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You can speak to every machine on the planet
but
Nothing alive can understand you, no matter what
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LogicalDolphin 11 years ago
Voice recording makes no difference. They cannot understand you or anything you say. That's like playing a voice recording and hearing " Ymj xvzfwj wtty tk ktzw mzsiwji fsi ybjsyd jnlmy nx uwtgfgqd sty xnc, fx ymfy btzqi gj wninhzqtzx."

SpamtonG.Spamton 5 years ago
did you slam your forehead on your keyboard while having a stroke and a seizure for that last bit?
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WBGrock 11 years ago
Does my voice sound like dial up?

the117doctor 9 years ago
You deserve a like

Iggy 10 years ago
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Migdin1 9 years ago
Text to speech would work

Migdin1 8 years ago
The button says no one can understand YOU, no matter what, Text to speech is NOT YOU,
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Cs1175 11 years ago
Voice recording

NinjaNikNik 10 years ago
the recording will say gibberish

BlueAngel03 11 years ago
AWW HELL NO.

obama8769 11 years ago
um so you would rather talk to a printer then a human

Peteza 9 years ago
Just have the computer translate

Blod722 10 years ago
What if you use text?

Defaced_Myself 5 years ago
That"s still basically you trying to let someone understand you, so it would most likely be gibberish.

RainaLovesStampy 11 years ago
So life as normal, except I get to talk to machines? HECK YEAH

Gabriel The Imortal 11 years ago
have a machine translate for you

NinjaNikNik 10 years ago
it would show gibberish

Nick TheDevistator Mwakajumba 13 years ago
use machines to translate

Defaced_Myself 5 years ago
It says No matter what so even the machines can't help you sadly.
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Alex Gulakiw 13 years ago
i can speak to machines now. That doesnt mean they understand

Greg Ashenfelter 13 years ago
Speak through the machines.

NinjaNikNik 10 years ago
they will say gibberish

pigswill fly 11 years ago
robots i am u

JaydenJohnson 8 years ago
Tell a machine to say stuff for you

MinecraftMooLyn 10 years ago
But what if the MACHINES are alive? Also we can already speak to them through programming.

imbledings 11 years ago
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bettycoopah 9 years ago
Nobody alive listens to me anyways so 🤷‍♀️

thetarrman 10 years ago
I'm already in that living hell.

Milkshake 11 years ago
lets talk to the fridge

Aidenmoore 11 years ago
The coffee maker is now my new best friend

yesindeed 6 years ago
talking to X AE A-XII Musk

NestFest 10 years ago
Gosh!

CalChivers 9 years ago
i ment to not press it but what if the machine cant talk

GamerGirl13 10 years ago
I didn't know what to say but why would you want to talk to a machine and can't talk to a human being you are just going to be the girl/guy know to speak to machine and speak gibberish like this is all they going to hear''dtgtgwdyqydgywhsyuuyddwdtUGIHDYGYGDTYEQFTETFTEFTQFTAYFATYYGFYRGGFYR''

TheSeanannerWorld 11 years ago
I will be stuck talking to EvieBot?

copperpen 10 years ago
Why would i want to talk to my toaster?

elimod 11 years ago
Stephen hawkings anyone? Ask a computer to translate everything you're saying... downside?

NinjaNikNik 10 years ago
it would play gibberish because it says no matter what

Silverwing 9 years ago
The robots shall translate for me

franzzz 3 years ago
What deos speking with machines even mean?

Michelle Bravender 13 years ago
My computer can actually be my best friend

Spiderp 10 years ago
What would machines have to say anyway?

joaquin55 10 years ago
beep boop

The 13th doctor 11 years ago
I speak every language. so downside?

Temnai 10 years ago
I can already talk to machines though, not that they respond.

ParadoxX_ 11 years ago
Actually nobody understand me ;-;

I_LIKE_TOAST 7 years ago
Telegraph Boi

tordvv 11 years ago
You can make the machines talk

NinjaNikNik 10 years ago
but they would say gibberish

BradyKeith 9 years ago
talk to an auto-dictate

Novio 10 years ago
So i only say 0 and 1?

bouncingdonutz 9 years ago
Have the machines translate :3

Fuckdopolice 11 years ago
Well dang

A_Random_Muffin 6 years ago
If I can talk to machine, I would just have my cellphone translate everything I say for me

Boone Formhals 13 years ago
speak and spell

HomestuckersUnite413 10 years ago
Make a machine that can translaye what you say so people can understand you

Majestic-Weirdo 9 years ago
Would you communicate to a machine....and the machine communicate to people...

shaneboss403 10 years ago
Nope

Asacio 11 years ago
Why would I want to talk to my TV and not to my girlfriend?

Brain Smarts 10 years ago
AI is not implemented in a computer, but its a good one.

jintoya 11 years ago
i want them to know why, as i strangle the life from them, sooooo notclickingthatshit.jpg
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