Will You Press The Button?

Best name9 years ago

Friends close enemies closer

dannytheyeetmiyster4 years ago

I thought so

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ModSavvy9 years ago

Never said mentally close

pingasbutton2 months ago

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77305ymmoT9 years ago

How do I become close to Trump?

CasualJimm4 years ago

Are there really that many liberals on here??

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SpeedDman7779 years ago

As long as I stand next to Hillary Clinton, that is fine.

ShayToo31058 years ago

Yes

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jaureguidreams9 years ago

Friends close, enemies closer. Hey, Donald Trump.

Yapay-Anbon2 years ago

bye bye trump im close to u

MrMax083 years ago

Oh no im a narcissist

hmkAWESOME8 years ago

Here let me do this when I'm touching my worst nemesis then they'll be the closest to me :-P

Nutjob8 years ago

I would just lie and kill someone who is always a dick. Loopholes motherfuckers.

Sklerplayzgamez7 years ago

So right

FattyTheFat8 years ago

If there was no war, no pain, then people would never appreciate peace and happiness, and everyone would be just a spoiled brat.

Drag0nz159 years ago

You never said emotionally close, so i could sacrifice my math teacher

creeper2952958 years ago

lol

Mysticgohan459 years ago

War if I was close to Justin beinerrn

Newsie9 years ago

I will not sacrifice Figment the Dragon

JimiTTB9 years ago

Get a dying relative and wait for them to die. They never said how they had to be sacrificed.

Nightmare_Shadow8 years ago

I like trains

Arathix7 years ago

no matter what, no matter how much of a utopia this world is, we will always have a concept of wrong, dropping a plate would become a crime

ScalyWeasel8 years ago

The needs of the many...

Wenastardesxdlast year

*stands next to Donald Trump* hehe you're dead

ralfds139 years ago

Death row I guess

mari_houses8 years ago

Take one for the team ig

wickedwhizzard4 years ago

essentially what i would do is pick end all suffering. being hurt and dying is suffering to end all suffering means no one has to suffer death

AmericanWoman8 years ago

Where there is no anarchy, there can be no order; Where there is no famine, there can be no feast; Where there is no junk, there can be no treasure; Where there is no war, there can be no p peace; No sacrifice, no victory. I said it the way I meant it.

Plosterkatt8 years ago

So if I hug Donald Trump then I am close to him smart *points to head* XD

PetekeyIsRealGoAway9 years ago

*Cough* Friends close. Enemies closer. *Cough* Hey Donald how's about we go hangout.

PigScalpor8 years ago

Only one?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA10 months ago

Wait. being betrayed is suffering. i can end it. I GET THE POWER FOR FREE

purple_girl9 years ago

i will not cuz i love to watch ppl suffering :3

Vikram7 years ago

Hey Justin

TheRacoon3 years ago

I know too many friends who would be willing to take that bullet

CobblePistol9 years ago

that means they would become real then die.

Panifex8 years ago

Just choose someone you hate... It doesn't specify any ramifications of your picking someone else and not someone you like

ButtonNoob648 years ago

Already sacrificed my best friend

creeper2952958 years ago

sory

Maverick35428 years ago

One of my enemies lives across the street from me. My friends, are farther away

Zammetti9 years ago

I choose me.

KaiR7 years ago

How tf am i gonna end all suffering if im gonna suffer over losing my closest friend

xUniiverz7 years ago

My neighbors. They are close to my house and I don't like them anyways.

DontPressButton8 years ago

QUICK!! HE/SHE SAID CHOSE INSTEAD OF CHOOSE!!! LET"S TAKE ADVANTAGE AND THERE"LL BE NO DOWNSIDE!!! >:O

Cheeese12 months ago

donald trump say bye bye because i hate you

ZakDaDoge8 years ago

O_O abviosly press the button! what if your closest friend is a fraud,or if its ur girlfriend KILL HER

Maypaws4 years ago

Adios

MrTinyGamer8 years ago

Runs up to Trump and presses the button

RAJgamer7 years ago

Wouldnt you suffer if u killed someone you loved? Thus for all the suffering to end that person would have to be alive again? Paradox anyone?

Trumpcanwefixityeswecan8 years ago

So overpopulate the world?

Macduff9 years ago

you can be close to someone in a bad way.

Penguinwithskill8 years ago

What if we sacrface their hair?

Rogert_Trichel8 months ago

Hey seeing a lot of comments here about Donald Trump. I don't know who that is but I'd probably push the button and kill my ex wife (I still love her) --Rogert

Dalborz7 years ago

Read my mind

Minecraftersguide9 years ago

just stand next to a death row inmate, you're welcome?

MilaToner8 years ago

Keep your friend close... And your enemies CLOSER.

MegGrogg8 years ago

my bruther

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