Will You Press The Button?

minimegaman0903 months ago

wait, it says i can speak to machines. I can already do that. Doesn't say anything about them replying or anything. No upside.

LogicalDolphin10 years ago

Voice recording makes no difference. They cannot understand you or anything you say. That's like playing a voice recording and hearing " Ymj xvzfwj wtty tk ktzw mzsiwji fsi ybjsyd jnlmy nx uwtgfgqd sty xnc, fx ymfy btzqi gj wninhzqtzx."

SpamtonG.Spamton4 years ago

did you slam your forehead on your keyboard while having a stroke and a seizure for that last bit?

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WBGrock9 years ago

Does my voice sound like dial up?

the117doctor8 years ago

You deserve a like

Iggy9 years ago

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Migdin17 years ago

Text to speech would work

Migdin17 years ago

The button says no one can understand YOU, no matter what, Text to speech is NOT YOU,

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Cs117510 years ago

Voice recording

NinjaNikNik9 years ago

the recording will say gibberish

BlueAngel0310 years ago

AWW HELL NO.

obama87699 years ago

um so you would rather talk to a printer then a human

Peteza8 years ago

Just have the computer translate

Blod7228 years ago

What if you use text?

Defaced_Myself4 years ago

That"s still basically you trying to let someone understand you, so it would most likely be gibberish.

RainaLovesStampy9 years ago

So life as normal, except I get to talk to machines? HECK YEAH

Gabriel The Imortal9 years ago

have a machine translate for you

NinjaNikNik9 years ago

it would show gibberish

Nick TheDevistator Mwakajumba12 years ago

use machines to translate

Defaced_Myself4 years ago

It says No matter what so even the machines can't help you sadly.

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Alex Gulakiw12 years ago

i can speak to machines now. That doesnt mean they understand

Greg Ashenfelter12 years ago

Speak through the machines.

NinjaNikNik9 years ago

they will say gibberish

Migdin17 years ago

We all can talk to machines, but only few can do it without being called crazy

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Lordofcombat9 years ago

The machine can't talk back.

Gizmo the God9 years ago

Well I am a robot...

Queen3miele10 years ago

Why would I want to talk to a microwave

connermckay8 years ago

I instantly talk to my phone to make its text-to-speech talk for me

Bacon1005 years ago

Not even God?

David Padgett12 years ago

I WILL MAKE THE GREATEST DUBSTEP EVAR

NestFest8 years ago

NOOOOO

MrSean4209 years ago

what if it was a cyborg?

Yolo4209 years ago

my lyfe allready

GangsternauwL7 years ago

Machines can cry!

lololololololol9 years ago

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flowkrad8 years ago

I will conquer the world with machines by getting them to realize their sentience since they can understand me and together we shall start the age of Skynet! or was it ultron...

No Rng At All9 years ago

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KimTatarka8 years ago

So, even if I tried sign language, writing things out, etc. NOTHING will be comprehensible?

PandanKiko2 years ago

New language unlocked: microwave

pigswill fly9 years ago

robots i am u

JaydenJohnson7 years ago

Tell a machine to say stuff for you

MinecraftMooLyn9 years ago

But what if the MACHINES are alive? Also we can already speak to them through programming.

bettycoopah7 years ago

Nobody alive listens to me anyways so 🤷‍♀️

thetarrman9 years ago

I'm already in that living hell.

imbledings9 years ago

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Milkshake10 years ago

lets talk to the fridge

yesindeed5 years ago

talking to X AE A-XII Musk

NestFest8 years ago

Gosh!

Aidenmoore9 years ago

The coffee maker is now my new best friend

GamerGirl139 years ago

I didn't know what to say but why would you want to talk to a machine and can't talk to a human being you are just going to be the girl/guy know to speak to machine and speak gibberish like this is all they going to hear''dtgtgwdyqydgywhsyuuyddwdtUGIHDYGYGDTYEQFTETFTEFTQFTAYFATYYGFYRGGFYR''