I believe in thor an the other Noreen gods.
They are real and I can go to Valhalla.
Win-Win situation achieved
AF7 years ago
Sorry to blow your bubble, but you only go to Valhalla if you die while doing an heroic action and holding a weapon. The chances of that happening to you in the 21st century are very low (unless you"re a soldier) and even then, some if the warriors go to volfsgang instead.
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sexypoopoofartingshit5 years ago
i make a religion about the infinite lasagna hole infront of my house and press it
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Jerry Potter9 years ago
Wtf this is like the 30th religion one today. I'm beginning to hate this site
I'll know, and if no one else believes me then that's their problem. As long as I know/
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Cassie Rice12 years ago
Doitsu is love. Doitsu is life.
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AJDevelopment4 years ago
does programmer count as a religion
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jintoya9 years ago
no religion, this is already the case, no logical reason to believe otherwise, if i knew ahead of time that this was the case... might just pick one to make real and make them bitches happy, that way we could end this ridiculous war on religion, there is a...[Show full comment]
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WakkaRexo8 years ago
I am athiest so I don't care
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Shugotenshi9 years ago
Atheism is an ideology. Pls.
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Mimi_Madison8 years ago
They'll know the Harry Potter universe is real when they die and go to that strange place Harry went in Deathly Hallows
AF7 years ago
This place is called his head!!!
He didn't die, he was just unconscious for half a second, it"s more like a dream.
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Vader_the_White10 years ago
So, from the outside, nothing will have changed.
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hugthepug9 years ago
Opps jesus didn't want this one
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Goonie-559 years ago
Me atheist me don't cares me need education
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Doodles10288 years ago
Than that proves that GOD IS FAKE BECAUSE HE IS
KatherineCanipe8 years ago
What???
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Ponys4ever9 years ago
I'm an athiest. They'll figure out that their religion is just stories.
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Not-A-Somebody3 years ago
What if you"re agnostic
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painslut9 years ago
I'm Wiccan. That would be amazing
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Hobounderthebridge5 years ago
Make a new religion where i make and control dragons
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mostafa10 years ago
I am already certain that my religion is true
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Trentor8 years ago
I don't have a Relgion
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AF7 years ago
I believe that every religion is correct, as long as people believe it"s true, but most people don't understand how I can believe in all of the religions, yet I am not a religious person. Explanation: I believe that the gods can't punish you for not doing...[Show full comment]
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Max Roovers12 years ago
atheist so I don't care
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Wolfgames9 years ago
That is my life
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Esquire149 years ago
So it's bull puss like all other religion. That just am argument from personal experience.
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LeoHoroDay9 years ago
I would be like: Bro dis tru AF but u not seeing it.
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TellYouAllAboutIt9 years ago
Fucks sake :)
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Jonatan Krølle Berntsen12 years ago
Hard one. Though certainty would give a calming pease there's allways the thrill of mysteries
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Lurmarud9 years ago
Fuck the other people.
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Razor_Koopa8 years ago
I'm atheist
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_DOMSE__8 years ago
!!!FSM!!!
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kerneldeimos9 years ago
I'm surprised so many people pressed the button. Set aside what it is you believe in, pressing this button basically means you get to know the truth and can't enlighten anybody else, rather than having a chance of knowing the truth and being able to enlighten anybody else.
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Someguyatetoomanypretzels7 years ago
Suck my balls I don’t have a religion... but I do have a stash for my dogs toys
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imakat10 years ago
I'm atheist and I think my concept is true but I kinda want there to be a heavan
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