You have Telekenetic power for the rest of your life
but
Everytime you use it, you got a bad headache for 15 mins
I will not

Goobert last year
im gonna disconect the headache nerves in my brain using the telekinesis, easy

👊Punchy Baldy Guy👊 11 years ago
Psyduck?

DiaperGrenade 9 years ago
Ever heard of medicine? Yeah, it"s a nice little thing for making headaches go away....

imavirginnn 5 years ago
yum advil

AlexisS 9 years ago
There"s no penalty for not using it. So you could virtually live your life the same way as always with no consequences, but on the off chance that you"re in a situation that telekenesis is critical for, you have the OPTION to use it only for the cost of a ... [Show full comment]

Ironthumbs 6 years ago
Not to mention what"s a little headache now and them?
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Ew 10 years ago
Don't you mean.... You become ELEVEN?

Musial-Fireworks 5 years ago
But better

Arthur Amaral 13 years ago
i don't have any power, and sometimes i get bad hedaches for 15 minutes... why not have some powers?

ForgottenFirefly 5 years ago
its true... I can get bad headaches for 3 hours or a whole day sometimes... :| it really means nothing...
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ThePravus 9 years ago
This was so OBVIOUS.

jkmc1205 10 years ago
How bad are we talking here?

ROFL MA WAFFLEZ 10 years ago
I CAN READ PORN ILLISTRATORS MINDS!

ABoyHasNoUsername 10 years ago
That would be telepathy, "telekinesis" is the ability to manipulate objects with your mind. Ex: The Force from Star Wars

BadPunzDillema 11 years ago
Only use in emergency. Why not?

James Fisher 13 years ago
never turn it off :) never said there was a limit and it never said the severity of the headache would worsen the more or longer you used it, u just get the same headache all the time. so if you never turn it off, then you can't get the headache. I CAN FLY!!!!

OceanaMiller2569 4 years ago
Congrats! You have beat the system :D
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Kookeekwisp Dustin Pollack 13 years ago
You could just not use it...

Watermelonman 9 years ago
Better having the ability than not having it
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Jan Christoffersen 13 years ago
Pills

ThegamingTom 9 years ago
Why is this tagged as 69-ers

Gajeel 12 years ago
I don't have to use it? I gain telekinesis for free? Where's the downside? I would use it just if I have to...

Pranav and Think 11 years ago

TheGlitchWitch 10 years ago
Why would I want to move things with my mind when I already can move it with my hands?

Natsumiiii 6 years ago
Oof Im gonna use it when Im bored lol

Kittycatmax06 11 years ago
Gg gg gg gg everyone

Nata1010 9 years ago
Worth it.

Colin Hamsteak 13 years ago
Sollux Captor, anyone?

Alegna4238 8 years ago
I already get chronic migraines. Sometimes they last longer than 30 minutes. Telekinesis and headaches that only last 15 minutes? THANK YOU! *Slams button

subzerus 11 years ago
I don't HAVE to use it, I'd only use it if I need to

Stefanope 10 years ago
Here"s a nice solution to this... Buy some medicine.

Sceptiledude 11 years ago
I will know if my friends really do appreciate my existence

cooker 10 years ago
I already have headaches for longer than that so that'll just shorten it and I get powers!YEAH!!!jokes on you, people.

DustArrow 11 years ago
What is Telekenetic? I've heard of Telekinetic but not Telekenetic?

ZoruaGirl19 11 years ago
You're a psyduck

Notlock 2 years ago
So you basically become Psyduck

mrjij 11 years ago
only 15 mins?! thats okay

RaiidToxiiC 9 years ago
It"s better than a headache every five days for the when two days

Julia Schmidt 13 years ago
Tylenol

killiking 10 years ago
you have the oppertunity to use it so you dont have to use it

LoL!----NO!!!!! 11 years ago
Just drink a lot of water.

DumbButtonPresser592 9 years ago
asprin

anoonymooss 10 years ago
I get migraines for hours. I think I can deal with a headache for 15 minutes.

HuntedZomibe568 6 years ago
Dammit

PugCraft 9 years ago
Lol, it dosent say you cant take meds... and they made a typo... reply me if you see it! (if ya want lol )

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Stay_flawless_ 10 years ago
Its only 15 minutes that"s a little price to pay

Dragonexus 11 years ago
I have a headache every second of the day tho

TheFinderOfLoopholes 9 years ago
Take Advil.

Johnsmith796 12 years ago
Carry advil

Ruptured 10 years ago
One word asprin

TurtleGalaxy 9 years ago
"Tylenol?" "Yes"

valepoveda 10 years ago
who cares?

Sharky0456 5 years ago
its just 15 mins tho. you can still control when they happen

reiksman 11 years ago
meh I can deal

LinusMundy 8 years ago
have water or milk and the headache its gone

VaultDweller 11 years ago
Paracetamol, Weed and Valium.
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