You can heal from any wound or sickness (including cancer and stubbed toes) in exactly one hour. No sooner. No later.
but
Throughout the entire time you are healing, it feels like you are being strangled alive.
I will not


Twisted_and_Evil_and_Dark2 months ago
Thats so evil and twisted and dark

Rizingr9 years ago
"Strangled Alive" is just a stupid statement, how else is one strangled?

pinkpearl4 years ago
@diamond, how do you know that...?
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Crazy_Jay588 years ago
Nothing wrong with a lil choking. Yes I'm one of those people.

andreithepotatoman3 years ago
I agree uwu
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Wildclaw1159 years ago
never says how tight

joebamayeet4 years ago
yes it does. "squeeze or constrict the neck of (a person or animal), especially so as to cause death" is the definition. to cause death means tght
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JackSparrowPresident!!!8 years ago
One whole hour of feeling like being strangled for a stubbed toe?? Now that, is a no-no

Grognard282 months ago
Hello Jack, would just like to point out, it says "you can" instead of you must. Valid point, though.

_40_8 years ago
Okay cool so i'll be healing and be turned on at the same time

oOBlakeOo8 years ago
I feel like that every time I run anyways

Drakkon2ZShadows7 years ago
Two words: auto-erotic asphyxiation

#unicorn4life8 years ago
It might sound creepy but I'm into that shit sooo this is a win-win for me.

DeanBeanMcDougle2 years ago
wtf

Captain Maven9 years ago
In an hour? Sorry but I'm not very patient.

OnePunch8 years ago
I don't feel pain. I'm Saitama.

Animus_RainWing_NightWing_Hybrid7 years ago
Mmhmmmm.

CAAKE8 years ago
I win no one said how tight!

xXAceXx9 years ago
#BDSM

TheGreatPapyrus46748 years ago
I love how stubbed toes are being compared to cancer

Nightcore10259 years ago
it never says I was strangled,and when your getting strangled don't you end up being knocked unconscious and not being able to feel anything?

andreithepotatoman2 years ago
UwU

gmmck49 years ago
"can"

ninjawarriorjosh5 years ago
Wait so your not breathing? Or what this is so confusjng

DeanBeanMcDougle2 years ago
The way you spell confusing is confusing

kingboss8 years ago
that ok you can make a lot of money with that bow down to me

Winwi7 years ago
A)It"s obviously worth it B)You don't have to heal everyone, you can save that gift for yourself and use it only if someone from your family would be sick

JeremySmith8 years ago
Either that Or Death, Umm I wanna LIVE!

bezvous9 years ago
Omfg 10 times imortality in row

FilthyFrank420blazeit7 years ago
If it just FEELS like then yeah.

ButtonFucker693 years ago
Hey, that my kink!

Masonqh8 years ago
Still better then dying

gavinbrichardson7 years ago
That also means if you like scratch you finger on something you feel strangled for an hour.

GangsternauwL7 years ago
"/(including stubbed toes)"/ lmao

RumblyBiscuit668 years ago
So I have cancer and I could either die or have pain for an hour and live. Wow this a tough one

gookart9 years ago
as an MMA fighter, i know being strangled isn't that bad

T._Lost_is_a_good_boi2 years ago
Thankfully, you aren’t actually strangled; it just feels like you are.

COSMICGENESECT9 years ago
I don't feel anything when I get strangled

SilentJill3454 years ago
Finally i can heal my damn stubbed toe

Cristy3128 years ago
What if the wound would kill you in less than 59 minutes

Bluemchen7 years ago
It says I CAN heal. Not that I WILL or have to. Broken leg? Yes please, healing powers on. Stubbed toe? No thanks I don’t need healing this time.

CreeperWanabe9 years ago
STUBED TOES! IM IN!

Weepwop7 years ago
... YAS

Yuu08043 years ago
well, if I don't die, it"s ok

AssHar8 years ago
I need healing!

DoodleFungus9 years ago
Immortality for a bad feeling? I'll take it.

Doomlordking6 years ago
What"s the point of healing a stubbed toe it goes away quick

MeMEStEaLEr4207 years ago
I love how they put cancer and a stubbed toe right next to each other

BruhItzJake8 years ago
It"s worth it if i"m saving the human race.

Vayetsi9 years ago
So every time I stubbed my toe I would spend an hour being strangled? No thank you I'm clumsy

Ninjago-awsome8 years ago
This is not. Bad trade off

Mustachegamer_YT9 years ago
If I survive the deadliest disease just to FEEL like I'm being strangled! Push the button!

cheezeyfeet694 years ago
no more broke toes tho

SuperSoda247 years ago
Use the ghost powers if you said yes earlier on

Shelbywagner1238 years ago
I don't really care about always healing

supsick7 years ago
yeah, no worries, I"ve got a fetish.

RizeKamishiro9 years ago
Someone who posts something on the internet should be congratulated the they posted something on the internet Congrats -Snoop Doge
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