Will You Press The Button?

Best name9 years ago

Friends close enemies closer

dannytheyeetmiyster4 years ago

I thought so

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ModSavvy9 years ago

Never said mentally close

pingasbutton4 months ago

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77305ymmoT9 years ago

How do I become close to Trump?

CasualJimm4 years ago

Are there really that many liberals on here??

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SpeedDman7779 years ago

As long as I stand next to Hillary Clinton, that is fine.

ShayToo31058 years ago

Yes

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jaureguidreams9 years ago

Friends close, enemies closer. Hey, Donald Trump.

Yapay-Anbon3 years ago

bye bye trump im close to u

MrMax083 years ago

Oh no im a narcissist

hmkAWESOME8 years ago

Here let me do this when I'm touching my worst nemesis then they'll be the closest to me :-P

Nutjob8 years ago

I would just lie and kill someone who is always a dick. Loopholes motherfuckers.

Sklerplayzgamez8 years ago

So right

FattyTheFat9 years ago

If there was no war, no pain, then people would never appreciate peace and happiness, and everyone would be just a spoiled brat.

Drag0nz159 years ago

You never said emotionally close, so i could sacrifice my math teacher

creeper2952959 years ago

lol

Mysticgohan459 years ago

War if I was close to Justin beinerrn

Newsie9 years ago

I will not sacrifice Figment the Dragon

JimiTTB9 years ago

Get a dying relative and wait for them to die. They never said how they had to be sacrificed.

Maverick35428 years ago

One of my enemies lives across the street from me. My friends, are farther away

Zammetti9 years ago

I choose me.

KaiR7 years ago

How tf am i gonna end all suffering if im gonna suffer over losing my closest friend

xUniiverz7 years ago

My neighbors. They are close to my house and I don't like them anyways.

DontPressButton8 years ago

QUICK!! HE/SHE SAID CHOSE INSTEAD OF CHOOSE!!! LET"S TAKE ADVANTAGE AND THERE"LL BE NO DOWNSIDE!!! >:O

Cheeeselast year

donald trump say bye bye because i hate you

ZakDaDoge9 years ago

O_O abviosly press the button! what if your closest friend is a fraud,or if its ur girlfriend KILL HER

Maypaws4 years ago

Adios

MrTinyGamer8 years ago

Runs up to Trump and presses the button

RAJgamer7 years ago

Wouldnt you suffer if u killed someone you loved? Thus for all the suffering to end that person would have to be alive again? Paradox anyone?

Trumpcanwefixityeswecan8 years ago

So overpopulate the world?

Macduff9 years ago

you can be close to someone in a bad way.

Penguinwithskill8 years ago

What if we sacrface their hair?

Rogert_Trichel11 months ago

Hey seeing a lot of comments here about Donald Trump. I don't know who that is but I'd probably push the button and kill my ex wife (I still love her) --Rogert

Dalborz7 years ago

Read my mind

Minecraftersguide9 years ago

just stand next to a death row inmate, you're welcome?

MilaToner8 years ago

Keep your friend close... And your enemies CLOSER.

MegGrogg9 years ago

my bruther

tserp028 years ago

not my waifu!

PaintRick9 years ago

Does jesus count?

PaintRick9 years ago

Check m8 atheist

Jshsh6 years ago

Be frends with a guy who will kill himself

SomeoneThe17 years ago

I can just choose someone random standing next to me. They"re really close.

WhiteLotusGod7 years ago

I would sacrifice myself, since you are the closest thing to yourself

EarthToAccesss8 years ago

Loophole, I'm this new world everyone is friends. Just pick a single person.

Cheeeselast year

see ya donald trump

Andromeda9 years ago

Necessary evils... :(

Acornsgo3 years ago

A small price to pay for salvation

EvilQueen8 years ago

Bye, sis

nachure17 years ago

Goodbye everyone.

BawbRaws8 years ago

I would consider one of the oldest people in my family for a sacrifice, probably one of my grandmothers. They"re going to die sometime in the near future anyway, so it"d be a good idea, no matter how sad it"d be.