You make $750 a week (tax free and adjusting for inflation) for as long as you want and when you say it stops you get the unwavering love of the person of your dreams instantly for as long as you were getting the money.
but
You have no contact with anyone (including pets), including no TV/internet for as long as you are receiving the money.
I will not


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quickstirke 9 years ago
FUCK my life! I'll NEVER FIND someone!! And I"M NEVER PART OF groups!! I'm always LEFTOUT!!!

Potwhole 3 years ago
Bro is turning emo for a question
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Midean 9 years ago
Does anyone get that this is a disguised means of accessing immortality? Sure it"d be lonely, but I can use the internet without contacting anyone. Automated online orders for food and necessities. CleverBot for "social" contact. Thankfully I"ve never b... [Show full comment]

Panifex 8 years ago
Holy hell, you"re a genius.

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eat-my-fucking-oatmeal 7 years ago
ni🅱️🅱️a belongs in r/ihadastroke
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Nasho 6 years ago
NOOOOO NOT THE PETS

elite king 10 years ago
Get 40000grand then stop its only a month

TuroKK007 8 years ago
Math isn't your strong side.
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Imitaterdrone 10 years ago
Rob for your own food and necessities no one will be there and return to humanity when you have enough money

JL1776 8 years ago
Who’s Rob
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JinhoKim 9 years ago
I dream of people I hate

Foodisbae18 9 years ago
Quit the job for an hour to watch bill nye

Ajrocks567 10 years ago
I love reading, so I will read and eat for the next 10 years, and then be happy and rich

Table_Pepper 10 years ago
Doesn't say anything about books

nukechicken 8 years ago
Too long to read

UltraRaglo 10 years ago
AGGHGHGHHHH I CANT LIVE WITHOUT INTERNETE!!

jakeliweiquan 9 years ago
I WILL NOT GIVE UP CONTACTS

Hiphop75 10 years ago
You can really tell that people are growing too dependent on technology when someone makes something like this . . . And there is such a thing as reading

AwesomeBro404 9 years ago
Know that. Pressed.

xxhh 5 years ago
没有互联网的话有点难受，获得爱人也不是必须，现在又不是吃不上饭，这个buff并不吸引人

BoiZeBery 9 years ago
Go a few weeks with out internet it"s not hard then stop getting money

Curly Whirly 9 years ago
okay so a year of solitude playing nothing but offline video games, save up for a long time. The love of my life already gives me her unwavering love so she wont just stop because i managed to save a tonne of cash

meatloave 11 months ago
Do that for 1 hour then the girl of my dreams shows up ( a seriously hott genie) who grants me three wishes we fuck wildly then she goes away.

TuroKK007 8 years ago
How am I supposed to get grocery without making contact with the cashier?

Sukmypotatoe 10 years ago
ONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name five... [Show full comment]

Raven1323 10 years ago
Raven1323 WillYouPressTheButton?.com I will not! You gain the ability to smooth talk your way through any situation. but Your voice sounds like macaroni and cheese being stirred. Share Comments Cody James Carter 46 years ago | Likes: 68 "D... [Show full comment]

TrueBlue7849 9 years ago
NO GOD PLEASE NO. NO. NO. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

RohanSheppard 9 years ago
What if the girl of my dreams is a complete moron? Or I hate her personality?

papersnake 4 years ago
than she wouldn't be the girl of your dreams if you hate her

Ginamojo 10 years ago
I love animals to much

appledashmotherfucker 5 years ago
So I'll live in a jungle with some monah and golddigger bitches?

jshaw71 8 years ago
To go the theaters, internet cafes, and friends houses to watch TV, and use internet

DonkeyXGamer 10 years ago
No contact with anybody? That means no buying food. You would literally die.

Kajalaka 10 years ago
Grow it dipshit

Evert123_ 9 years ago
Collect money at night.

Friendlyneighbourhoodspidey 10 months ago
Bros over hoes gng

ShadowCrawler 9 years ago
No thanks, I get a job and make more than 39 thousand dollars a year and still talk to people

Aeirohide_Prime 9 years ago
SAME

Rilln 6 years ago
Hey simple... i wait 3 weeks and then get unwavering love.

Droitzel 10 years ago
Sure. I don't like people interrupting my books/music and such.

Kittycatgomeowmeow 9 years ago
What if you were poor and needed money just get a lot of money then quit the deal and then boom your rich

Reyansh1928MehandirattaTDM 5 years ago
If I want to become a billionaire I don't need TV or anything else + when I become rich then I can quit and enjoy my android TV with my favourite snack. : )

DunkleSans 10 years ago
Well you can stop when ever you want... so get the money get the girl and stop. Then you can use the money to by new games at steam or where ever you buy games.

Lzke 8 years ago
So I'll get that much money for the rest of school (finally being productive, lol) and then I'll just live from that...

RizeKamishiro 11 years ago
What if I just get the money I need then stop receiving the money :D

Aeirohide_Prime 9 years ago
HELL NO I LOVE THE INTERNET

QAQ11 6 months ago
I can read books

Yodamaster3333 10 years ago
You can get the money and buy pets and tv and internet because you have the money

StudentAshlynStorts 9 years ago
i would just get my own wifi like make my own compney

Sans And Papyrus 10 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe... [Show full comment]

I'mVeryAngryIt'sNotButter 10 years ago
STOP. THIS. BULLSHIT. RIGHT. NOW.

kawaiisushi22 9 years ago
worth it.. (jk)

Reyansh1928MehandirattaTDM 5 years ago
I can live without mama and anyone else, and doing so for ages!

TomboyChill 10 years ago
Oh heck to the no! I can not live without friends,family,or wifi!!!

Stropey 8 years ago
Introverts be rolling over their graves

CastielWinchesterMishaAckles 9 years ago
no contact with pets is horrible but having no internet is worse, i would be so bored

Piggy of search engines 11 years ago
Oh yea

FranceAlain 9 years ago
Just save the money you earn every week and when you think the money you saved is enough to last you a lifetime, then stop so you could be with the love of your life and be able to communicate again. 😂

EX_23113 3 months ago
我就一个臭写曲的，我无所谓了
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