I believe in thor an the other Noreen gods.
They are real and I can go to Valhalla.
Win-Win situation achieved
AF9 years ago
Sorry to blow your bubble, but you only go to Valhalla if you die while doing an heroic action and holding a weapon. The chances of that happening to you in the 21st century are very low (unless you"re a soldier) and even then, some if the warriors go to volfsgang instead.
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ThePaulDude4 years ago
There"s no upside to this whatsoever because no one"s going to give a shit!
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WarWay19415 years ago
Sounds like my friend, Geklmin
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Jerry Potter11 years ago
Wtf this is like the 30th religion one today. I'm beginning to hate this site
Happy smily face10 years ago
I know. SO ANNOYING!!!
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sexypoopoofartingshit6 years ago
i make a religion about the infinite lasagna hole infront of my house and press it
I'll know, and if no one else believes me then that's their problem. As long as I know/
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Cassie Rice13 years ago
Doitsu is love. Doitsu is life.
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OrangeLightning10 years ago
There really is no God! Fuck, now I must science the hell out of everything to make others (non)believers!
KatherineCanipe9 years ago
I am a huge science nerd. And I"ve given evolution and Christianity an unbiased look. And I can say without a shadow of a doubt that using science there is no possible way for evolution to be true. Plus there is to much scientific evidence that supports Ch...[Show full comment]
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hollyskyes11 years ago
at least then i'll know if Christianity is real or not
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TiagoSantos8 years ago
Idfc about religion
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HiddenRealm12 years ago
Why is this stupid button repeated so many times? NO DRAWBACK
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Alfgate11 years ago
Doesn't matter if I can't prove it. People will deal with the consequences once they die.
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AmazingGrace9 years ago
Does Phan count as a religion? Cause if it does I will be so Happy!
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Ryan Schick13 years ago
pretty much now
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Dark Necromancer 3010 years ago
Atheist; I cant; Science can.
KatherineCanipe9 years ago
I am a huge science nerd. And I"ve given evolution and Christianity an unbiased look. And I can say without a shadow of a doubt that using science there is no possible way for evolution to be true. Plus there is to much scientific evidence that supports Ch...[Show full comment]
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GhostKing6609 years ago
Jedism is a religion so Star Wars is now real. Thank me later
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tomboy545411 years ago
Carri I think
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mansaginger11 years ago
But I'm already atheist?
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OfirMa8511 years ago
I'm Agnostic, it's weird.
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JFM6 years ago
I am a padawan now
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cptStork12 years ago
I'd just promote the ministries...
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Winter6410 years ago
lol it"s just satanism guys.
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YourBoiTy6759 years ago
I HAVE MY OWN MENTALLY INSANE RELIGON
SigurdCi7 years ago
No u don't lol
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Elana Clare Smith13 years ago
what??? *head explodes*
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Djawesome10 years ago
Ummmmmmm..... downside?
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nathadius11 years ago
Lol - Thats kind of how they work anyway isn't it? Except they don't know with certainty, they just believe blindly and the only people incapable of it being proven to are just SANE.
Raven132310 years ago
It's fine to believe in a religon, but their really isn't any prove, you can claim to have 'seen' god, or whatever you believe in, but that's because your mind wants you to see it.
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]
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AJDevelopment6 years ago
does programmer count as a religion
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jintoya11 years ago
no religion, this is already the case, no logical reason to believe otherwise, if i knew ahead of time that this was the case... might just pick one to make real and make them bitches happy, that way we could end this ridiculous war on religion, there is a...[Show full comment]
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WakkaRexo9 years ago
I am athiest so I don't care
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Shugotenshi11 years ago
Atheism is an ideology. Pls.
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Vader_the_White12 years ago
So, from the outside, nothing will have changed.
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Mimi_Madison10 years ago
They'll know the Harry Potter universe is real when they die and go to that strange place Harry went in Deathly Hallows
AF9 years ago
This place is called his head!!!
He didn't die, he was just unconscious for half a second, it"s more like a dream.
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