You are the best smelling person in the world
but
you can't bathe or shower ever again
I will not

Jauchaelle 11 years ago
GET THE HOSE

NiftyChiby 8 years ago
That is one way to get ur self clean,it never says u cant use hoes or any type of stuff that gives out water
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BunnyLover1101 10 years ago
You will become very ugly and dirty. No thank you.

RATTLE_ME_BONEZ 6 years ago
I would become an apex predator, using my small to lure in unsuspecting humans.

smiller2395 8 years ago
Just use a water gun.

Hunter Balto 13 years ago
Your body will accrue a sticky filth and your skin will become coated in the dirty sweat you exude... but for some odd reason, everyone wants to sniff your stinkiest areas.

PeculiarTimekeeper 3 years ago
I don't know where you"ve been on a regular basis, but I don't want to.
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UltimateOpprotunist 6 years ago
why would you need to shower if you are the best smelling person in the world

Bullnoze69 2 years ago
Grime accumulates on you

IsaacRosson 9 years ago
Wait, if I am the best smelling person in the world, but I never bathe, then wouldn't the rest of the world instantly become worse and worse smelling as I become worse and worse smelling

thefuckingguywhosanyoing 10 years ago
wow this is fucking boring

Sabrinanuggets314 10 years ago
Hater

TheRamster 7 years ago
I dont see a downside to this

Iohanis 8 years ago
Your always gonna smeel good no need to take a shower or bath

MDarkKing1654 8 years ago
Finally something helpful I don't like showers and my fam check by smell so yes

cliffjumper 9 years ago
swim

Annieice5 9 years ago
you wouldn't need to bathe, just jump in a pool and you won't be dirty or sticky

Warlord2080 10 years ago
I think you would die if you get a cut and any disease will always come at you.

AlcoLoco 11 years ago
Just go for a swim in a pool. The Chlorine will clean your skin off.

Aaron Davis 13 years ago
Yeah, not sure why I would ever need to bathe or shower again if I were the best smelling person in the world, assuming that I smelled the best all the time, no matter what.

silver_snake 5 years ago
basic hygiene, just saying
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Rachel Watson 13 years ago
Shower time is reflection time.

Lepraxhaun05 6 years ago
Yes

aeiou 11 years ago
best smelling doesn't mean clean

stileskatt 10 years ago
I thought it said you can't breathe at first xD

Gammafox 11 years ago
Why do you need to shower or bathe if you have the best smell?

Anders Lisborg Simonsen 13 years ago
Does swimming count?

Johto Trainer 11 years ago
doesnt matter, im still good smelling

DextersLaboratory4EVER1 3 years ago
NOOO I NEED MY BUBBLE BATHS

oceanwaterpug27 7 years ago
It didn't say I can't use a hose

Sydrad 11 years ago
So? Don't shower or bathe, just jump into a lake naked then dry yourself off after a 10 minute soak, under a waterfall so the pressure can wash grime from your body. What's the downside?

Hungry Dem0n YT 11 years ago
I can clean myself with wet toilet paper

hungergameskatniss777 12 years ago
Just tip buckets of water over your body, its not really a shower, but then you will be clean.

roseverdict 9 years ago
frequent a swimming pool to get the actual dirt off, boom

Sam Ellis 13 years ago
Just because you smell good it doesn't mean you're clean.

orionpeace 11 years ago
i live in Vancouver so there is a problem with that can i never go outside when its raining? aka can i never go outside again

JK_X 11 years ago
No dowside

Matt030405 11 years ago
You May Smell Great But You Still Have Have Dirt And Stuff.

GlitchCoreChild 6 years ago
Just go swimming! Problem solved!

ZamimiAJ 11 years ago
Pool 😂😂😂😂😂

Skylander14 9 years ago
So thats a go thing right? More money in pocket

weirdguy597 11 years ago
0_0 :P :O

Dana Adhene Andreassen 13 years ago
you dont need to bath or shower to wash yourself you know. So it is still possible to be the best smelling person in the world AND clean!

TheDuckApocalypse 11 years ago
I never liked showers

Xx_aphextwinandjerkingoff_xX last year
So erm... nothing changes? Sent from my iPhone

teamhedman 6 years ago
hate showers plus why would you need to

jamest5 10 years ago
why would I need to?

BoneyBrownie 11 years ago
easy get in a lake with a bar of soap or a hot tub.

MRL44 12 years ago
No downside

Tauru17 9 years ago
I can't "bathe". Doesn't mean I can't be assaulted by low powered pressure washers and dumped baby oil on.

me101 11 years ago
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Michaela Oliver 13 years ago
you can smell good anyways when you bathe or shower..it's called lotion/perfume. besides..your hair would be greasy, you would have some ridiculously long hair on your legs..

The9darknight 11 years ago
50 / 50

Bcorb65 11 years ago
you may smell clean but you will feel dirty and disgusting.

Nikolaj31 9 years ago
Doesn't say i can't wash

Cheshire shadow 11 years ago
hmmmmm this is actually tempting. except im gonna change colors due to filth accumulation.

David dunn 11 years ago
I see no problem.

TheExplodingPig 11 years ago
If I'm the best smelling person in the world. Why would I need to bathe or shower?
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