Will You Press The Button?

IAm8YearsLate3 years ago

huh? i cant read what it says

EyeOfTruth8 years ago

A warning to those who pass by this post, the comments are fucked up, so brace yourself if you decide to read on the comments

ImmaWhovian8 years ago

Reading is my life!!

Piotr Grochowski9 years ago

Reading is extremely important for me, it's almost a core part of me

ToxicDragon8 years ago

or you know you could get you lazy ass up and do some cardio?

Bossitronio20148 years ago

It depends: if I can't read books, and that"s it, I'll already hesitate, I'm still in school. But if it means I can't read ANYTHING, there is no way I will do this. -P.S. What if you buy something like "Eye of Tuna" or something and you thought it was a...[Show full comment]

Mythical_Mage8 years ago

Screw health!

Exij9 years ago

32 % of the people can't read this comment

TheMaskedMan8 years ago

It's now 34% sadly. *shakes head*

Callmepaul7 years ago

*Dies in a restricted government area eating a hamburger * Worth it!!!!!

Bookworm121217 years ago

This should be ILLEGAL!!! This is not a joking matter! Reading is an important part of life!!! I advise you not to push that button. Or Star Wars nerd... “you will not press that button” lol.

Username24069 years ago

I love reading and im the only 1 in my school that made it to state running and swimming

Syneix9 years ago

It only says to stay healthy, didn't specifically say you'll gain weight. Why the fuck would you press the button.

Gianata9 years ago

I'm gonna press the button because it doesn't say I can't teach myself how to read

therealobama3 years ago

I don't wanna learn to read again

NoTell9 years ago

You'll be kidnapped by people who want to know your mystery but you can't say cuz you don't know so the kill you by cutting of your sick and let bleed you out

Jessie Daniel Ochoa12 years ago

I like to read, I already eat what ever I want, and I am still healthy

Jodio_joestar2 years ago

I agree with this guy/girl

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jshaw719 years ago

I read a lot of online stuff, so no way...

River Wolford12 years ago

I value literacy more than my health... apparently

OwO_OwO4 years ago

Lol i also need to read i didn't finished one piece yet and i"m 0,33x the weight of my friends

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iplaygames9 years ago

It would be like I was young.Why is this a question?

Kisaans6 years ago

People allredy love with dyslexia.

NinjaGeko199 years ago

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Yam.8 years ago

I am already healthy and I eat what I want, and I don't want to be illiterate.

conan141210 years ago

there are text to speech programs for illiterate/blind people

ImpossibleZ9 years ago

Pictures

AmazingSuperDan 9 years ago

I love reading too but I don't read much so I will sacrifice reading.

Bread_Person113 years ago

No idea what the button says anymore but I like the letters are shaped.

King Of FOOOOOOOLS9 years ago

Well, I eat like a pig and I'm a solid 170 pounds at 6"6

Eh8 years ago

I like to read I'm not giving that up

Annabeth Che12 years ago

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

HangryToma5 years ago

I watch subed anime so no.

imsoawkwardspoopy9 years ago

reading is life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Migdin18 years ago

Those who pressed the button cant read this, so we can say wgatever we want about them!!! U GUYS R STEWPID

Mellow_Online19 years ago

I have a fast metabolism, so I won't get fat and I am cautious that I won't eat anything poisonous so I'm for the most part fine

Emogamer95 10 years ago

I like reading duh!

doomoocv9 years ago

Hell no bruh.

Username__7 years ago

Cool I won’t read then

fjfkgugjtutn9 years ago

Learn to read

Perc_4 months ago

learn to

A-Jamaican Danish 9 years ago

I can always learn....... How to unlimited bacon

The-Red-Star208 years ago

I sock at reading in the first place, plus the computer or my iPad/iPhone can read shit for me, so weak down side to this button.

Elaina9 years ago

I would not care cuz I can eat Burger King all I want

RandyNightingale8 years ago

Really is that a hard question

Buckzzor Games9 years ago

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Fake-Pianist8 years ago

The nights I spend reading fanfiction untill 4am would all be gone :(

aleixmajo9 years ago

I dont press the button because I couldnt be able to play this game and I'd be so fucking bored.

S0N1C7896 years ago

I don't have to read anymore

Rechrogamer9 years ago

i dont read

The Darter9 years ago

WHAT IF I EAT SPECIAL FOOD THAT TEACHES MEHOW TO READ

BMO19309 years ago

OR,get someone to read for u,duh

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Hanako10 years ago

So I can relearn a whole new language, and since English is a common language, I will be forced to learn that too. Ok sign me up.

Misaki Natsume 8 years ago

Your waifu comes up to you and says, LETS HAVE FUN HONEY BUN!!!!!!!!!!! and then she rapes you till your body cant handle it and then you die. copy and paste this in 15 comments in the next minute or this will happen to you. btw you will get water and food...[Show full comment]

Kittenlover1018 years ago

Sadly, I cannot find a loophole. At least this one was original.

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