

Hey Donald,what abtut i vorne over?

Petar_Sariclast year

Once again if it was an evil person. Amirite?

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