I believe in thor an the other Noreen gods.
They are real and I can go to Valhalla.
Win-Win situation achieved
AF9 years ago
Sorry to blow your bubble, but you only go to Valhalla if you die while doing an heroic action and holding a weapon. The chances of that happening to you in the 21st century are very low (unless you"re a soldier) and even then, some if the warriors go to volfsgang instead.
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ThePaulDude4 years ago
There"s no upside to this whatsoever because no one"s going to give a shit!
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WarWay19415 years ago
Sounds like my friend, Geklmin
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Jerry Potter11 years ago
Wtf this is like the 30th religion one today. I'm beginning to hate this site
Happy smily face10 years ago
I know. SO ANNOYING!!!
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sexypoopoofartingshit6 years ago
i make a religion about the infinite lasagna hole infront of my house and press it
I'll know, and if no one else believes me then that's their problem. As long as I know/
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Cassie Rice13 years ago
Doitsu is love. Doitsu is life.
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Nathan Gao13 years ago
Not religious.
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SparkzComics10 years ago
I'm an athiest......and anyone with a brain knows that science explains much of the universe already.....so..
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carlito91311 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]
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RockCandyMiner11 years ago
Thats what were at already. Atheism FTW!
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I_need_a_name9 years ago
Is anime a religion?
Michelebenedetti9 years ago
I hope so
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ima_nubynobody6 years ago
I already know its true
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jmdietz12 years ago
I don't need to prove it to anyone else. To know for myself is enough. But being true to your religion is sometimes hard even if you know your religion is true.
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InvalidUsername10 years ago
Im an athiest
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Djuncle11 years ago
My religion is science. So... I can't se any upsides or downsides here.
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Commissar10 years ago
Emperor of mankind protects us
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enderflame11 years ago
Wow, so no change
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Oldiron_799 years ago
You already have the but anyway
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Brenna Wiley13 years ago
That stuff is already true. I can't convince anyone that god isn't real even though its impossible for him to exist
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Pressordreeslast year
Buy Aton of switch 2s then a lot of 1$ things quickly after the switch 2s. Giveaway some switch 2s as well.
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FunkBoyMusic11 years ago
I feel truly and deeply sorry for @Seamus0901
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VelocityRaptor289 years ago
kinda how it already is for me, (i go by my own religion)
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Xephya10 years ago
Sweet! I'm going with basically the way the lifestream works in FF7.
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XxdakillerxXHoffa9 years ago
I don't need to prove crap about my religion to people. If you"re an atheist, fine. IDC. I don't hate though the only thing I'll say is have fun burning in hell.
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Masked melon11 years ago
Isn't that what religion is though
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fullmetal23711 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]
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hollyskyes11 years ago
at least then i'll know if Christianity is real or not
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TiagoSantos8 years ago
Idfc about religion
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HiddenRealm12 years ago
Why is this stupid button repeated so many times? NO DRAWBACK
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OrangeLightning10 years ago
There really is no God! Fuck, now I must science the hell out of everything to make others (non)believers!
KatherineCanipe9 years ago
I am a huge science nerd. And I"ve given evolution and Christianity an unbiased look. And I can say without a shadow of a doubt that using science there is no possible way for evolution to be true. Plus there is to much scientific evidence that supports Ch...[Show full comment]
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AmazingGrace9 years ago
Does Phan count as a religion? Cause if it does I will be so Happy!
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Ryan Schick13 years ago
pretty much now
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Dark Necromancer 3010 years ago
Atheist; I cant; Science can.
KatherineCanipe9 years ago
I am a huge science nerd. And I"ve given evolution and Christianity an unbiased look. And I can say without a shadow of a doubt that using science there is no possible way for evolution to be true. Plus there is to much scientific evidence that supports Ch...[Show full comment]
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Alfgate11 years ago
Doesn't matter if I can't prove it. People will deal with the consequences once they die.
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tomboy545411 years ago
Carri I think
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mansaginger11 years ago
But I'm already atheist?
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GhostKing6609 years ago
Jedism is a religion so Star Wars is now real. Thank me later
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