You get accepted into the Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry
but
You die after you graduate and have to live with Moaning Myrtle
I will not


Twisted_and_Evil_and_Dark5 months ago
Thats so evil and twisted and dark

SekiKapeki4 years ago
What if I dont graduate and I just got kicked

Davd9 years ago
1. It doesn't specify when I die. 75 years "After graduation" is still after graduation. 2. Moaning Myrtle is kinda hot in the movies(Her actress is like 40, give it a rest)

BalorClubFoLyfe7 years ago
Fool you a genius. (I call everyone fool don't question me)

Kay Mettlin12 years ago
Just drop-out during 7th Year. (Like Fred and George) Then help save the world. "And no they couldn't take away your wand."

NotTheProtagonist3 years ago
You remain immortal until you graduate. Then you die and have to live with Moaning Myrtle.
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Wolfo7 years ago
Never graduate

KatieBaker8 years ago
I have to LIVE with moaning myrtle? But I"d be dead! IDIOT.

NGTSsundee0079 years ago
you might have to live with her, but it never said that you couldn't insult her or have to marry her. XD

zoorg20ral0310 years ago
SO WORTH IT

Morgan Moore12 years ago
Wouldn't it be you are dead with Moaning Myrtle?

NotTheProtagonist3 years ago
You beat @KatieBaker to the joke by an unknown period of time.

Shawna Nevertoolate Hester12 years ago
Uh. Get to live at Hogwarts forever? YEAH! And they say live with Myrtle, not stay with her 24/7

Brendon Thomson-Nahoum12 years ago
nvr graduate

Ethan FannyPack Sowersby12 years ago
harry has the ressurection stone, problem solved!

NotTheProtagonist3 years ago
And before someone corrects me, I purposely wrote it as “Philosopher’s Scone”.
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pusib0ss9 years ago
dont like harry potter that much

TheFlash42010 years ago
HECK YES!

ExcalibroBlue8 years ago
I dunno, Moaning Myrtle is kinda hot.

Hyltran4 years ago
She’s kinky I think I will press the button :) I interpreted the book as if she took Harry’s virginity and I will fuck here happy 😃

Renee Cooperider12 years ago
Um I'll be at Hogwarts forever How about yes

Enderwolf3089 years ago
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Jeebus10 years ago
just dont go to graduation

Adan_Reyes9 years ago
I die but have to live with moaning myrtle? So I don't die? Lol wtf

Sabrinanuggets3149 years ago
Moaning myrtle is a ghost that lives in the girls bathroom

twinsparkalfa427010 years ago
Philosophers stone elixr of everlasting life:D

Larissa Macêdo12 years ago
doesnt matter, went to hogwarts

Luk_CoolLetsplay10 years ago
ok al gust wish for 50 girls and fuck them suck boobs and then mi life is complete

NicholeKrueger8 years ago
never graduate!

Jason Vorhees9 years ago
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Dacoo8 years ago
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K_Bae_lol12310 years ago
I hate Harry Potter

oldnotweak10 years ago
shes kind of hot XD

Skulldozer10 years ago
What is the purpose of stidying in Hogwarts when i will die when i graduate?

Hyltran7 years ago
Not so bad, she"s a little kiny.

Kadija Larsen12 years ago
so worth it

Jaaason9 years ago
Hogwarts is not real so I will not press

heyeveryone10 years ago
I LOVE YOU MYRTLE

Kendraaaaa7 years ago
I don’t really want to live in a bathroom

Aurorii9 years ago
I actually were to attend Hogwarts, but because of the war I never got my letter. It's ok though. I still know how to do magic. I am a freaking Wizard. I don't need school when I've got parents xD

Edi48168 years ago
Become a dropout...never graduate

pusib0ss9 years ago
dont like harry potter that much

RhysIsGreat10 years ago
harry potter is one of the dumbest books ever

gaffel37310 years ago
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njchrispatrick11 years ago
Uh, duh, make a Horcrux!

LilsyLils9 years ago
Swapping stories with Myrtle actually sounds fun.

NoahNelson7 years ago
YEEEEEESSSSSS

Blazeking279 years ago
I like Myrtle. So I will do it. She's funny.

vpgonemad10 years ago
Or you can be the reason for making Myrtle moan ;)

moncherie999 years ago
Lms if u LOOOVVVEEEE H.P.

Da Boss10 years ago
You can learn to bring your self to life again.

Tylerjevans128 years ago
I would drop out before i graduate and then jusy be a wizard

ThatOneKid10 years ago
Moaning Myrtle lives at Hogwarts

WBGrock8 years ago
She"s kinda cute....

Nezzykeppo10 years ago
Yah know you çould hide that wand out side so then at 7rh grade you on purposely fail class and get kicked out of school and go to we're you hid your wand whala you still have the wand
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