You will never hurt yourself by falling
but
You always stumble
I will not


Flameice2 8 years ago
*jumps out of plane* FUCK YEAH

maS-backwards6 years ago
@Dontmesswithme0906 just fall out of the plane without jumping. Like sorta lean forward so you fall
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AnnabellaSirenWaters8 years ago
Ha! Jokes on you I trip on air 24/7!

ya111104 years ago
fall damage: disabled

GlutNy7 years ago
*falls off cliff* Me: I regret nothiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii...[Show full comment]

Blah038 years ago
Why not? I can upload YouTube videos of me flying down the stairs!

BoomBoy4 years ago
Jerry, play that clip of falling down the stairs!

Janae Jones12 years ago
Teacher: Hello and welcome to standing up school. Me: *falls* Teacher: *points* Aaaaaaaand you failed.

Crooked5 years ago
Asdf reference lol
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Hristo11994 years ago
I already always stumble, this is only a win win for me

Emmyemily7 years ago
Give me now because I always fall

DNL25187 years ago
yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay *hits ground after jumping off the moon* not a single bruise!

The360MlgNoscoper7 years ago
The moon??? Well good luck because the moon has normal gravity ya know

Keechoo9 years ago
I can be Monster Kid... WIN WIN

1337master7 years ago
*Oof!*

Claire Stire12 years ago
so same as before but now i don't get hurt. neat.

Eugen3258 years ago
pretty much

Hannah Harpe12 years ago
So, my current life without all the bruises. Wicked.

Justin Loh12 years ago
Dare Devil lvl over 90000!

lol_let_go9 years ago
nope plus i never fall someone all ways catch me for some reason lol :D

Anormalnoob5 years ago
Oh boy wicked skydiving!

Da Big Wed Button9 years ago
P.s I could also survive a mountain climb , a mountain rock climb , falling of a skyscraper because u were doing parkour of of it etc.

Zombieboy1017 years ago
I already stumble a lot

sasage party 219 years ago
It's like saying i wont hurt a ladie ..... but i'll trip her

Nina is an ICE QUEEN11 years ago
I am afraid I am too vain for this. I did not press the button.

zacharyyyyy9 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. say your name ten times. 2.say your mom's name five t...[Show full comment]

KillerCubePlays9 years ago
This a paste from someone else. I'd like to spread a message about something I have encountered more frequent than ever. Spam messages. These mostly tell a story or find the 2 or some other shenanigans. I am getting sick of these types of "comments" being ...[Show full comment]

TwinFox74 years ago
It would be kind of annoying when your running for your life...

Holli Johnston12 years ago
pretty much already do...

FreddyRules2288 years ago
i could jump of a building and live besides i wouldn't be hurt from stumbling anyway!

Ioey5 years ago
Ex paratrooper skills

deathice258 years ago
Life alert move over, I"ve got buttons

A Undertale Fan9 years ago
Me:*walks in to my math class and falls on my face* Kid:HAHAHAAHAHA Teacher:OH MY GOD ARE YOU OK Freidnd:Haliegh..? Me:*looks up*Im fine guys geez

bob34599 years ago
just get a wheel chair, loopholes

bobtheperson9 years ago
That wouldn't bother me

ArbuzAdamGamePlay7 years ago
HI DANTDM

ScottishCookie2 years ago
Fuck it, imma fall off the highest place in the world

YeahNo8 years ago
This thing says just how to be teased. You'll be a 50 year old who can't walk someday.

DragonQueenC9 years ago
i already always stumble

shadowhacked9 years ago
already do

falloutfan9 years ago
wheel chair

smartAss367 years ago
I will be a hero my power will be err... What?

PlayMoreGames8 years ago
I already stumble. What if you are in a plane crash? Would you still not get hurt or would you die

Liljared667 years ago
Then I could "accidentally" fall off a building

auggie9 years ago
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Swifty_120110 years ago
I already stumble everywhere!

Notch9 years ago
Jump off a cliff!!!!!!

Burke Lizzie12 years ago
jumping out of airplanes no danger? ell yea

EEVEE_FAN8 years ago
*Falls from cliff*

Ioey5 years ago
Dont need to worry about falling off a cliff

Shadowalker6668 years ago
I can't walk in a straight line without falling, so not being hurt from that would be great!

Horny Preteen9 years ago
EVERYBODY DO THE FLOP

Jakejumpedjumpman999 years ago
it won't hurt tho ;p

Flufflepuff9 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]

DaButtonPusher7 years ago
This would Be perfect for me because My hobby is alppine skiing (sorry If i wrote something wrong im not from uk or usa

meatloave2 months ago
Everyone stumbles all the time. Any mistake in spelling or math is a stumble ex. 'he stumbles over the spelling of the difficult word and was consequentially disqualified'
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