you become immortal and you fly permanently
but
you will never be able to touch the ground again
I will not

GodOfLasagne 5 years ago
Just wear shoes.

Javongod 4 years ago
I can just float then

Joseph Brunow 13 years ago
No one really touches the ground in the first place. =/

GPZ3233 2 years ago
这是一个12年前的评论!
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Snescube 10 years ago
So if I just wear shoes or socks I'm fine as it's not me touching the ground? Plus I could just float a centimetre off the ground.

P7 10 years ago
Who will ever say no... Wait, 38%!?

Herogaia 10 years ago
basic science teaches you that you never touch the ground

yellowbutton 11 years ago
screw the fucking ground

Daniel Akai Shinigami Shearman 13 years ago
The electrons in the atoms between the ground and your feet would repel anyway, we never touch the ground at all in the first place.

ButtonPresser152 5 years ago
BILL NYE THE.. russian SPAI!
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daniel p 10 years ago
You don't even touch the ground anyway the atoms don't get put together

Sierra Marie Parson 13 years ago
I will hover just above the ground!

SteinamiteS 9 years ago
True
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Superduperbooperdooper 10 years ago
Fucking electron repel bro

the117doctor 10 years ago
Whatch as I skate on air!

graci3lacy 10 years ago
I don't want to touch the ground that ish nasty. Next time some one says cash me ousside how bow dah I can just fly over and pick them up and trow them in the trash cuz that is what they are.

stove last year
ACCURATE

BatuhanS 10 years ago
Never!!!

yellowcat53 11 years ago
Downside? Flying is cool!

kathprat7611 11 years ago
I agree

Randy Arruda 13 years ago
Eternal levitation? HELL YEAH!!!

Lonely Pizza 7 years ago
Oh, I know how to levitate up off my feet And ever since the seventh grade I learned to fire-breathe And though I feed on things that fell You can learn to levitate with just a little help Learn to levitate with just a little help Come down, come down Cowa... [Show full comment]
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Casey Oney Buchan 13 years ago
No back pain from gravity in your spine. You are weightless!

the117doctor 10 years ago
*facepalm* we don't know what part of the body is lifted. This could mean the difference between Feeling like being picked up, or like there"s a constant floor under you.

Aaron Felton 13 years ago
Hovering is thrice as cool as flying anyway.

Alex Gulakiw 13 years ago
yes! atoms repel each other at a microscopic level!

Nikki Bailey 13 years ago
Hovering... duh.

David Jones 13 years ago
Easy walk on buildings

Camille Jet-Lynx Udunno 13 years ago
I really don't want to live on this planet forever

Michael Smith 13 years ago
so i can fly and be immortal as long as i wear clothes and shoes? gimmee

Valentin Grillo 13 years ago
i could just fly close to the ground like Malzahar

DontPressButton 10 years ago
YEAH LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!!!

Sophia Smith 13 years ago
I'll float.

Katie Jarred 13 years ago
You can just hover above the ground by 1 millimetre.

Shaun DeCuir 13 years ago
According to science u have a microscopic gap beetween your ar9ms

Shaun DeCuir 13 years ago
Atoms I meant

Javier Bohorquez 13 years ago
Hell yeah, turn into an angel.

Koh Jia Jun 13 years ago
That's awesome

Randy Vuxta 13 years ago
Fuck walking

AreYouHigh 8 years ago
Fuck U

YukiTakashi 9 years ago
Of course since I can levitate too :)

Fangurliboy 11 years ago
Mmm I wonder how marceline does it

DontPressButton 10 years ago
Just stay off the ground by an inch or so. DUHHHHHH

mlgspacememe 11 years ago
millimeter above ground

CoalCompany 6 years ago
Just wear socks

Mrpaddyman 10 years ago
Hover half a millimetre of the ground

Warlord2080 10 years ago
How are you able to sleep knowing you can't touch the ground?

AnimaxDarkness 12 years ago
Hover close the the ground?

I_l1k3_c4ke 8 years ago
Probably means walking

TheFurryGamer 10 years ago
In Soviet Russia, you no touch ground, ground touches you.

The_w0lf_of_f1re 9 years ago
Wear socks that are so thin you can't feel them on your feet, then YOU won't be touching the ground, your socks will.

Night Cat 11 years ago
I'll only hit no because of the immortality part. Flying sounds good.

AreYouHigh 8 years ago
exept the ones who said don't press buton

bestyasuoeune 10 years ago
And how do u fuck then?

LolJonne 9 years ago
#FlyingUpInHalfCentimeters

TheLichPrince101 11 years ago
be 0.1 milimeters above the ground

tiramisu_imnotfood 4 years ago
i could just hover

Toronto Club Boiz 10 years ago
wear prosthetic feet

Kagerouuuu 12 years ago
Hovering FTW!
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