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You get anything you want for free
but
Gilbert Gottfried narrates your thoughts and actions for the rest of your life out loud
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cooldudelollast year
Create some sort of pill or something which permanently gets rid of him, then create a pill or something to become an immortal god and rule the world or whatever.

Maharidlast year
Sure, no prob, but i think he will have some problems, this say nothing about a special method so he just narrate it forever where he is, probably never knowing who i am and why he's doing it.

Hannah,Granger9 years ago
It said that he narrates your thoughts, not that he's beside you doing it. Basically, he would constantly be saying random stuff for no apparent reason and probably get locked away in an insane asylum.

Chiller4 years ago
HAHA ANNOYARATOR GOT DIE
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Rylan Vincent12 years ago
I fail to see a downside. Even if everyone else could hear it. Just imagine... "Rylan sat down at tha taable aand saarred out tha windo. He caanteplatad lieef aand iif hee maade the right choOice." "Yes, yes I did."

ForgottenFirefly3 years ago
BUT! what if you look at ur crush and u hear this screaming into the school P.A. saying- RyLaN LoOKs At HiS 1 AnD OnlY LovE TrIShA UnO!
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greenfin9 years ago
no no no no

clally7 years ago
“ she sits in her room as she thinks about fucking brendon urie”

Peti7 years ago
any downsides? :p

lillyhathaway8 years ago
I have random thoughts he"d probably get put in an insane asylum.. "I really want salad.. ooh no look at that steak though. That guy is so ripped!! I need to go to the gym.. my feet are so ugly. My head hurts. I need to clean my house. Darn the dog pooped ...[Show full comment]

GridzbiSpudvetch8 years ago
get some earplugs... also, who"s Gilbert Gottfried?

ThePaulDude8 years ago
He"s the guy who voiced Iago the parrot from the Aladdin films.

Francis Racicot12 years ago
Stanley walk through the RED door

Snowfrost9189 years ago
I thought that Kevin Brighting narrated The Stanley Parable...

Jessica Fox12 years ago
It'd totally be worth it.

Lars Bäckström12 years ago
#worth

Cammy Hales12 years ago
I don't see why anybody wouldn't do this

ClickerNaght9 years ago
then i can buy like 999,999,999,999,999,999,999 pairs of earmufs

Normal Joe9 years ago
Seems like a cool dude

vert3437 years ago
Just shoot the narrator: "And not vert is shooting the na" *Gunshot**dies*

Epicolocity10 years ago
you could remove the first part, gilbert gottfried narriating my life was what i wanted for free

bananable9 years ago
Couldnt you just kill him? XD

TheBrainMaster8 years ago
Think everything he is saying is a lie. Now everyone think that he is just telling a story.

Kyriel Lupien12 years ago
That sounds fucking awesome!!!

UnknownStriker9 years ago
i pressed because i want a story as my life :D plus i can get a gun for free and watch it all day AND I CAN ASK FOR SOMETHING THAT MAKES HIM GO AWAY :D

CVMXO455 years ago
i love this man

Jmax9 years ago
he will die for free

Diabolical_Toast9 years ago
No downside!

Hannahkoz7 years ago
If it was David Attenborough it would be more interesting.

Isabelle the red button10 years ago
Idk who he is but that would b awesome

Tokayyoshi9 years ago
Dragon, eat what-hell-he's-name-is

Your-Face-is-Enforip8 years ago
Get a castle for free and then lock him in a dungeon. You aren't killing him and no one will here him. B)

Kody DiMauro12 years ago
Fuck yeah, who wouldn't want this? And besides, no one ever said that you could hear him. He could be just cursed to narrate my life to himself.

BlazingBlaziken9 years ago
Still, getting anything you want? Give me my dragon. Give me my dragon now.

Lsky9 years ago
He's the best person to do it!

MinePro99 years ago
Whoever didn't press said button doesn't know what pure ingenuity is.

Acfes2 years ago
He already died, so...

stive239 years ago
downside?

trojan8 years ago
If I had someone fucking narrating my life I would shoot myself

DJGamer7 years ago
Who the fuck is gilbert gottfried??????

Doriko9 years ago
I get him to die, for free :D

Meme_lord8 years ago
"And now josh grabs his phone, locks the door, and turns on the fan so no one can hear him fapping, but little did he know his mom could hear."

DaltonCSP 9 years ago
My life would be hilarious

Popdawg Games9 years ago
that would be bad

BottonPusher9 years ago
this is the second time i get this question

PowDaddyCow7 years ago
AnD thEn hE thOUGht "bOY iS thAAHt a hOT chIck 10/10 wOULD BANG HER WOWZER"

camroon_10 years ago
What's the downside

Rob Anybody9 years ago
Not worth it at all. I'd go insane in the first year. Also he would be narrating your thoughts to everyone around you, do you really want that?

TheMarionick8 years ago
I'm gonna have to choose no on this one, but pressing the button wouldn't make you famous as well? And get you even more money...?

James Williams12 years ago
I want to hire someone to kill Gilbert Gottfried... problem solved.

Lena1213029 years ago
He says it aloud in his head. Haha.

Kirevaam9 years ago
Absolutely hilarious. (Gilbert Gottfried is the voice of Iago in Aladdin if you don't know.)

uncleltr8 years ago
I want him to not narrate me.

Michael Barelli12 years ago
#totallyworthit
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