I believe in thor an the other Noreen gods.
They are real and I can go to Valhalla.
Win-Win situation achieved
AF9 years ago
Sorry to blow your bubble, but you only go to Valhalla if you die while doing an heroic action and holding a weapon. The chances of that happening to you in the 21st century are very low (unless you"re a soldier) and even then, some if the warriors go to volfsgang instead.
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ThePaulDude5 years ago
There"s no upside to this whatsoever because no one"s going to give a shit!
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WarWay19415 years ago
Sounds like my friend, Geklmin
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Jerry Potter11 years ago
Wtf this is like the 30th religion one today. I'm beginning to hate this site
Happy smily face10 years ago
I know. SO ANNOYING!!!
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sexypoopoofartingshit6 years ago
i make a religion about the infinite lasagna hole infront of my house and press it
I'll know, and if no one else believes me then that's their problem. As long as I know/
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Cassie Rice13 years ago
Doitsu is love. Doitsu is life.
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tomboy545411 years ago
Carri I think
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mansaginger11 years ago
But I'm already atheist?
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GhostKing6609 years ago
Jedism is a religion so Star Wars is now real. Thank me later
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JFM6 years ago
I am a padawan now
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cptStork12 years ago
I'd just promote the ministries...
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Winter6410 years ago
lol it"s just satanism guys.
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OfirMa8511 years ago
I'm Agnostic, it's weird.
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Djawesome10 years ago
Ummmmmmm..... downside?
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nathadius11 years ago
Lol - Thats kind of how they work anyway isn't it? Except they don't know with certainty, they just believe blindly and the only people incapable of it being proven to are just SANE.
Raven132310 years ago
It's fine to believe in a religon, but their really isn't any prove, you can claim to have 'seen' god, or whatever you believe in, but that's because your mind wants you to see it.
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]
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jadynn10 years ago
What is the downside?😆
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WakkaRexo9 years ago
I am athiest so I don't care
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Shugotenshi11 years ago
Atheism is an ideology. Pls.
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AJDevelopment6 years ago
does programmer count as a religion
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jintoya11 years ago
no religion, this is already the case, no logical reason to believe otherwise, if i knew ahead of time that this was the case... might just pick one to make real and make them bitches happy, that way we could end this ridiculous war on religion, there is a...[Show full comment]
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Vader_the_White12 years ago
So, from the outside, nothing will have changed.
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Mimi_Madison10 years ago
They'll know the Harry Potter universe is real when they die and go to that strange place Harry went in Deathly Hallows
AF9 years ago
This place is called his head!!!
He didn't die, he was just unconscious for half a second, it"s more like a dream.
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hugthepug11 years ago
Opps jesus didn't want this one
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Goonie-5510 years ago
Me atheist me don't cares me need education
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Doodles10289 years ago
Than that proves that GOD IS FAKE BECAUSE HE IS
KatherineCanipe9 years ago
What???
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Ponys4ever11 years ago
I'm an athiest. They'll figure out that their religion is just stories.
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Not-A-Somebody4 years ago
What if you"re agnostic
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painslut11 years ago
I'm Wiccan. That would be amazing
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Hobounderthebridge6 years ago
Make a new religion where i make and control dragons
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mostafa12 years ago
I am already certain that my religion is true
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Trentor10 years ago
I don't have a Relgion
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AF9 years ago
I believe that every religion is correct, as long as people believe it"s true, but most people don't understand how I can believe in all of the religions, yet I am not a religious person. Explanation: I believe that the gods can't punish you for not doing...[Show full comment]
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