Will You Press The Button?

Have the power to cure one widespread disease, likely saving millions.

but

You become deathly ill afterwards.

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235x0last year

cure human limits

TajaNewling8 years ago

Id rather save millions than live knowing i could have

LOLguy2498 years ago

I'll take the sacrifice.

JesseG8 years ago

I will make the sacrifice for the greater good! (Chugs the cure while no one"s looking)

LordMackerel3 years ago

Y"all are welcome, just cured covid

Zolister7 years ago

Just use this power right before I’m you die. Or do it before you commit suicide at 80.

kal-both-ways4 years ago

heck commit suicide right after you press it

bouncingdonutz8 years ago

Saves millions, gets deathly ill, gets rid of illness with power.

Simon Roland Harrison12 years ago

*uses power while being at my deathbed*

aryan8 years ago

me too

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KrowTheAUfan8 years ago

No downside for me! I wanna die...

Diamondlordx49 years ago

I AM THE CURE TO CANCER (Wait is that a disease?)

Morlanos8 years ago

In and of itself no, but most cancers have been found to be caused by certain viruses

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SciArtHerp8 years ago

Off to cure Carar with my girl the Sea Emperor!

Modernist3 years ago

Curing a widespread disease used to be pretty undermining but now that COVID’s been going 3 years

Mimi_Madison8 years ago

I can just cure myself

fastpager2004 years ago

Did this age well or age badly

tonymtbird9 years ago

Death is the disease I cured.

Pokenerd22679 years ago

It never says I can't heal myself :^ )

anxiousballoffluff7 years ago

I'll just cure myself

Arachnerd9 years ago

I'm selfish. ;)

YoloYester4 years ago

I don’t like my odds.

GreyZemn7 years ago

Would that mean you can start Dark Souls IRL?

DomZ1278 years ago

Is deathly also an instrument?

Jakob6667 years ago

Nah it"s just mortal Hehehe nerd jokes

Louis Krempp12 years ago

who would say no?

ScottishCookie2 years ago

Bye bye cancer!

rapp2378 years ago

"The lives of the many outweigh the lives of the few" - Spock

Krusek8 years ago

How can you be a member from before there was internet?

DaRealConMan4 years ago

Fuck it, I’ll just die

Stokaboter9 years ago

oh hell no

Loophole man9 years ago

Deathly ill from what? Something with a cure perhaps?

Bastio the mccree9 years ago

you could cure you while dying

PIZZABOOM6 months ago

what if that is a widespread disease?

qbc4 years ago

Make the cure then take it

skyrimlegend219 years ago

I will cure cancer

skyrimlegend219 years ago

An if I die I will be known as a good guy

sonofhades499 years ago

Cure dank memes NEVER I NEED MA DANK

Kigor017 years ago

I would force somebody ellse.

Timelypat8 years ago

Why does it say, "likely"?

Miz Redavni12 years ago

Me

Skelcreek9 years ago

Same fam

RedTheFox8 years ago

Being deathly ill for curing the common cold? No thanks.

BliepMonster2 years ago

COVID PREPARE TO DIE

stormiinight4 years ago

C o r o n a w i l l b e g o n e

sonicj019 years ago

curses the disease that i get by seeing which one it is by using my ability to see into the future i got from another button

GingerNinja2487 years ago

Ironic, he could save others from death but not himself

Bleep Blop9 years ago

You gotta care for others so why not?

ButtonMaker2 months ago

How long is "afterwards"?

Buggaboo48 years ago

Eh, why not I can cure myself if I'm sick.

belle297 years ago

it says one widespread disease, you would probably not fall ill with the disease you cured

Dragonborn979 years ago

TIME TO CURE MYSELF LOOPHOLE

Temnai9 years ago

Actually you don't get sick until after you cure a disease, it also never mentions what disease will ail you. The button cannot be denied. Boom.

Dj.demongirl 9 years ago

I ain't saving a bunch of people I don't know. Ain't nobody got time for that

O5Council_No26 years ago

I sacrifice my everything time i need to go to where i belong to....

_CalebWasHere_last year

I'm willing to take that risk

Sack_b0t4 years ago

Im saving human from corona

Box9 years ago

This website is obsessed with self-sacrifice with widespread benefit

TigerLily287 years ago

What if you became deathly ill with the disease you just helped cure and then cured yourself? Or did i just completely over think that...

VelocityRaptor289 years ago

is bigotry a disease?

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